Cosmetic Surgery will make peole naturally ugly

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Cosmetic Surgery will make peole naturally ugly
« on: July 25, 2007, 04:39:31 AM »
  • Cosmetic surgery overcomes a person's natural ugliness.
  • This means that ugly people will find it easier to mate.
  • This means that the ugly genes will get passed on.
  • As cosmetic surgery becomes more readily available and sociably acceptable this will become more prevalent.
  • The ugly genes will spread through humanity like a plague.

Kill all the ugly people while we still have a chance!!!

Re: Cosmetic Surgery will make peole naturally ugly
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2007, 05:03:27 AM »
Yep. And let the hemophiliacs bleed to death before they breed more hemophiliacs. ::)

Why don't we just go ahead and ban sex worldwide for ten years and let everyone who has AIDS die out?
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery will make peole naturally ugly
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2007, 05:11:59 AM »
I don't think I agree with you. If ugly people mate with ugly people, the problem becomes worse. If ugly people receive plastic surgery and mate with good-looking people, the offspring won't be as bad. The cycle would then continue. If anything, instead of the ugly spreading, people will become more average.
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery will make peole naturally ugly
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2007, 05:23:22 AM »
You raise an interesting point (divito that is - "agent" is just a befuddled moron).

I think we'll have to run some tests about the dominance of attractive genes and see which are the more the dominant (the U1 gene or the B1 gene - totally not made up). Agent, you have sex with beautiful people and we'll see if your ugliness overcomes their beauty.

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Re: Cosmetic Surgery will make peole naturally ugly
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2007, 05:48:49 AM »
Of course, the next inherent issue is the subjectivity of beauty.
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery will make peole naturally ugly
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2007, 05:57:52 AM »
Also a good point, I nominate and vote for myself to be judge.

As my opinion is the only one that matters I have been appointed judge.

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Re: Cosmetic Surgery will make peole naturally ugly
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2007, 05:58:57 AM »
True.
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« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2007, 11:45:19 AM »
You raise an interesting point (divito that is - "agent" is just a befuddled moron).

Sorry, I didn't realize you were making a serious topic. Something about the marquee made it appear otherwise. ;D

Agent, you have sex with beautiful people and we'll see if your ugliness overcomes their beauty.

I've tried, but GRS won't come over to Amerikaland.  :(
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery will make peole naturally ugly
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2007, 01:25:37 PM »
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery will make peole naturally ugly
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2007, 03:03:21 PM »
On a more serious note could "assisted" reproduction (i.e. IVF) bring about an increase of infertility?

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Re: Cosmetic Surgery will make peole naturally ugly
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2007, 03:32:27 AM »
Complete Nonsense.
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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Re: Cosmetic Surgery will make peole naturally ugly
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2007, 03:34:59 AM »
Is that your new catch phrase?

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Re: Cosmetic Surgery will make peole naturally ugly
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2007, 03:07:11 PM »
Nay, it is the branding iron on these types of mindless, pseudo-intellectual, fart-in-the-wind threads. Complete and utter waste of time.
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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Re: Cosmetic Surgery will make peole naturally ugly
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2007, 03:19:27 PM »
As opposed to repeatedly posting "complete nonsense"?

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Re: Cosmetic Surgery will make peole naturally ugly
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2007, 05:07:36 PM »
The problem is its own solution. You claim that future generations will be statistically more ugly, but admit that the surgical procedures to rectify this will become more readily available. What does it matter if people are born uglier when this can be more easily remedied?
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Re: Cosmetic Surgery will make peole naturally ugly
« Reply #15 on: July 27, 2007, 06:27:04 AM »
More importantly, if everybody gets uglier who's going to know? It'll become "normal" - if somebody from 1200AD was here they might think we already were uglier.

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Re: Cosmetic Surgery will make peole naturally ugly
« Reply #16 on: July 31, 2007, 10:19:44 AM »
You fail at understanding evolution.

IVF and plastic surgery could not possibly create an increase in ugly people, or an increase in infertility.

Let me put it another way;  Does the existence of plastic surgery mean that an ugly person is more likely to breed than a non-ugly person?

Does IVF mean infertile people are more likely to breed than fertile people?

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Re: Cosmetic Surgery will make peole naturally ugly
« Reply #17 on: July 31, 2007, 11:32:37 AM »
You fail at understanding evolution.

IVF and plastic surgery could not possibly create an increase in ugly people, or an increase in infertility.

Let me put it another way;  Does the existence of plastic surgery mean that an ugly person is more likely to breed than a non-ugly person?

It does make ugly people more likely to breed overall, therefore the mean attractiveness of our species will statistically go down over time.
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: Cosmetic Surgery will make peole naturally ugly
« Reply #18 on: July 31, 2007, 12:27:37 PM »
You fail at understanding evolution.

IVF and plastic surgery could not possibly create an increase in ugly people, or an increase in infertility.

Let me put it another way;  Does the existence of plastic surgery mean that an ugly person is more likely to breed than a non-ugly person?

It does make ugly people more likely to breed overall, therefore the mean attractiveness of our species will statistically go down over time.

Studies have shown that "beauty" does not affect breeding rates (at least not negatively) but certain personality types do.

Every ugly betty has a tremendous tom.

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Re: Cosmetic Surgery will make peole naturally ugly
« Reply #19 on: July 31, 2007, 12:31:54 PM »
You fail at understanding evolution.

IVF and plastic surgery could not possibly create an increase in ugly people, or an increase in infertility.

Let me put it another way;  Does the existence of plastic surgery mean that an ugly person is more likely to breed than a non-ugly person?

It does make ugly people more likely to breed overall, therefore the mean attractiveness of our species will statistically go down over time.

Studies have shown that "beauty" does not affect breeding rates (at least not negatively) but certain personality types do.

Is that a fact?  If that's the case then beast is right (though for the wrong reason).  Can you provide a link to these studies?
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: Cosmetic Surgery will make peole naturally ugly
« Reply #20 on: July 31, 2007, 12:47:17 PM »
You fail at understanding evolution.

IVF and plastic surgery could not possibly create an increase in ugly people, or an increase in infertility.

Let me put it another way;  Does the existence of plastic surgery mean that an ugly person is more likely to breed than a non-ugly person?

It does make ugly people more likely to breed overall, therefore the mean attractiveness of our species will statistically go down over time.

Studies have shown that "beauty" does not affect breeding rates (at least not negatively) but certain personality types do.

Is that a fact?  If that's the case then beast is right (though for the wrong reason).  Can you provide a link to these studies?

Imperial College of Science, Technology and Medicine
British, Austrailian, and American scientists show the major factors for the number of children a women will have are:

1) Race/Culture/Religion
2) Education
3) When they start their first period
4) Age of menopause


I don't have a direct link, but I'm sure you can find the article on their website: http://www3.imperial.ac.uk/

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Re: Cosmetic Surgery will make peole naturally ugly
« Reply #21 on: July 31, 2007, 12:53:26 PM »
That's interesting.

You would think physical attractiveness would come into play at some point.
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: Cosmetic Surgery will make peole naturally ugly
« Reply #22 on: July 31, 2007, 01:01:15 PM »
That's interesting.

You would think physical attractiveness would come into play at some point.

But both genders suffer the same statistical plague of unpleasant looks.

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Re: Cosmetic Surgery will make peole naturally ugly
« Reply #23 on: July 31, 2007, 01:01:38 PM »
That's interesting.

You would think physical attractiveness would come into play at some point.

But both genders suffer the same statistical plague of unpleasant looks.

That's a very good point.
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: Cosmetic Surgery will make peole naturally ugly
« Reply #24 on: August 01, 2007, 06:03:27 AM »
Let me put it another way;  Does the existence of plastic surgery mean that an ugly person is more likely to breed than a non-ugly person?

Yes, I believed so - as has been pointed out though, physical appearance has little to do with reproduction (which I'm surprised at).

As for the infertility, it could become possible in the distant future that enough genes that cause infertility (I don't even know if infertility can be genetic by the way) get passed around that it becomes more and more prevalent and common.

In the end these weren't serious theories that I was proposing, merely idle ponderings. While I think bypassing infertility would possibly create more infertile people in the future (than plastic surgery create ugly people that is) it was still just a bit of fun.