Well, since I tend to break out laughing at the very thought of a FE, I guess I'd be a slightly smarter Christian, by your definition.
Hey, why dont you FE geniuses scrape some cash together and take one of those space tours that have been recently made available to the public for a large sum? See it all for yourselves, y'know, the elephants and turtle holding the earth up from below(or whatever the heck it is), see the 150 ft ice wall. Take a voyage to the sun and stars my hearties! They're only 2000-odd miles away, by your definition.
Or maybe you'd see from the space-shuttle windows that you're a bunch of friggin ignorant idiots.
Or say they're tricking your eyes. Yeah, thats it.
While you're at it, maybe you could take a time travel voyage back to the 1200's, where you and your ideas belong.
I'd be a lot more caustic, but I find yall a lot more hilarious than annoying.