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« on: July 12, 2007, 06:52:55 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2007, 06:56:37 PM »
Fucking dog pederest!  Never, EVER heard of something like that before.

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« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2007, 07:02:59 PM »
"Man's Best Friend" (nod to Elton John)
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

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« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2007, 07:05:44 PM »
Holy sh*t.
Here's a twist: The boy forced the dog to do it.

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« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2007, 07:16:42 PM »
Its a very vague story...

What actually happened ffs? Did the dog just hump the kid? If so...who cares ffs...my dog humped everything.

Unless the dog was gettin all primal and biting the kids neck, what the hell is the big deal?

Or maybe the dog physically penetrated the kid??

I dont know, but it doesn't seem taht bigga deal to me, doesn't even sound as thought hes that injured, its only a big deal coz hes 2....

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Like...O M G ! ! ! He is, like, totally using the gun as like some kind of sexual weapon. O M G ! ! That is like, totally awesome! ! !

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« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2007, 07:17:26 PM »
I think the dog is being used as cover for something else that may have happened.

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« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2007, 07:22:32 PM »
I think the dog is being used as cover for something else that may have happened.
(After checkup with doctor)
Sir, we found sperm in your son.

Father: ...That was the dog...yeah.

Doctor: My God!  You should get this kid in the hospital.

Father: Hospital...yeah...OK.

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« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2007, 07:57:10 PM »
Its a very vague story...

What actually happened ffs? Did the dog just hump the kid? If so...who cares ffs...my dog humped everything.

Unless the dog was gettin all primal and biting the kids neck, what the hell is the big deal?

Or maybe the dog physically penetrated the kid??

I dont know, but it doesn't seem taht bigga deal to me, doesn't even sound as thought hes that injured, its only a big deal coz hes 2....

 ::)
Well, it said the dog sodomized the boy, which means there was penetration. I'd say that is a pretty big deal.

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« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2007, 08:45:47 PM »
Its a very vague story...

What actually happened ffs? Did the dog just hump the kid? If so...who cares ffs...my dog humped everything.

Unless the dog was gettin all primal and biting the kids neck, what the hell is the big deal?

Or maybe the dog physically penetrated the kid??

I dont know, but it doesn't seem taht bigga deal to me, doesn't even sound as thought hes that injured, its only a big deal coz hes 2....

 ::)

What does the term 'sodomized' mean to you? Oh wait...

As for the dog, there is no documented case on zoology of a dog raping a human being. Thus, the dog MUST have been taught that behavior, via beastiality porn shit. Dogs 2 years of age go around humping legs, or other dogs, but they do not forcibly rape another animal or person. Cats rape cats. Dogs do not rape other canines.

I smell bullshit.
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

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quixotic

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« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2007, 10:12:55 PM »
Chief and Midnight:

Have you ever had a dog??

Firstly, getting the red rocket out is an effort.

Secondly, that thing is very flacid.

Thridly, how did the dog get the clothes/diaper off the baby. Or was he so skilled with his lipstick that he managed to work his way around that annoying clothing...pleeeease....

The whole thing is bullshit. Mate, we used to always fuck over my mate with my Rotty, We'd wait till he was raelly runk and passed out, then we would excite Coda (the rotty) and make him fuck my mate, never, EVER did the red rocket come close to contacting skin...

What a load of hornswaggle

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Like...O M G ! ! ! He is, like, totally using the gun as like some kind of sexual weapon. O M G ! ! That is like, totally awesome! ! !

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« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2007, 10:16:29 PM »
Chief and Midnight:

Have you ever had a dog??

Firstly, getting the red rocket out is an effort.

Secondly, that thing is very flacid.

Thridly, how did the dog get the clothes/diaper off the baby. Or was he so skilled with his lipstick that he managed to work his way around that annoying clothing...pleeeease....

The whole thing is bullshit. Mate, we used to always fuck over my mate with my Rotty, We'd wait till he was raelly runk and passed out, then we would excite Coda (the rotty) and make him fuck my mate, never, EVER did the red rocket come close to contacting skin...

What a load of hornswaggle

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Well, regardless of your sexual experiences with dogs, this article specifically said that the boy was sodomized. That means there was penetration.

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quixotic

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« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2007, 10:20:17 PM »
Do you believe everything you read??

FFS


Just think about it for a second, one take Mids point that there has been no recording i history of this occuring, and dogs, just aren't gay...

What the article is describing is a load of bullshit...

I bet the baby was just bagpiped or something and that in reality it was the dirty uncle who expanded the poor buggers Rusty Bulet Wound  :-X

Dam I love that name!!!

Like...O M G ! ! ! He is, like, totally using the gun as like some kind of sexual weapon. O M G ! ! That is like, totally awesome! ! !

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« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2007, 11:22:40 PM »
Chief and Midnight:

Have you ever had a dog??

I own kennels, all my life. Fail.

Firstly, getting the red rocket out is an effort.

Personal testimony?

Thridly, how did the dog get the clothes/diaper off the baby. Or was he so skilled with his lipstick that he managed to work his way around that annoying clothing...pleeeease....

Thridly? Did the article say whether or not the child was clothed? And even still, a dog can tear through a diaper with a hard on, it's not made of titanium, unlike your fucking skull.

The whole thing is bullshit. Mate, we used to always fuck over my mate with my Rotty, We'd wait till he was raelly runk and passed out, then we would excite Coda (the rotty) and make him fuck my mate, never, EVER did the red rocket come close to contacting skin...

So you therefore admit it was a trained behavior. Noted.

What a load of hornswaggle


The child was listed as 'sodomized'. Not 'brushed up against with limp red rocket'. Not 'may have been sodomized'. Not 'the dog was being a dog'. The child was, quote, 'SODOMIZED'. Do you know this term, and what it means? I am sorely convinced otherwise.
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« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2007, 11:24:50 PM »
Just think about it for a second, one take Mids point that there has been no recording i history of this occuring...

I am waiting.  :-*
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

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quixotic

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« Reply #14 on: July 12, 2007, 11:53:32 PM »
Oh ffs Midnight....

Get a fuckin clue if you gonna be like that...

1) I didnt say you didnt own a dof fuckface, i asked you a question

2) Yes, personal testimony, I mean I did say it didn't I....

3) No it didnt, but if your making assumptions, why cant I?? Oh and yea, dicks can rip diapers...fuckin lame response

4)No, we didnt train him to do it, hes was a male dog wil Balls midnight, wityh primal instinct, ffs all you had to hwas push a chair over and he would think it was some hot dogs ass...

5) Once again, do you believe everything you read? I just read an article in a tabloid that said rapists are new age philosphers...or that the earth is flat...

FFS

This is the most pathetic of your tirades that I have heard Midnight so far, and there has been a few fuckin zingers, I mean ffs.

My last and final post on this: If you can seriously sit there and tell me that you believe a Dog raped a Human, be it 2 or fuckin 25, then, well, fuck, there is no point coming to this site anymore...

Oh and not like You and Gayer, and all the other retards who try to gain attention from saying their leaving.

I will agree o one thing you said, sometime or rather, and that is that the people that frequent this site these days are jut downright fuckin stupid, with the exception of a few...



Just think about it for a second, one take Mids point that there has been no recording i history of this occuring...

I am waiting.  :-*

ANd what r u waiting for?

Like...O M G ! ! ! He is, like, totally using the gun as like some kind of sexual weapon. O M G ! ! That is like, totally awesome! ! !

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« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2007, 12:05:58 AM »
1) I didnt say you didnt own a dof fuckface, i asked you a question

Which by implication was telling me I have no fucking idea what I am talking about. You lose.

2) Yes, personal testimony, I mean I did say it didn't I....

You totally missed the meaning of my sentence.

3) No it didnt, but if your making assumptions, why cant I?? Oh and yea, dicks can rip diapers...fuckin lame response

I could go into the, you know, polymers used to, you know manufacture a diaper, consider the endless TYPE of materials used in various diaper brands (I have kids so I could be totally speculating), or perhaps the fact of the hardness of an erect pecker, being it from a human, a horse, a dog, or a mythical Tom Bishop Unicorn named Bob Ingrate, not to mention the force of a pit bull at 2 years old, hunched over a human toddler. I suppose that is just too far fetched for even Tom Bishop to fathom. I could even (heaven forbid) mention how a dog would perhaps, you know, use CLAWS to you know, shred a barrier to what it was getting at. Although I am fairly certain no dog ever dug a hole before. Oh wait. I forgot the maw of the beast as well. Silly me.

Meaningless however, as the 2 year old was not listed as dressed or not dressed so we are farting into each other's mouths on blind (sober in my case) speculation.

4)No, we didnt train him to do it, hes was a male dog wil Balls midnight, wityh primal instinct, ffs all you had to hwas push a chair over and he would think it was some hot dogs ass...

Yes because a male dog is instinctually driven to copulate with anything larger than itself. Animal Planet snubs your all-encompassing professional take on the behavior of dogs. Again, I have raised dogs in kennels my entire life, literally. I know how dogs behave. I have raised over 50 breeds of the animal. A dog, is a dog, is a dog.

But that is of course meaningless, because I must work for NASA, paid to lie about how dog behavior patterns from nearly 30 years experience with them, and my dogs are false flag operatives named Clarence D. PenisSoft.

5) Once again, do you believe everything you read? I just read an article in a tabloid that said rapists are new age philosphers...or that the earth is flat...

Oh that's right, based on my comments from the you know, actual TEXT of the fucking article, I have been duped into another deep-seated conspiracy of titanic proportions. Dogs are being persecuted wrongly. Oh my god /wrist.

Please know that brain cells are the only cell in your body that cannot replace themselves, then look for ways to escape...

This is the most pathetic of your tirades that I have heard Midnight so far, and there has been a few fuckin zingers, I mean ffs.

Tirade. LOL.

My last and final post on this: If you can seriously sit there and tell me that you believe a Dog raped a Human, be it 2 or fuckin 25, then, well, fuck, there is no point coming to this site anymore...

If you can seriously sit there and tell me that a dog CANNOT rape a 2 year old human being (regardless of why), then you're right anyway. Cheers.  :-*

Oh and not like You and Gayer, and all the other retards who try to gain attention from saying their leaving.

You must be the only living being who comes here who has never figured out the 'I am leaving routine' yet. Keep at it, the epiphany will arouse you and leave you smiling. Someday.

I will agree o one thing you said, sometime or rather, and that is that the people that frequent this site these days are jut downright fuckin stupid, with the exception of a few...

Great, you agree with me somehow, someway. Now I can die complete.  ::)

ANd what r u waiting for?

For you to show me where my claim is false, or move along to the cereal isle where your sugar puffs await.

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Tirade? If that post I just responded to wasn't a tirade, I am a cranberry.

I wonder if Quixotic had his account hijacked? I don't recall him or her being such a drunken douchebag...

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« Last Edit: July 13, 2007, 02:01:51 AM by Midnight »
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

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« Reply #16 on: July 13, 2007, 06:02:46 AM »
This is turning into a debate.

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« Reply #17 on: July 13, 2007, 04:43:55 PM »
Hardly.

Quixotic got some bad whiskey or something, who knows.
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

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« Reply #18 on: July 13, 2007, 05:42:38 PM »
Quote from: Niagra Gazette July 12 2007
Many unanswered questions remain in the wake of Sunday’s bizarre pit bull attack on a Washburn Street boy.

Police say a 2-year-old boy was alone with the famiy’s pit bull for only minutes when he was attacked and sodomized by the dog, a family pet that had never before shown any signs of aggression.

Lockport Police Detective Capt. Larry Eggert said the toddler had removed his own soiled diaper and asked to be changed just before the attack. His mother sent him into the living room to get a new diaper, Eggert said.

The boy was alone with the dog for only a brief time, Eggert said.

When the mother heard the boy scream, she walked into the living room and found the dog had mounted the child, Eggert said. The mother reportedly began yelling at the dog, which spooked it, causing it to run out the door and onto the porch, still attached to the boy.

Neighbors saw what was happening and helped the mother beat the dog to get it off the boy, Eggert said.

The pit bull, a 2-year-old named Bear, remains impounded at the Niagara Count SPCA pending the police investigation.

Niagara County SPCA Executive Director Al Chille said he’s fielded dozens of calls about the dog, many from out-of-state, and the overwhelming sentiment has been in favor of the dog.

“It’s been, ‘Save the dog, investigate the family,‘ ” Chille said.

Eggert said the family has been “very open, very cooperative” with police.

--April Amadon

What a bunch of douchebags.  If I found the dog raping my child, there wouldn't be a chance for people to say, "Free the dog". The next day I would be selling the doghouse, and giving away 50 pounds of free meat to the Vietnamese people next door.
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« Reply #19 on: July 13, 2007, 08:17:46 PM »
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My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

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« Reply #20 on: July 17, 2007, 12:08:42 PM »
Yes because a male dog is instinctually driven to copulate with anything larger than itself.

Is that sarcasm?  Cause my former dog would hump anything larger than itself (you don't want to know any details, but luckily it didn't involve people).
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« Reply #21 on: July 17, 2007, 12:11:14 PM »
Please know that brain cells are the only cell in your body that cannot replace themselves, then look for ways to escape...

Wrong. http://www.brainlightning.com/regen.html
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