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I'm tired of them

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ChristianMan16

Re: I'm tired of them
« Reply #30 on: July 09, 2007, 03:47:39 PM »
Quote from: Skeptical ATM on July 09, 2007, 03:08:10 PM
It refers to hell, but you don't burn in hell, suggesting it might actually mean Armegeddon. But then, the Bible was written 300 years after everything happened, and has been tranlslated many times. You can't blame it.

Yeah you do!
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Skeptical ATM

Re: I'm tired of them
« Reply #31 on: July 11, 2007, 05:39:57 AM »
Haha, replace 'burn' with 'die'. Sorry. Although that statement may still be true; there's no reason why you should burn in hell, if your personal hell would be drowning repeatedly then that would happen instead.
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Raist

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Re: I'm tired of them
« Reply #32 on: July 11, 2007, 09:46:02 AM »
Quote from: Skeptical ATM on July 11, 2007, 05:39:57 AM
Haha, replace 'burn' with 'die'. Sorry. Although that statement may still be true; there's no reason why you should burn in hell, if your personal hell would be drowning repeatedly then that would happen instead.

What if you tried really hard and made your personal hell fucking super models in a 100 million dollar mansion while butlers gave you all the food you wanted?
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Skeptical ATM

Re: I'm tired of them
« Reply #33 on: July 11, 2007, 04:24:17 PM »
Yeah, but if you managed to make it your personal hell you wouldn't like it.
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Raist

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Re: I'm tired of them
« Reply #34 on: July 11, 2007, 08:28:05 PM »
Yeah but i could learn to live with it REAL quick.  ;D
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Skeptical ATM

Re: I'm tired of them
« Reply #35 on: July 12, 2007, 02:55:32 PM »
* Skeptical ATM hates everything that would be in heaven

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Re: I'm tired of them
« Reply #36 on: July 12, 2007, 08:53:19 PM »
Quote from: Raist on July 11, 2007, 09:46:02 AM
Quote from: Skeptical ATM on July 11, 2007, 05:39:57 AM
Haha, replace 'burn' with 'die'. Sorry. Although that statement may still be true; there's no reason why you should burn in hell, if your personal hell would be drowning repeatedly then that would happen instead.

What if you tried really hard and made your personal hell fucking super models in a 100 million dollar mansion while butlers gave you all the food you wanted?

A priest and a mobster are arguing ethics on 5th Avenue in New York. A bus runs them the fuck over. The priest becomes aware, sometime later, and finds himself standing in line, waiting his entrance into the presence of God, yadda yadda yadda. He see's then, in horror, that the mobster he was formerly engaging in dispute, at the head of the line.

Outraged, the Priest forces his way up to the desk, where an Apathetic St. Peter is sitting, a pen in one hand, a clove cigarette in the other. He demands, "That is the reward for a life of sin, decadence, and evil? He gets into the Kingdom of Heaven FIRST?"

Barely looking up from his work, St. Peter responds, "Come with me, pops, and I will show you his awaiting glories."

The priest is taken into what appears to be a beautifully decorated room, its walls made entirely of clouds. In the center of the room, sits the Mobster from before, a look of abject horror on his face. In one hand, he holds a bottle of Jim Beam. In the other he is holding the hand of the most beautiful woman ever conceived by mankind.

His mind reeling, the priest begins to protest yet again, flabbergasted at the scene before him. Interrupting him with a wry grin, St. Peter intones, "My son, the only thing in this room that is real, is that bottle of Jim Beam, and that's GOT to be hell"
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