FE Proof

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Mr. Anon

FE Proof
« on: August 10, 2008, 11:05:05 PM »
The Earth is not the center of the solar system either. It is, according to "round Earth" theory, orbiting the sun at a radius of around five-hundred million kilometers. Were this the case, the Earth would be an accelerated object in circular motion around its sun. And thereby are the problems introduced. The Earth accelerating in circular motion would behave no differently than would a car taking a corner: loose objects (humans and animals would act like loose change or a cup of coffee on the dashboard) would slide around, or be thrown off completely. There would be an apparent centrifugal force on everything. During the day, when things would be facing the sun and therefore on the inside of the "orbit", cabs would be crushed and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare, but I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'. I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'. I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

Re: FE Proof
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2008, 11:11:19 PM »
Congratulations. This is very original. It's in the wrong forum though. I suggest you keep this shit in the non-serious boards. You'll be lucky if you don't get banned for this.

In before teh lock.

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Mr. Anon

Re: FE Proof
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2008, 11:13:06 PM »
I should be banned. I'm tired of this forum anyway. Just a little parting gift.

Re: FE Proof
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2008, 11:16:50 PM »
Thank you. This was so hilarious. None of us have ever seen or posted any play on the FP intro before at all. I'm sure it'll go down really well. Hope you enjoyed your useless stint on our site and failing to understand that we're all trolls and this is all an elaborate joke.

Smell ya later.

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Mr. Anon

Re: FE Proof
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2008, 11:19:32 PM »
I actually figured out this whole site is satire a long time ago. No person of reasonable intelligence can believe this shit.

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crazybmanp

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Re: FE Proof
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2008, 11:20:21 PM »
I actually figured out this whole site is satire a long time ago. No person of reasonable intelligence can believe this shit.
yea, i hope.

Re: FE Proof
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2008, 11:21:05 PM »
If you say so. Please leave now, homes.

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Mr. Anon

Re: FE Proof
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2008, 11:21:36 PM »
Oh, and you can't ban me, I quit. It's been fun!

Re: FE Proof
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2008, 11:24:07 PM »
It's been fun!
You don't know the half of it.