Disturbing Phenomenum

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Disturbing Phenomenum
« on: June 28, 2007, 07:24:46 PM »
If I would have sex with a vampire, I would be committing both bestiality and necrophilia!
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Demosthenes

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Re: Disturbing Phenomenum
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2007, 07:29:25 PM »
Indeed, that is disturbing. Also, vampires are generally bitches, so she would have you in very awkward positions.

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Dioptimus Drime

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Re: Disturbing Phenomenum
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2007, 07:31:35 PM »
Wouldn't an erect penis be like a geiser of blood if the vein was opened up? Jackpot.

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Demosthenes

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Re: Disturbing Phenomenum
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2007, 07:40:40 PM »
Yes... But then you'd have bite holes, and that just wouldn't do if you lived forever.

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Dioptimus Drime

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Re: Disturbing Phenomenum
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2007, 07:51:52 PM »
I was actually just suggesting that you might want to keep her mouth away from your cock and refrain from anything involving biting, especially around your erect cock.

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Demosthenes

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Re: Disturbing Phenomenum
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2007, 07:56:04 PM »
But the erect cock is almost the best place to have her mouth. Even a light bite to your erect cock would feel good, except... It's a vampire. So it would bite your erect cock really hard.

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Re: Disturbing Phenomenum
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2007, 08:11:07 PM »
Please resize or remove your sig.


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Demosthenes

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Re: Disturbing Phenomenum
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2007, 08:13:38 PM »
Better?

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TheEngineer

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Re: Disturbing Phenomenum
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2007, 08:17:37 PM »
A little.


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