Disturbing Phenomenum

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Geordi la Forge

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Disturbing Phenomenum

« on: June 28, 2007, 07:24:46 PM »

If I would have sex with a vampire, I would be committing both bestiality and necrophilia!

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Demosthenes

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Re: Disturbing Phenomenum

« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2007, 07:29:25 PM »

Indeed, that is disturbing. Also, vampires are generally bitches, so she would have you in very awkward positions.

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Dioptimus Drime

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Meep.

Re: Disturbing Phenomenum

« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2007, 07:31:35 PM »

Wouldn't an erect penis be like a geiser of blood if the vein was opened up? Jackpot.

~D-Draw

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Demosthenes

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Re: Disturbing Phenomenum

« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2007, 07:40:40 PM »

Yes... But then you'd have bite holes, and that just wouldn't do if you lived forever.

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Dioptimus Drime

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Re: Disturbing Phenomenum

« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2007, 07:51:52 PM »

I was actually just suggesting that you might want to keep her mouth away from your cock and refrain from anything involving biting, especially around your erect cock.

~D-Draw

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Demosthenes

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Leader of the Anti-Loli coalition

Re: Disturbing Phenomenum

« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2007, 07:56:04 PM »

But the erect cock is almost the best place to have her mouth. Even a light bite to your erect cock would feel good, except... It's a vampire. So it would bite your erect cock really hard.

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