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Trekky0623

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I'm bored
« on: December 03, 2008, 11:31:38 AM »
Give me some ideas of how to mess with the school.

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T.T. Monsieur

Re: I'm bored
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2008, 11:32:11 AM »
Shit in the hallway.

Re: I'm bored
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2008, 11:32:51 AM »
Work really hard and get good grades.

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Re: I'm bored
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2008, 11:43:01 AM »
That'll piss them off.
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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Re: I'm bored
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2008, 11:47:50 AM »
Give me some ideas of how to mess with the school.

Is Dino open source?

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Saddam Hussein

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Re: I'm bored
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2008, 11:55:45 AM »
Give me some ideas of how to mess with the school.

Cool kids do school shootings.

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Re: I'm bored
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2008, 12:01:13 PM »
Give me some ideas of how to mess with the school.

Cool kids do school shootings.

YES
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Saddam Hussein

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Re: I'm bored
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2008, 12:04:45 PM »
Are you going to shoot up your college, Tasha?

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Colonel Gaydafi

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Re: I'm bored
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2008, 12:05:37 PM »
Not now we're learning christmas songs!
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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T.T. Monsieur

Re: I'm bored
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2008, 12:07:00 PM »
I lol'd hard.

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Saddam Hussein

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Re: I'm bored
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2008, 01:28:37 PM »
@what?

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T.T. Monsieur

Re: I'm bored
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2008, 01:37:31 PM »
Not now we're learning christmas songs!
This.

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Colonel Gaydafi

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Re: I'm bored
« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2008, 01:50:07 PM »
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: I'm bored
« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2008, 01:51:21 PM »
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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Re: I'm bored
« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2008, 01:55:09 PM »
Must not kill, singing.

You definitely can't kill when you're singing about finding the spirit of christmas in your heart
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Wendy

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Re: I'm bored
« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2008, 01:56:02 PM »
That would make for the best slasher flick ever.
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Re: I'm bored
« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2008, 01:58:57 PM »
Hmmm I'm just missing the camera....
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Re: I'm bored
« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2008, 02:20:45 PM »
I killed someone once when I sang Christmas carols.
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Re: I'm bored
« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2008, 02:28:03 PM »
Must not kill, singing.

You definitely can't kill when you're singing about finding the spirit of christmas in your heart

Unless you're Weird Al

Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he'd been getting the RAW deal
Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain

Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers, and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like chicken!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now, ya can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts

There's the National Guard and the FBI
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
In a helicopter circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flying the body count's rising
And everyone?s dying to know -"Oh Santa, why?"
My, my, my, my, my, my - you used to be such a jolly guy.

Yes Virginia, now Santa's doing time
In a Federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey little friend now, don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out on good behaviour in seven hundred more years.

(Alternate verse used in concert)
Yes Virginia, now Santa Claus is dead
A guy from the SWAT team blew a hole through his head
Yes, little friend, that's his brains on the floor
Guess you won't have the fat guy to kick around anymore.

But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Claus she's on the phone every night
With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights.
(They talk about)

The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped

Wo, The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' the RAW deal
Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain
Wo, Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain
Tell ya, somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain.

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Colonel Gaydafi

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Re: I'm bored
« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2008, 02:31:52 PM »
Indeed
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Wendy

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Re: I'm bored
« Reply #20 on: December 04, 2008, 10:56:04 AM »
I still like Christmas at Ground Zero better.
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Saddam Hussein

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Re: I'm bored
« Reply #21 on: December 04, 2008, 12:53:58 PM »
I still like Christmas at Ground Zero better.

Agreed.  That was winrar.