Ah, The Wisdom of Webcomics

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Re: Ah, The Wisdom of Webcomics
« Reply #30 on: May 16, 2007, 10:43:49 PM »
Since this thread is going nowhere fast, here's more webcomic wisdom:

the cake is a lie

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Re: Ah, The Wisdom of Webcomics
« Reply #31 on: May 16, 2007, 10:47:26 PM »
I already made a whole thread about that. ;)

And this thread isn't going anywhere because everyone knows I'm right.

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Re: Ah, The Wisdom of Webcomics
« Reply #32 on: May 16, 2007, 11:01:20 PM »
Oh, I didn't see that :) Serves me right for not spending as much time here as I used to...
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Re: Ah, The Wisdom of Webcomics
« Reply #33 on: May 16, 2007, 11:33:07 PM »
Not entirely. I'm actually accompanied by seventy-one virgins. Which reminds me, if you see Mohammed, could you tell him thanks for the women? And also, one of them has gone sour, and I'd like a replacement.

Except I be by SPrinkZ in the night, there is no music in the nightingale; unless I look on SPrinkZ in the day, there is no day for me to look upon; he is my essence, and I leave to be. If I be not by his fair influence--fostered, illumined, cherished, kept alive. I fly not death, to fly his deadly doom; tarry I here, I but attend on death. But, fly I hence, I fly away from life.

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So you act like a total tool when you are wrong and get caught? How transparent, Edmund.
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Re: Ah, The Wisdom of Webcomics
« Reply #34 on: May 16, 2007, 11:37:05 PM »
You have me figured out, SPrinkZ. I'm afraid I don't know how to quit you. Kiss me, darling, kiss me!


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Re: Ah, The Wisdom of Webcomics
« Reply #35 on: May 17, 2007, 12:19:17 AM »
9/11 conspiracists and 9/11 truthers are both full of shit. I am so tired of hearing both groups of retards arguing with each other.
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Re: Ah, The Wisdom of Webcomics
« Reply #36 on: May 17, 2007, 06:10:41 AM »
Say whatever you want about the religious. They love, indeed seek out, suffering and oppression. They thrive on it.

Proof?

Hahahahaha!

RYFB. The New Testament.

Missionary work.

Their constant claims of persecution.

They revel in suffering. They suffer in this world so they can enjoy the next. That's the party line.

Satire.

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Re: Ah, The Wisdom of Webcomics
« Reply #37 on: May 17, 2007, 11:38:47 AM »
9/11 conspiracists and 9/11 truthers are both full of shit. I am so tired of hearing both groups of retards arguing with each other.

Um aren't both the same group?
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Re: Ah, The Wisdom of Webcomics
« Reply #38 on: May 17, 2007, 12:44:17 PM »
(interesting side note, I know a guy who not only managed to convert someone, but also to end up marrying them by saying to them "you're going to hell, did you know that?")
You're going to hell, did you know that?

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Re: Ah, The Wisdom of Webcomics
« Reply #39 on: May 17, 2007, 12:53:19 PM »
(interesting side note, I know a guy who not only managed to convert someone, but also to end up marrying them by saying to them "you're going to hell, did you know that?")
You're going to hell, did you know that?

No way! Let's get married.
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Re: Ah, The Wisdom of Webcomics
« Reply #40 on: May 17, 2007, 12:58:43 PM »

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Re: Ah, The Wisdom of Webcomics
« Reply #41 on: May 17, 2007, 01:11:55 PM »
You're cool with me being married to both you and Rick right? Good..
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Re: Ah, The Wisdom of Webcomics
« Reply #42 on: May 17, 2007, 01:13:43 PM »
As long as Maus marries us as well.

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Re: Ah, The Wisdom of Webcomics
« Reply #43 on: May 17, 2007, 01:14:36 PM »
Sure
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Re: Ah, The Wisdom of Webcomics
« Reply #44 on: May 17, 2007, 01:35:12 PM »
HAY GUISE CEN I CUM?!

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On a sidenote, stay on-topic, guys!!

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Re: Ah, The Wisdom of Webcomics
« Reply #45 on: May 17, 2007, 01:36:27 PM »
That wasn't an interesting sidenote like mine was  >:(

But sorry, back on topic....
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Re: Ah, The Wisdom of Webcomics
« Reply #46 on: May 21, 2007, 12:16:29 PM »
I do not respect religious beliefs nor do many of you in here. How can you say you respect someone's belief and then turn around and berate their entire ridiculous belief system. The fact is that you don't. You don't respect their beliefs, and you don't have to. So why is it so many people feel the need to almost apologize for their criticism of religion by saying crap like "I don't agree with you but I still respect your beliefs." Who cares. You are going to crack some eggs and hurt some feelings no matter what you say when you talk about a subject as apparently touchy as religion. You shouldn't be bothered by that. It's not your job to coax them to not believe their juvenile fairy tales, but you can make them feel like idiots for doing so.

There is nothing special about religion that should make it socially untouchable. Religious beliefs should be held to the same standards as scientific or medical beliefs. Just because you BELIEVE that draining yourself of blood is going to get the sick of you, doesn't mean it will actually work. Just because you believe that a bowling ball will fall faster then a feather even on the moon with no atmosphere, doesn't mean it will. In the face of mountains of evidence against them, nobody would hold these beliefs and still be considered sane. Yet this is exactly the sort of thing that happens with religion. People believe that there is an almighty creator that will take them to heaven if they obey the rules here on earth. In itself it's a harmless belief. But when they start doing things like blocking medical research or procedures and affecting the way other people have to live their lives, it has gone too far. These people need to be put in their place. Faith is a flaw, not a virtue.

Re: Ah, The Wisdom of Webcomics
« Reply #47 on: May 21, 2007, 02:07:00 PM »
Firstly, Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal is brilliant and secondly I think people should be able to say what they want about religion. Freedom of speech shouldn't be limited just because it might insult someone's beliefs.
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Re: Ah, The Wisdom of Webcomics
« Reply #48 on: June 15, 2007, 04:59:37 AM »
I read Douglas Adams write something like that; as though religion is this protective circle.
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Re: Ah, The Wisdom of Webcomics
« Reply #49 on: June 15, 2007, 10:13:39 AM »
Well, back to the original purpose of the thread, there is no factual reason to respect religion. People are just too afraid to speak their mind on an issue they probably have thought little about. I have absolutely no respect for religious people.
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Re: Ah, The Wisdom of Webcomics
« Reply #50 on: June 15, 2007, 10:37:17 AM »
Indeed, I have had this idea reinforced actually via work orientation exlaining "harassment." Apparently, if I were to say, "Jesus was a tool," at work, I could be terminated from the job. Why is this? If I think Jesus was a tool, isn't that fair to state my opinion? And what if "Jesus is a tool," is my religion? What makes Christianity any more viable a religion than my Toolianity religion in those matters? It's fucking ridiculous.

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Re: Ah, The Wisdom of Webcomics
« Reply #51 on: June 16, 2007, 03:56:30 PM »
What kind of tool was he? I reckon a hammer.
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Re: Ah, The Wisdom of Webcomics
« Reply #52 on: June 16, 2007, 05:39:52 PM »
Gayer, you're my tool. :-[

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Re: Ah, The Wisdom of Webcomics
« Reply #53 on: June 17, 2007, 02:36:13 AM »
Hammers don't represent carpenters as much as saws do.
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Re: Ah, The Wisdom of Webcomics
« Reply #54 on: June 17, 2007, 03:40:47 AM »
Creature, you don't have a tool.


Oh yeah, also saw fits in with the whole magician thing
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Re: Ah, The Wisdom of Webcomics
« Reply #55 on: June 17, 2007, 06:02:04 AM »
Indeed, I have had this idea reinforced actually via work orientation exlaining "harassment." Apparently, if I were to say, "Jesus was a tool," at work, I could be terminated from the job. Why is this? If I think Jesus was a tool, isn't that fair to state my opinion? And what if "Jesus is a tool," is my religion? What makes Christianity any more viable a religion than my Toolianity religion in those matters? It's fucking ridiculous.

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Re: Ah, The Wisdom of Webcomics
« Reply #56 on: June 17, 2007, 10:30:02 AM »
Creature, you don't have a tool.


Oh yeah, also saw fits in with the whole magician thing

Words hurt, you know.

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Re: Ah, The Wisdom of Webcomics
« Reply #57 on: June 17, 2007, 09:09:08 PM »
Maybe I will!

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Re: Ah, The Wisdom of Webcomics
« Reply #58 on: June 21, 2007, 03:36:03 AM »
Creature, you don't have a tool.


Oh yeah, also saw fits in with the whole magician thing

Words hurt, you know.

That's the whole point m'dear..
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