If satellites don't exist...

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Saddam Hussein

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If satellites don't exist...
« on: June 16, 2007, 01:47:46 PM »
...then why do I have cable TV?

Is my cable company part of the conspiracy?

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Ulrichomega

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Re: If satellites don't exist...
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2007, 01:53:04 PM »
The Capbles are run underground from the center facility to the supposed giant sattelite dishes, and then normally they go to your house.
I'm so tempted to put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool and see what you do...

Avert your eyes, this is too awesome for them...

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Marlow

Re: If satellites don't exist...
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2007, 01:56:46 PM »
...then why do I have cable TV?

Is my cable company part of the conspiracy?

Be careful, Creech.  Who would be more likely than the cable company?  

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Trekky0623

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Re: If satellites don't exist...
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2007, 02:00:30 PM »
Satellites do exist.  Refer to the "invisible mass theory", thus allowing sustained space flight on a Flat Earth.

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Saddam Hussein

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Re: If satellites don't exist...
« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2007, 02:02:35 PM »
 ???

Are the companies aware of this?  Isn't the whole FE theory based on the concept that NASA is made up of greedy incompetents who sit around and make stuff up all day?

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Re: If satellites don't exist...
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2007, 02:10:44 PM »
What would NASA say to me if I contacted them and asked how I can get a comms satellite launched for my new company?

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Ulrichomega

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Re: If satellites don't exist...
« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2007, 02:28:14 PM »
NASA Agent would come and kill you.

But seriously, do they expect us to think that every single company in the world is in on this Conspiracy? Every thread that comes along, it seems like more and more people need to be payed off.
I'm so tempted to put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool and see what you do...

Avert your eyes, this is too awesome for them...

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Re: If satellites don't exist...
« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2007, 02:35:02 PM »
Satellites do exist.  Refer to the "invisible mass theory", thus allowing sustained space flight on a Flat Earth.
My search on "invisible mass theory" resulted in only one hit, your message quoted above.

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Re: If satellites don't exist...
« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2007, 03:12:58 PM »
It makes you wonder. So many people are apparently getting paid off, right? well, a pay off isnt usually the cheapest thing in the world. Imagine that only 2 billion people are getting paid off. average a hundred thousand per person (more for others), that comes to.. An insanely large number well oustide of the suposed budget for NASA. Ok, so maybe 2 billion is too large. how about, 800 million. That gives us... 80 trillion dollars. still outside of the supposed budjet. ok, so we'll knock it down to only 50 million people. Thats still 5 trillion dollars. factor in the amount of personel that have to guard an ice wall  among other things and this whole concept comes crashing down.

You really think that the governments are saving money by creating this conspiracy? well, I would guarantee that the amount of people being "pain off" is well over 50 million, so use that information as you will. jsut thought I would give my 2 cents worth
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Skeptical ATM

Re: If satellites don't exist...
« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2007, 03:25:57 PM »
Lol, this has to be a joke post. Noone is that stupid.

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Saddam Hussein

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Re: If satellites don't exist...
« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2007, 03:47:58 PM »
This isn't a "joke", per se, but an argument showing that more people than the top few guys of NASA would have to be involved in a conspiracy like this.

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Re: If satellites don't exist...
« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2007, 03:48:50 PM »
and noting the fact that a conspiracy like this just isnt feasible
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Saddam Hussein

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Re: If satellites don't exist...
« Reply #12 on: June 16, 2007, 03:49:50 PM »
Indeed.

Anyone have something to say for the FE'ers defence?
« Last Edit: June 16, 2007, 04:06:23 PM by The Creature »

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Jenova Cell

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Re: If satellites don't exist...
« Reply #13 on: June 16, 2007, 03:52:15 PM »
Do you mean the FEers defense? Its the FEers who think that the conspiracy is happening, not the other way around
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Re: If satellites don't exist...
« Reply #14 on: June 16, 2007, 04:06:46 PM »
Fixed.  Thank you.

Well?

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Mr. Ireland

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Re: If satellites don't exist...
« Reply #15 on: June 16, 2007, 04:10:00 PM »
I would like to reference all of you to the god damned FAQ where there is a perfectly good link to a brief explanation of the conspiracy.

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Jenova Cell

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Re: If satellites don't exist...
« Reply #16 on: June 16, 2007, 04:13:50 PM »
brief is right. I was just concluding one part of the conspiracy, where everyone said that the budjet for NASA was 17000000000 dollars and that they were making more money than they would if there wasnt a conspiracy. I'm proving them wrong with simple math. Now go read a real piece of literature. I would recommend 1984 by George Orwell-- its a really great book that even you will be able to decipher as fiction
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Mr. Ireland

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Re: If satellites don't exist...
« Reply #17 on: June 16, 2007, 04:20:07 PM »
brief is right. I was just concluding one part of the conspiracy, where everyone said that the budjet for NASA was 17000000000 dollars and that they were making more money than they would if there wasnt a conspiracy. I'm proving them wrong with simple math. Now go read a real piece of literature. I would recommend 1984 by George Orwell-- its a really great book that even you will be able to decipher as fiction

NASA obtained $16 750 000 000 in 2007, that's a fact, and it's the only number given out (unless there's a misstype).  You're not proving them wrong, you're comming up with huge numbers of people and dividing, that's nothing.

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Jenova Cell

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Re: If satellites don't exist...
« Reply #18 on: June 16, 2007, 04:21:18 PM »
I said simple math. and the conspiacy theorist said that they would make more money by keeping it a mass secret. its not. surely even you can figure that out
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Re: If satellites don't exist...
« Reply #19 on: June 16, 2007, 04:23:27 PM »
I said simple math. and the conspiacy theorist said that they would make more money by keeping it a mass secret. its not. surely even you can figure that out

What's not?  It's not a mass secret?  Then why are you arguing against it?  ???
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: If satellites don't exist...
« Reply #20 on: June 16, 2007, 04:24:26 PM »
roundy, I'm arguing to the FEers who think it IS a mass secret. I'm fully aware that there is no conspiracy
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Re: If satellites don't exist...
« Reply #21 on: June 16, 2007, 04:26:10 PM »
And I meant they wouldnt make more money, when I said its not. just bad typing, my bad
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Mr. Ireland

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Re: If satellites don't exist...
« Reply #22 on: June 16, 2007, 04:28:41 PM »
I said simple math. and the conspiacy theorist said that they would make more money by keeping it a mass secret. its not. surely even you can figure that out

DU YEW HAV EVIDENS OF THEE CONSPEERASSY?  NO?  HAR HAR HAR, POINT PROOVN.  THEE CONSPEERASSY IZ A MASS SEECRET.

^^ Typed that before you pointed out your error.

No, I can't figure it out, as few people actually need to know the actual shape of the earth.

I DEW NAWT BELEEVE IN A FLAT ERRTH.

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Jenova Cell

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Re: If satellites don't exist...
« Reply #23 on: June 16, 2007, 04:30:34 PM »
Ha, you dont know how hard I laughed just now. anyways, I'm off to finish my supper, I'll be on later (Assuming more FE people come in for a debate.) sorry about the typo, I didnt mean to sound like an FEer.. heaven forbid..
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Saddam Hussein

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Re: If satellites don't exist...
« Reply #24 on: June 16, 2007, 05:32:33 PM »
Edmunds's conspiracy theory linked to in the FAQ is well-written, but highly flawed.

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Ulrichomega

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Re: If satellites don't exist...
« Reply #25 on: June 17, 2007, 01:00:05 AM »
Extremely flawed...

I would go into more detail, but it's four in the morning, and I'm almosta a zombie.
I'm so tempted to put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool and see what you do...

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Saddam Hussein

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Re: If satellites don't exist...
« Reply #26 on: June 17, 2007, 10:19:56 AM »
Yes.  Very flawed.

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Mr. Ireland

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Re: If satellites don't exist...
« Reply #27 on: June 17, 2007, 11:20:36 AM »
I didn't read it completely, care to point out the flaws the formerly known TGIL?

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Re: If satellites don't exist...
« Reply #28 on: June 17, 2007, 11:33:09 AM »
Yeah, what are the flaws, TGIL?
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Saddam Hussein

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Re: If satellites don't exist...
« Reply #29 on: June 17, 2007, 06:07:18 PM »
See Debate and Discussion.  I'm making a new thread on it.