Evolution and Religion

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Re: Evolution and Religion
« Reply #120 on: February 08, 2009, 12:41:08 PM »
That vid goes from the absurd to the sublime.

This proves beyond a shadow of doubt that Art is the fastest evolving form of Life and the only Truth worth pursuing religiously.

Wine, I say; Wine,.... wine and Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeese, Please.

 believe that; the Earth is flat until such time as I stand within the Space Station and personally see that it is a Globe.
or that the Earth is a sphere until such time as I stand upon the Icewall and personally see that it is a Flat Disk.

Re: Evolution and Religion
« Reply #121 on: February 09, 2009, 04:04:40 PM »
I was talking to my Biology teacher today about evolution(he has a masters in Biology). And he told me possibly the biggest flaw with the theory of Evolution. Why do we have a male and Female? We started off as asexual and so how is it that a male appeared and a female appeared at the same time? This diectly contradicts evolution because it's a process that6 requires a lot more energy and changes in the body. How did it happen?
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Re: Evolution and Religion
« Reply #122 on: February 09, 2009, 04:42:00 PM »
I was talking to my Biology teacher today about evolution(he has a masters in Biology). And he told me possibly the biggest flaw with the theory of Evolution. Why do we have a male and Female? We started off as asexual and so how is it that a male appeared and a female appeared at the same time? This diectly contradicts evolution because it's a process that6 requires a lot more energy and changes in the body. How did it happen?
My guess would be that it is easier for our bodies to only procude half the material needed so we have 2 sexes to produce on whole organism.
Only 2 things are infinite the universe and human stupidity, but I am not sure about the former.

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Re: Evolution and Religion
« Reply #123 on: February 09, 2009, 08:54:13 PM »
I was talking to my Biology teacher today about evolution(he has a masters in Biology). And he told me possibly the biggest flaw with the theory of Evolution. Why do we have a male and Female? We started off as asexual and so how is it that a male appeared and a female appeared at the same time? This diectly contradicts evolution because it's a process that6 requires a lot more energy and changes in the body. How did it happen?
Well originally, bacteria can inject small bits of DNA into each other. It wouldn't be much of a jump to get to sex. Your biology teacher is an idiot, or possibly oversimplifying a question for you guys. We didn't immediately get a male and a female, we probably had two types that were slightly more specialized for having babies, or giving babies, these turned into some sort of simple transvestite species, eventually the great apes rolls around. Then boom us.

Re: Evolution and Religion
« Reply #124 on: February 10, 2009, 09:46:55 AM »
I was talking to my Biology teacher today about evolution(he has a masters in Biology). And he told me possibly the biggest flaw with the theory of Evolution. Why do we have a male and Female? We started off as asexual and so how is it that a male appeared and a female appeared at the same time? This diectly contradicts evolution because it's a process that6 requires a lot more energy and changes in the body. How did it happen?
Well originally, bacteria can inject small bits of DNA into each other. It wouldn't be much of a jump to get to sex. Your biology teacher is an idiot, or possibly oversimplifying a question for you guys. We didn't immediately get a male and a female, we probably had two types that were slightly more specialized for having babies, or giving babies, these turned into some sort of simple transvestite species, eventually the great apes rolls around. Then boom us.
He is uch smarter than oyu considering he has a masters and, what do you have? He has studied it and seen how unlikly it is that it happened. it defies logic.
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Re: Evolution and Religion
« Reply #125 on: February 10, 2009, 09:49:11 AM »
It's a simple biological principle and he doesn't know it. How many cocks did he suck for that degree? Or did he get it in one of those places where "God did it" is a valid answer for every question?
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Re: Evolution and Religion
« Reply #126 on: February 10, 2009, 09:52:20 AM »
It's a simple biological principle and he doesn't know it. How many cocks did he suck for that degree? Or did he get it in one of those places where "God did it" is a valid answer for every question?
You're pitiful. Insulting someone because you don't agree with him. Even when he is without a doubt much more educated than you on the subject. I pity you.
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Re: Evolution and Religion
« Reply #127 on: February 10, 2009, 09:53:38 AM »
It's a simple biological principle and he doesn't know it. How many cocks did he suck for that degree? Or did he get it in one of those places where "God did it" is a valid answer for every question?
You're pitiful. Insulting someone because you don't agree with him. Even when he is without a doubt much more educated than you on the subject. I pity you.

I find that hard to believe if he's teaching biology and doesn't have any clue as to why we go through sexual reproduction...

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Re: Evolution and Religion
« Reply #128 on: February 10, 2009, 09:54:46 AM »
It's a simple biological principle and he doesn't know it. How many cocks did he suck for that degree? Or did he get it in one of those places where "God did it" is a valid answer for every question?
You're pitiful. Insulting someone because you don't agree with him. Even when he is without a doubt much more educated than you on the subject. I pity you.

Where did I insult him? He's ignorant of one of the most basic biological principles, and he has a Master's degree in Biology, so I merely questioned how he did it.
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Re: Evolution and Religion
« Reply #129 on: February 10, 2009, 09:56:49 AM »
He is uch smarter than oyu considering he has a masters and, what do you have? He has studied it and seen how unlikly it is that it happened. it defies logic.

Being a high school or lower teacher does not make you smart.  In fact, it is usually the exact opposite.
Why justify an illegitimate attack with a legitimate response?

Re: Evolution and Religion
« Reply #130 on: February 10, 2009, 09:59:14 AM »
How many cocks did he suck for that degree?
Right there Douchebag.

He is uch smarter than oyu considering he has a masters and, what do you have? He has studied it and seen how unlikly it is that it happened. it defies logic.

Being a high school or lower teacher does not make you smart.  In fact, it is usually the exact opposite.
You are only saying that to try and discredit him. You are so full of shit I can smell it a thousand miles away.
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Re: Evolution and Religion
« Reply #131 on: February 10, 2009, 10:00:22 AM »
I'm not trying to discredit anyone.  That is simply the truth.
Why justify an illegitimate attack with a legitimate response?

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Re: Evolution and Religion
« Reply #132 on: February 10, 2009, 10:01:49 AM »
I merely questioned how he did it.

::) Look, it's for genetic variation, mmkay? All beneficial mutations either increase genetic variation or increase the chance of offspring survival. That's the basis of Darwinism, and given that he hasn't punched you in the face for ID, I wouldn't expect him to know it.
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« Reply #133 on: February 10, 2009, 10:02:23 AM »
I'm not trying to discredit anyone.  That is simply the truth.
Proof? I don't have any teachers that I would consider less than smart. And thats exactly what your trying to do by claiming he is stupid and shouldn't be listened to.
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Re: Evolution and Religion
« Reply #134 on: February 10, 2009, 10:04:24 AM »
I'm not saying he shouldn't be listened to in the sense of class material, but I would be leery of accepting his personal opinion as solid truth. 
Why justify an illegitimate attack with a legitimate response?

Re: Evolution and Religion
« Reply #135 on: February 10, 2009, 10:05:45 AM »
I'm not saying he shouldn't be listened to in the sense of class material, but I would be leery of accepting his personal opinion as solid truth. 
It's not an opinion. how me the opinion in my original post.
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Re: Evolution and Religion
« Reply #136 on: February 10, 2009, 10:07:26 AM »
I was talking to my Biology teacher today about evolution
Why justify an illegitimate attack with a legitimate response?

Re: Evolution and Religion
« Reply #137 on: February 10, 2009, 10:55:48 AM »
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Re: Evolution and Religion
« Reply #138 on: February 10, 2009, 10:57:01 AM »
I was talking to my Biology teacher today about evolution(he has a masters in Biology). And he told me possibly the biggest flaw with the theory of Evolution. Why do we have a male and Female? We started off as asexual and so how is it that a male appeared and a female appeared at the same time? This diectly contradicts evolution because it's a process that6 requires a lot more energy and changes in the body. How did it happen?
Well originally, bacteria can inject small bits of DNA into each other. It wouldn't be much of a jump to get to sex. Your biology teacher is an idiot, or possibly oversimplifying a question for you guys. We didn't immediately get a male and a female, we probably had two types that were slightly more specialized for having babies, or giving babies, these turned into some sort of simple transvestite species, eventually the great apes rolls around. Then boom us.
He is uch smarter than oyu considering he has a masters and, what do you have? He has studied it and seen how unlikly it is that it happened. it defies logic.

And I have helped multiple zoo majors understand concepts in biology. A masters in biology would guarantee no practical knowledge about evolution especially if his degree is slightly dated. I never claimed to be smarter than him, I just can logically think through a simple concept using things I have learned. A masters doesn't mean he can figure out why we don't have a 6 cents piece, and 10 minutes ago I explained to a professor of economics why they use a price floor on beer instead of taxing it to the price it is.

And if your biology teacher is anything like your english teacher, they should be sued for malpractice.

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Re: Evolution and Religion
« Reply #139 on: February 10, 2009, 11:51:13 AM »
I expect KingMan is taking what was said out of context or twisting it around in some way (if he's not outright lying).

KingMan, kindly ask your biology teacher to clarify what he meant and perhaps present him with the conclusion you have presented us for him to comment on.

I would be most interested in the results.

Re: Evolution and Religion
« Reply #140 on: February 10, 2009, 01:55:29 PM »
I was talking to my Biology teacher today about evolution(he has a masters in Biology). And he told me possibly the biggest flaw with the theory of Evolution. Why do we have a male and Female? We started off as asexual and so how is it that a male appeared and a female appeared at the same time? This diectly contradicts evolution because it's a process that6 requires a lot more energy and changes in the body. How did it happen?
Well originally, bacteria can inject small bits of DNA into each other. It wouldn't be much of a jump to get to sex. Your biology teacher is an idiot, or possibly oversimplifying a question for you guys. We didn't immediately get a male and a female, we probably had two types that were slightly more specialized for having babies, or giving babies, these turned into some sort of simple transvestite species, eventually the great apes rolls around. Then boom us.
He is uch smarter than oyu considering he has a masters and, what do you have? He has studied it and seen how unlikly it is that it happened. it defies logic.

And I have helped multiple zoo majors understand concepts in biology. A masters in biology would guarantee no practical knowledge about evolution especially if his degree is slightly dated. I never claimed to be smarter than him, I just can logically think through a simple concept using things I have learned. A masters doesn't mean he can figure out why we don't have a 6 cents piece, and 10 minutes ago I explained to a professor of economics why they use a price floor on beer instead of taxing it to the price it is.

And if your biology teacher is anything like your english teacher, they should be sued for malpractice.
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I expect KingMan is taking what was said out of context or twisting it around in some way (if he's not outright lying).

KingMan, kindly ask your biology teacher to clarify what he meant and perhaps present him with the conclusion you have presented us for him to comment on.

I would be most interested in the results.
I did. I only posted this after talking to him about it after class.
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Re: Evolution and Religion
« Reply #141 on: February 10, 2009, 02:23:40 PM »
Kingman have you ever heard of Dr Peter Van Inwagen?

He's the John Cardinal O'Hara Professor of Philosophy at University of Notre Dame

Now having read several of your posts in this thread I think his Wormsley Glen though experiment  may clarify to you how it is possible random chance creates the illusion of design.

It begins on the second paragraph of this page and finishes on the next page


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Re: Evolution and Religion
« Reply #142 on: February 10, 2009, 02:25:12 PM »
Kingman have you ever heard of Dr Peter Van Inwagen?

He's the John Cardinal O'Hara Professor of Philosophy at University of Notre Dame

Now having read several of your posts in this thread I think his Wormsley Glen though experiment  may clarify to you how it is possible random chance creates the illusion of design.

It begins on the second paragraph of this page and finishes on the next page


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I think my sister had one of his classes. (possibly)

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Re: Evolution and Religion
« Reply #143 on: February 10, 2009, 08:01:56 PM »
Kingman have you ever heard of Dr Peter Van Inwagen?

He's the John Cardinal O'Hara Professor of Philosophy at University of Notre Dame

Now having read several of your posts in this thread I think his Wormsley Glen though experiment  may clarify to you how it is possible random chance creates the illusion of design.

It begins on the second paragraph of this page and finishes on the next page


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 ;D


Re: Evolution and Religion
« Reply #144 on: February 10, 2009, 08:17:34 PM »
Kingman have you ever heard of Dr Peter Van Inwagen?

He's the John Cardinal O'Hara Professor of Philosophy at University of Notre Dame

Now having read several of your posts in this thread I think his Wormsley Glen though experiment  may clarify to you how it is possible random chance creates the illusion of design.

It begins on the second paragraph of this page and finishes on the next page


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 ;D


:P
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Re: Evolution and Religion
« Reply #145 on: February 11, 2009, 06:38:12 PM »
Kingman have you ever heard of Dr Peter Van Inwagen?

He's the John Cardinal O'Hara Professor of Philosophy at University of Notre Dame

Now having read several of your posts in this thread I think his Wormsley Glen though experiment  may clarify to you how it is possible random chance creates the illusion of design.

It begins on the second paragraph of this page and finishes on the next page


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Cinlef

 ;D


:P

Sigh KingMan did even you read the links?

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Re: Evolution and Religion
« Reply #146 on: February 11, 2009, 09:07:26 PM »
Kingman have you ever heard of Dr Peter Van Inwagen?

He's the John Cardinal O'Hara Professor of Philosophy at University of Notre Dame

Now having read several of your posts in this thread I think his Wormsley Glen though experiment  may clarify to you how it is possible random chance creates the illusion of design.

It begins on the second paragraph of this page and finishes on the next page


A helpful
Cinlef

 ;D


:P

Sigh KingMan did even you read the links?

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I did, but I only got one page for some reason. It didn't let me read the others.
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Re: Evolution and Religion
« Reply #147 on: February 12, 2009, 04:43:37 AM »
XD, you guys are still debating with Kingman?
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Get the fuck over it.

Re: Evolution and Religion
« Reply #148 on: February 12, 2009, 07:11:20 AM »
XD, you guys are still debating with Kingman?
It's been over for a couple days.
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Re: Evolution and Religion
« Reply #149 on: February 12, 2009, 10:15:51 AM »
This debate has been over for decades, you Christfags just won't accept it.
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