Who will join me?

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NASA Agent

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Who will join me?
« on: June 11, 2007, 09:47:20 AM »
We have a new enemy.  And by we, I mean the conspiracy.  This enemy is Midnight.  He must be killed if the conspiracy is to succeed.  Who will join us in our quest to kill him?  Who?
I will find those who know too much.  They will be silenced.  Nothing can stand in the way of our conspiracy.

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Bushido

Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2007, 10:05:20 AM »
Bad try, MidTomnightBishop.

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Saddam Hussein

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2007, 10:50:44 AM »
You lose, conspiracy thug.

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Kasroa Is Gone

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2007, 10:53:06 AM »
These NASA Agent threads are crap.

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Saddam Hussein

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2007, 10:55:17 AM »
Tell Tom Bishop that.

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Kasroa Is Gone

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2007, 10:56:21 AM »
If the man/men behind Bishop can pull off that act for all this time then I'm sure they can come up with a better brand of spam than this.

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Saddam Hussein

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2007, 10:59:38 AM »
Owned.

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JackASCII

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2007, 11:14:47 AM »
Having come from Huntsville, Alabama, aka the Rocket City, I know alot of NASA employees.

1. It'll take damn near 10 years to get whatever it is (including killing someone) done, and you'd still have to subcontract the job out.

2. There'd be a 2 year overrun on the schedule.

3. It still wouldn't operate as intended.

4. Senator so-in-so would demand it be done in his area. There would be a congression battle.

5. It would end over budget and cancelled.

In the end it would be cheaper to give him a free flight into outerspace.



Yes, quite.  No one would ever claim to be someone they're not in their profile name.

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Kasroa Is Gone

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2007, 12:41:21 PM »
Where do I sign up for the free flight in to space?

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NASA Agent

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2007, 02:48:44 PM »
No free flight to space.  I just need to know how to find FES members.
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I will find those who know too much.  They will be silenced.  Nothing can stand in the way of our conspiracy.

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Kasroa Is Gone

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2007, 02:51:31 PM »
Kas angry! Kas SMASH!

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2007, 04:19:29 PM »
Lawl.

Midnight has Cthulhu at his side. Winner by default.

~D-Draw

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2007, 09:21:07 AM »
Join me, Edmunds, or die.
I will find those who know too much.  They will be silenced.  Nothing can stand in the way of our conspiracy.

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2007, 09:23:52 AM »
Join him, Edmunds, you can sit around in a white room, wearing a short sleeved shirt and a crew cut hair do.

Yes, quite.  No one would ever claim to be someone they're not in their profile name.

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2007, 09:53:18 AM »
Those who join will be well bribed.
I will find those who know too much.  They will be silenced.  Nothing can stand in the way of our conspiracy.

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JackASCII

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #15 on: June 12, 2007, 10:00:45 AM »
D00D! You're not supposed tell 'em the be bribed. Get 'em to work for dental plan, shithead.
Yes, quite.  No one would ever claim to be someone they're not in their profile name.

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #16 on: June 12, 2007, 10:57:16 AM »
Silence!  Will you join or not?
I will find those who know too much.  They will be silenced.  Nothing can stand in the way of our conspiracy.

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JackASCII

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #17 on: June 12, 2007, 11:16:23 AM »
Knock it off, Jeremy. I'm serious.
Yes, quite.  No one would ever claim to be someone they're not in their profile name.

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Skeptical ATM

Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #18 on: June 12, 2007, 11:21:58 AM »
Jeremy? We know who he is? I don't wanna offend you (although I won't mind if I do), but are you affected by a mental health disease jeremy? Or are you just a bully?

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JackASCII

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #19 on: June 12, 2007, 11:23:29 AM »
nah, I don't know him, but it sounded like that would be the fucktards name.
Yes, quite.  No one would ever claim to be someone they're not in their profile name.

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Kasroa Is Gone

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #20 on: June 12, 2007, 11:59:46 AM »
His name is Jeremiah

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #21 on: June 12, 2007, 03:46:09 PM »
My name is not Jeremy.  I have no name.  I have no identity.  I am silent and anonymous.
I will find those who know too much.  They will be silenced.  Nothing can stand in the way of our conspiracy.

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Kasroa Is Gone

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #22 on: June 12, 2007, 03:48:19 PM »

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #23 on: June 12, 2007, 03:50:43 PM »
I am not silent here.  My assignment here is to swagger and threaten by day, and by night to hunt you down and destroy you.
I will find those who know too much.  They will be silenced.  Nothing can stand in the way of our conspiracy.

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Kasroa Is Gone

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #24 on: June 12, 2007, 03:51:23 PM »
All you do is spam.

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #25 on: June 12, 2007, 03:51:50 PM »
Having come from Huntsville, Alabama, aka the Rocket City, I know alot of NASA employees.

1. It'll take damn near 10 years to get whatever it is (including killing someone) done, and you'd still have to subcontract the job out.

2. There'd be a 2 year overrun on the schedule.

3. It still wouldn't operate as intended.

4. Senator so-in-so would demand it be done in his area. There would be a congression battle.

5. It would end over budget and cancelled.

In the end it would be cheaper to give him a free flight into outerspace.





Agreed.

If we can send a gay pop star into space, sending Tom into space to shut him up wouldn't be a bad idea.

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #26 on: June 12, 2007, 03:52:56 PM »
All you do is spam.

That's what we want you to believe.  And you're taking the bait.  Fool!
I will find those who know too much.  They will be silenced.  Nothing can stand in the way of our conspiracy.

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #27 on: June 12, 2007, 03:53:53 PM »
I am not silent here.  My assignment here is to swagger and threaten by day, and by night to hunt you down and destroy you.

then fucking get on with it, so far your total kill count is 0. Look, "if you're feeling sinister then go and see a minister, Chances are you'll probably feel better, if you stayed at home and played with yourself"

Prize for the one who knows that song and who sung it

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #28 on: June 12, 2007, 03:54:37 PM »
I'm just under the general consensus the Human Race has failed at life. Expect a stray comet in a few 100 years to obliterate this crappy planet. Or I could always just do the whole "Ark Thing" with space... Nah that would be too cliche.

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Kasroa Is Gone

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #29 on: June 12, 2007, 03:55:54 PM »
All you do is spam.

That's what we want you to believe.  And you're taking the bait.  Fool!

And it's not even funny spam it's like "What's the fucking point haven't you got anything better to do?" spam.