Well, that didn't last long.

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Roundy the Truthinessist

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Well, that didn't last long.
« on: June 07, 2007, 12:02:32 PM »
http://www.theage.com.au/news/people/paris-hilton-out-of-jail/2007/06/07/1181089245036.html

She's been put on house arrest.

Imagine how bummed she must be, being cooped up in that tiny house all by herself.   ::)
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Wendy

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Re: Well, that didn't last long.
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2007, 12:28:37 PM »
This is seriously fucked up... I think they should treat her more roughly than the other inmates, seeing as how she probably needs a dose of tough reality more than anyone else.
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Re: Well, that didn't last long.
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2007, 02:18:20 PM »
Yea, I heard about that today, so fucked up.

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Chris Spaghetti

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Re: Well, that didn't last long.
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2007, 02:52:42 PM »
Fucking hell, I hate up their own arse celebrities. 23 fucking days wasn't much to ask was it? bollocks on a bike! >:(

Celebrity culture MUST fall

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Re: Well, that didn't last long.
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2007, 04:49:33 PM »
I just think it's funny because the media was hyping this as something of a triumph of justice over money and celebrity.  It has turned out to be the exact opposite.  So equilibrium is restored.
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Saddam Hussein

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Re: Well, that didn't last long.
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2007, 05:47:11 PM »
It's so stupid.  If it had been me, they'd have locked me away for a few months at the very least.  But Paris Hilton!?  Nooooooooooo!

She probably slept with the judge in exchange for him setting her free.  Well, he'll get what he deserves when he dies of genital herpes or whatever she's carrying.

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Re: Well, that didn't last long.
« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2007, 05:49:04 PM »
She probably slept with the judge in exchange for him setting her free.  Well, he'll get what he deserves when he dies of genital herpes or whatever she's carrying.
Maybe there will be a video.   
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Saddam Hussein

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Re: Well, that didn't last long.
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2007, 05:57:59 PM »
If Paris had a video, she probably would release it.  The judge would be dead, and Paris would of course be released scot-free.

Then she'd probably release another video of her with the judge of that trial...

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Re: Well, that didn't last long.
« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2007, 08:59:11 PM »
It's so stupid.  If it had been me, they'd have locked me away for a few months at the very least.  But Paris Hilton!?  Nooooooooooo!

She probably slept with the judge in exchange for him setting her free.  Well, he'll get what he deserves when he dies of genital herpes or whatever she's carrying.

What isn't she carrying?
I'm so tempted to put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool and see what you do...

Avert your eyes, this is too awesome for them...

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Dioptimus Drime

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Re: Well, that didn't last long.
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2007, 01:04:12 AM »
I didn't even know she went to jail, nor do I really give a shit at all. Sexed up celebrities who are only celebrities because MTV said that they were tend to be a bit of a turn off for me.

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Re: Well, that didn't last long.
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2007, 05:07:22 AM »
I hate the term 'celebrity'. It belies an arrogance that can only be answered with a handgun to the face.
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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Chris Spaghetti

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Re: Well, that didn't last long.
« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2007, 05:15:27 AM »
I hate the fact that this culture means want to be famous for...being famous. Whereas you endeavoured to be a famous singer, footballer, athlete, actor etc in the old days

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Re: Well, that didn't last long.
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2007, 05:28:11 AM »
I could be a celebrity....I could sleep with the producer of MTV and then...erm...make a total tit of myself, then pose in front of cameras of Hello! magazine.
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Saddam Hussein

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Re: Well, that didn't last long.
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2007, 10:09:47 AM »
I could be a celebrity....I could sleep with the producer of MTV and then...erm...make a total tit of myself, then pose in front of cameras of Hello! magazine.

Go do it then! I'll wait for the pics

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Re: Well, that didn't last long.
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2007, 10:24:04 AM »
I hate up their own arse celebrities.

Me too, they have loads of money, more than enough to pay me to do it for them. Tight prats.
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