Hawaii and Easter Island do not exist. They were fabricated by the conspiracy.
I believe this to be a joke... you gullible lot
Right missing islands... a joke.
Yes, just like missing Antarctica.
Oh, wait, that's an entire continent.
Oh, wait, FE says that one doesn't exist.
(And you call us gullible?)
Some other FE "jokes":
1) The Sun is held up by the photoelectric effect.
2) The Moon is held up by the photoelectric effect.
3) The horizon isn't rounded when viewed from a great height.
4) The Lunar landings were faked.
5) GPS doesn't use satellites.
6) There are jet streams in both directions at over 200 MPH in the Southern Hemidisk.
7) The midnight sun doesn't happen in Antarctica.
When traveling we're fooled into believing that we arrived at our destination.
9) Gyrocompasses don't work.
10) It's just your imagination that the stars appear to revolve around both poles.
11) Earthquakes (or sloshing) causes the two high and the two low tides each day.
12) Polaris is readily visible from the Southern Hemidisk.
13) The sun sets because of its distance, not that it drops below the horizon.
14) Ships don't disappear hull first as the sail away towards the horizon from port.
I could go on, but I suspect no one is laughing.