What's your earliest memory?

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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #30 on: May 30, 2007, 05:11:39 PM »
I learned that even your best friend will jack your sandwich if you aren't paying attention. Dont sleep!

My brother still hasn't learned that lesson.  The dog steals his food to this sad day, 14 yrs after the first occurance.

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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #31 on: May 30, 2007, 05:11:55 PM »
Dude, i totally used to have a C.H.P.s Power wheel motorcycle, in the 80s. I was ponch.......a white ponch, but i was still the shit.
N.I.G.G.A. stole my bike, sir!

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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #32 on: May 30, 2007, 05:13:09 PM »
I didn;t even have picnic tables. I just sat on the ground to eat my sandwiches :(
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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #33 on: May 30, 2007, 05:14:07 PM »
I learned that even your best friend will jack your sandwich if you aren't paying attention. Dont sleep!

My brother still hasn't learned that lesson.  The dog steals his food to this sad day, 14 yrs after the first occurance.

This is why i carry a knife. I will stab for sandwiches. Life isnt fair, protect your sandwich.
N.I.G.G.A. stole my bike, sir!

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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #34 on: May 30, 2007, 05:17:18 PM »
Stab your dog for stealing your sandwich?  Maybe kick him, but never stab...

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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #35 on: May 30, 2007, 05:17:41 PM »
Or bite him
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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #36 on: May 30, 2007, 05:21:04 PM »
Gayer, you are messed up.  Biting a dog?  Why not just go rub your face in their shit.

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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #37 on: May 30, 2007, 05:22:00 PM »
Cos that's disgusting
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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #38 on: May 30, 2007, 05:31:13 PM »
So is biting it!  Who cares if your foot gets covered in dog, but your mouth?  Like, eww...

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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #39 on: May 30, 2007, 07:16:25 PM »
Your dog should never be afraid of you.  It should respect you.


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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #40 on: May 30, 2007, 07:25:05 PM »
Your dog should never be afraid of you.  It should respect you.

So true...women should show more respect  ::)

Like...O M G ! ! ! He is, like, totally using the gun as like some kind of sexual weapon. O M G ! ! That is like, totally awesome! ! !

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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #41 on: May 30, 2007, 08:41:18 PM »
Getting hit on the head really, really hard.

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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #42 on: May 30, 2007, 11:09:25 PM »
Seeing my friends outside from my window, then running all the way out there, realizing I'm just in my undies, and running back as fast as I can.  Good times.  I've actually done that recently ... when drunk. 

I was thinking the other day that I still had a lot of growing up to do.  I thought of this while in my fort. 

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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #43 on: May 31, 2007, 12:08:07 AM »
Being surrounded in daffodils in some park.

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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #44 on: May 31, 2007, 12:26:16 AM »
I thought of this while in my fort. 
I make mine from the couch cushions.


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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #45 on: May 31, 2007, 12:33:09 AM »
I thought of this while in my fort. 
I make mine from the couch cushions.
Cereal boxes for me.    8)

But the couch cushions were soo cool.

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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #46 on: May 31, 2007, 12:33:57 AM »
I don't make them anymore, makes my housemates look at me funny :(
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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #47 on: May 31, 2007, 05:54:44 AM »
Uhhm, hello, w/e happened to the huge combo's of chairs, blankets, and cushions.

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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #48 on: May 31, 2007, 06:06:40 AM »
Beating up my brother, Tom
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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #49 on: May 31, 2007, 03:28:58 PM »
Having a wopping great big needle plunged into my thigh, with loads of big people pinning me down.  :-\ I was about 3 years old. I'd have come quietly if they hadn't started to hold me down...then I got suspicious and kicked the needle away...so they had to get a new one, and the strapped me down. Now I can't stand the ideas of injections in the leg. If I have a choice, it always goes in the arm.
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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #50 on: May 31, 2007, 03:32:28 PM »
Awww

What was it for? Were they giving you the AIDs?
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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #51 on: June 01, 2007, 10:35:32 AM »
I goofed. The earliest memory wasn't actually what I previously said, it was the aforementioned pet running across the campfire FIRST.
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #52 on: June 01, 2007, 10:54:59 AM »
Escaping from the lab.
Yes, quite.  No one would ever claim to be someone they're not in their profile name.

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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #53 on: June 01, 2007, 04:03:45 PM »
Awww

What was it for? Were they giving you the AIDs?

nah. That was when I was 6.

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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #54 on: June 01, 2007, 04:06:16 PM »
Ahhh ok

So what was that one for?
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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #55 on: June 01, 2007, 04:14:31 PM »
dunno. Rhubella? Measles? I could check, but that would involve sifting through my mum's stuff which takes a while..


I also remember the nurse offering me a sweet afterwards, in a dark corridor outside the room...I was scared, and refused it.


Another early memory is of my parents arguing..I was about 4, and I turned up the t.v really loud cause the smurfs were on, and I was trying to watch.

I also remember making scrambled eggs 'on my own' in the flat in germany with my mum helping..I was about 4 then as well.

I also remember other stuff, like playing 'shop' with my grandma..
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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #56 on: June 01, 2007, 04:16:17 PM »
Don't bother checking then. Wonder why they did it in your leg? A friend of mine had to have his measles done in his arse while being held down by several teachers
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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #57 on: June 01, 2007, 04:18:19 PM »
rofl

I dunno. They were american army doctors. :-/ My dad was in the army, and we were posted somewhere...Might have been germany or usa...whatever, they spoke american and clearly made it their duty to scar children for life.
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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #58 on: June 01, 2007, 04:21:03 PM »
Ahh the joys of having a squaddie dad. Poor you :(
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