What's your earliest memory?

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What's your earliest memory?
« on: May 30, 2007, 01:15:48 AM »
Mine is being potty-trained. My mum read me a story about bears and now I associate bears with going for a poo..

So whats your earliest memory?
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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2007, 01:22:37 AM »
seeing a shadow on the wall and beliving it was a ghost.

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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2007, 01:23:38 AM »
Probably was a ghost.
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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2007, 01:27:19 AM »
I'm gonna guess Tom's was the building of the Great Wall of China.
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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2007, 01:28:27 AM »
I remember putting a rock in a snowball and sending it through the living room window.  I was like four, I think.


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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2007, 01:30:05 AM »
Hah class! You were a rebel child! Or just an idiot child...
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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2007, 02:07:04 AM »
My earliest memory was playing hockey at 4 years old. :o
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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2007, 03:31:33 PM »
I got lost on the underground... was 3/4/5  :(
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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2007, 03:36:05 PM »
Aww did you cry?
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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2007, 03:45:33 PM »
either that or pee myself... I got wet anyway...
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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2007, 03:57:49 PM »
Aww bless
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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2007, 04:09:10 PM »
The dog, burning, running in circles.
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2007, 04:11:28 PM »
Getting yelled at.  Not sure what for though...

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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2007, 04:18:17 PM »
Having a brick thrown at my face when I was 3.
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2007, 04:20:34 PM »
Having a brick thrown at my face when I was 3.

Who commited the act?

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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2007, 04:22:52 PM »
Whoa! Why would someone do that? Were you a really annoying kid or soemthing?!
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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2007, 04:32:34 PM »
It was a friend of mine (!)  I just remember him picking up the brick, me saying "You're not gonna throw that at me, are you?" or something like that, then whack.  I still remember how it felt.  I had to get stitches on my upper lip because of it, it split open.  I can't remember what actually led up to it happening.  It was in a shed behind my house.
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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2007, 04:34:13 PM »
Wow, not a nice first memory :( *hugs*
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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2007, 04:35:55 PM »
My first memory was my first word as well..

My Great Uncle was playing on the tramopline in my houise in Sydney and he fell through the gaps that the springs make and said "Holy Shit"

My first words were "Holly Sit"

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Like...O M G ! ! ! He is, like, totally using the gun as like some kind of sexual weapon. O M G ! ! That is like, totally awesome! ! !

Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #19 on: May 30, 2007, 04:36:36 PM »
LMAO  That's something to be proud of.

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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #20 on: May 30, 2007, 04:43:20 PM »
My first memory was my first word as well..

My Great Uncle was playing on the tramopline in my houise in Sydney and he fell through the gaps that the springs make and said "Holy Shit"

My first words were "Holly Sit"

Wakka Wakka

Awesome!
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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #21 on: May 30, 2007, 04:57:47 PM »
Gayer, I'm amazed you didn't make a first word thread already.

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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #22 on: May 30, 2007, 04:58:30 PM »
Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me

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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #23 on: May 30, 2007, 05:00:40 PM »
I was eating lunch on my little playschool (or whatever) picnic table.....

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And my dog, Pooper (she ate shitty diapers), came over and jacked me for my Peanut butter & jelly sandwich. She took it right out of my hands, and i cried. It was a sad day for a young groper.
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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #24 on: May 30, 2007, 05:01:33 PM »
Post script-

We have since put Pooper down....



Dont fuck with my sandwiches
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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #25 on: May 30, 2007, 05:02:57 PM »
I had one of those tables, but it was squared off, and orange/yellow.

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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #26 on: May 30, 2007, 05:03:44 PM »
Hahah your dog ate your sandwich!!!
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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #27 on: May 30, 2007, 05:06:58 PM »
I had one of those tables, but it was squared off, and orange/yellow.

Yeah, mine was the old 80's style, i think the same as the one you are referring to. I was just too lazy to find the exact picture.
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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #28 on: May 30, 2007, 05:10:09 PM »
Hahah your dog ate your sandwich!!!

Not funny gayer. That was a very sad and heartfelt moment in my life.

I learned a valuable lesson that day. A lesson that i have kept with me throughout my life. I learned that even your best friend will jack your sandwich if you aren't paying attention. Dont sleep!
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Re: What's your earliest memory?
« Reply #29 on: May 30, 2007, 05:11:24 PM »
Yes it is funny! *laughs some more*
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