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do you know how to help me?

yes (please post how)
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Total Members Voted: 8

Voting closed: March 16, 2006, 11:13:27 AM

help (its for steam)

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help (its for steam)
« on: March 16, 2006, 11:13:27 AM »
my steam is fucked and wont work please someone help

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Erasmus

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« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2006, 11:36:13 AM »
So er, what's wrong with it?  Won't it rise?  Or does it not appear at all?  You may need to heat the water more.

Also, if you're trying to use it to generate power, you'll nead a turbine.
Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

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joffenz

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« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2006, 12:31:30 PM »
What exactly is steam? Half-Life 2 steam?

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« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2006, 10:11:02 AM »
arrgh can delete

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« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2006, 10:12:11 AM »
hl2 steam.
it updates the platform then closes the program
how ever i open it via steam, via hl2,  via css, via dods, via hl1s, via hl2dm, or via xfire.

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joffenz

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« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2006, 12:33:03 PM »
Reinstalling it is probably your best bet.

Steam is a bugger when it doesn't work, but it's great when it does.

Also try

www.steampowered.com

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« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2006, 01:23:13 PM »
i just did i'm decrypiting steam files now
this is going to be an all nighter

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joffenz

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« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2006, 01:48:30 PM »
Ah, decryting files. You only need to do it the first time you install the game (thank god). And yup it takes ages. Say goodnight to your broadband  :D

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« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2006, 02:07:42 PM »
i'm doing an all nighter i've got booze lots of booze i can do it!

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joffenz

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« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2006, 04:29:37 AM »
Do you have xfire? If so, we could play CS:S or Hl2dm if you want.

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« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2006, 06:49:21 AM »
yes but my cs:s is still updating
and i fucking need sleep
after css i do DM an dods and hl2 and hl1s and hl2lc

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joffenz

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« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2006, 10:01:24 AM »
Ah, well in that case sleep my good man. Sleep is more important than CS:S, you don't want to die from over-playing!  :D

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« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2006, 10:06:59 AM »
done that
and its still fucking updating!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!edit: ohh and by the way my xfire <removed>

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joffenz

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« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2006, 01:20:26 PM »
Yup the update takes years practically. Added you to xfire tho.

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« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2006, 07:55:18 AM »
cheers
i started the {T.G.S} clan with me mate
<--co-leader

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« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2006, 02:03:01 PM »
Hi
It might be a good idea to hire a medium and contact the expert James Watt
Gran

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« Reply #16 on: April 12, 2006, 03:22:16 AM »
wow. does this mean 50% of the forum are bastards?
he world isn't round.
The world isn't flat.
How stupid are you?
anyone should be able to see it's a cube

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« Reply #17 on: April 16, 2006, 03:56:40 AM »
Quote from: "EmperorNero"
wow. does this mean 50% of the forum are bastards?

quite probably