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Alcoholism
« on: May 19, 2007, 02:49:35 PM »
How do you know if you're an alcoholic?

I got thinking about it today and my housemate called me one which worried me slightly.
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Re: Alcoholism
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2007, 02:59:59 PM »
Straight from Wikipedia:
1# Have you ever felt you needed to Cut down on your drinking?
2# Have people Annoyed you by criticizing your drinking?
3# Have you ever felt Guilty about drinking?
4# Have you ever felt you needed a drink first thing in the morning (Eye-opener) to steady your nerves or to get rid of a hangover?
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Re: Alcoholism
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2007, 03:01:26 PM »
yes for the first two, sort of yes for the third and no for the fourth
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Re: Alcoholism
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2007, 03:10:33 PM »
Quote from: The Thin White Duke on May 19, 2007, 02:59:59 PM
Straight from Wikipedia:
1# Have you ever felt you needed to Cut down on your drinking?
2# Have people Annoyed you by criticizing your drinking?
3# Have you ever felt Guilty about drinking?
4# Have you ever felt you needed a drink first thing in the morning (Eye-opener) to steady your nerves or to get rid of a hangover?

Is that supposed to be an acronym?
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Re: Alcoholism
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2007, 03:11:26 PM »
Quote from: Agent_0042 on May 19, 2007, 03:10:33 PM
Quote from: The Thin White Duke on May 19, 2007, 02:59:59 PM
Straight from Wikipedia:
1# Have you ever felt you needed to Cut down on your drinking?
2# Have people Annoyed you by criticizing your drinking?
3# Have you ever felt Guilty about drinking?
4# Have you ever felt you needed a drink first thing in the morning (Eye-opener) to steady your nerves or to get rid of a hangover?

Is that supposed to be an acronym?

It's the "CAGE questionnaire"
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Re: Alcoholism
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2007, 03:12:24 PM »
Is it trying to symbolise alcoholism as being like you're trapped in a cage and its hard to get out?
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Re: Alcoholism
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2007, 05:06:49 PM »
Maybe.  You're an alcoholic.
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Re: Alcoholism
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2007, 05:08:25 PM »
You can't accuse me of being one, you don't know my habits.
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Re: Alcoholism
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2007, 05:15:48 PM »
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You can't accuse me of being one, you don't know my habits.

Are you drinking right now?
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Re: Alcoholism
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2007, 05:16:19 PM »
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You can't accuse me of being one, you don't know my habits.

Are you drinking right now?

Yes, I am.
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Re: Alcoholism
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2007, 05:17:20 PM »
Not exactly right now, I just finished and thinking its late so might go to bed.
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Re: Alcoholism
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2007, 05:17:56 PM »
Dam you!  I could have had a good line going there.
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Re: Alcoholism
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2007, 05:19:31 PM »
odd boy...

I still wanna know how you would know though, the CAGE questionnaire is pretty crap really.
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Re: Alcoholism
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2007, 05:22:34 PM »
You answered yes to most of it, I think you're in denial.
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Re: Alcoholism
« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2007, 05:23:42 PM »
Not denial, just sceptical. I'm not like any of the alcoholics I know.

Haha funny thing is, my housemate who said that to me just came in drunk and is hiccuping and walking into things :P
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Re: Alcoholism
« Reply #15 on: May 19, 2007, 05:28:07 PM »
Point and laugh.
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Re: Alcoholism
« Reply #16 on: May 19, 2007, 05:29:26 PM »
I'm tempted to but then she'll just remind me of when I came in last night and couldn't even open the door. At 7pm...
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Re: Alcoholism
« Reply #17 on: May 19, 2007, 05:32:55 PM »
Is this the alcoholic thread? 

If it is, I rest my case.
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Re: Alcoholism
« Reply #18 on: May 19, 2007, 05:35:29 PM »
Bah..I'm going to bed. but gonna go laugh at her first.
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Re: Alcoholism
« Reply #19 on: May 19, 2007, 05:39:27 PM »
Sounds like a good idea.  But, remember to cut down on the drinking.  There is help available, just pick up the phone.
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Re: Alcoholism
« Reply #20 on: May 19, 2007, 05:40:34 PM »
I won't have time to drink soon enough. It's just cos i have so much time on my hands at the moment i reckon.
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Re: Alcoholism
« Reply #21 on: May 19, 2007, 05:44:15 PM »
I have a religious friend who has the alcoholic questions memorized.  I think you two should meet.
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Re: Alcoholism
« Reply #22 on: May 19, 2007, 10:41:54 PM »
The number one symptom that you are an alcoholic is that if you believe the earth is flat.
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Re: Alcoholism
« Reply #23 on: May 19, 2007, 11:18:43 PM »
Well, how much do you drink? I don't trust any of those silly questionairres either anyways. They're dumb and set up by people who want to send people to Alcoholics Anonymous which is pretty much the silliest place ever.

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Re: Alcoholism
« Reply #24 on: May 20, 2007, 01:25:43 AM »
How do you get alcohol in the first place?  You look so young!
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Re: Alcoholism
« Reply #25 on: May 20, 2007, 01:52:24 AM »
I'm sixteen and trust me, it's really not that hard. I know plenty of people who sell whoever the fuck they are. Plus, I can just mooch off other people, too. I know a people over the legal limit as well.

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Re: Alcoholism
« Reply #26 on: May 20, 2007, 03:33:10 AM »
I'm sorry.

Gayer is a boozer! La-lalala-la-la-la-laaa
Gayer is a boozer! La-lalala-la-la-la-laaa
Gayer is a boozer! La-lalala-la-la-la-laaa
Gayer is a boozer! La-lalala-la-la-la-laaa
Gayer is a boozer! La-lalala-la-la-la-laaa

It's necessary.
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Re: Alcoholism
« Reply #27 on: May 20, 2007, 03:43:27 AM »
Quote from: Edmunds on May 19, 2007, 11:18:43 PM
Well, how much do you drink? I don't trust any of those silly questionairres either anyways. They're dumb and set up by people who want to send people to Alcoholics Anonymous which is pretty much the silliest place ever.

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Yeah questionnaires like that are stupid. I wouldn't have even thought about it if it wasn't for my housemate saying, on top of everything that's said at work.

And clownboy, I can get alcohol because I'm old enough you silly...how old I look don't matter cos I have ID if I do get asked.
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Re: Alcoholism
« Reply #28 on: May 20, 2007, 09:57:58 AM »
Quote from: Edmunds on May 20, 2007, 01:52:24 AM
I'm sixteen and trust me, it's really not that hard. I know plenty of people who sell whoever the fuck they are. Plus, I can just mooch off other people, too. I know a people over the legal limit as well.

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This just makes me feel like a l0ser.   :(
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Re: Alcoholism
« Reply #29 on: May 20, 2007, 10:04:54 AM »
I just heard thunder.  :(
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