Jerry Falwell is dead

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Jerry Falwell is dead
« on: May 16, 2007, 04:15:03 AM »
Yesterday, Jerry Falwell died at the ripe old age of 73.

In case you don't know Falwell, he's the guy who repeatedly suggested Tinky-Winky the Teletubby is gay, blamed feminists for 9/11 and Hurricane Katrina, and has hinted at martially enforcing Biblical laws.

Am I the only one not overwhelmed with grief?

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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2007, 04:26:51 AM »
Tinky Winky was gay
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2007, 06:29:35 AM »
I caught some hilarious wiki-vandalism after he died yesterday:

http://home.comcast.net/~fse452/falwell.jpg

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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2007, 02:12:27 PM »
Jerry Falwell was a great christain leader and was one of the few people with the courage to stand up to this country's moral and ethical issues. I was sad to learn of such a great soldier of God had died.
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2007, 02:13:50 PM »
No one is going to mourn his passing. He was a depraved lunatic, and his death is a relief for any sane individual.
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2007, 02:59:57 PM »
No one is going to mourn his passing. He was a depraved lunatic, and his death is a relief for any sane individual.

Granted he did embarrass the conservative base quite a bit, but it is disrespectful to mock someone when they just died.
NASA employees use the "space program" as a way to pocket billions of dollars from the government....there you have it. Motive.

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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2007, 03:06:38 PM »
For once i am going to have to agree with Franc T., Planar. Jerry Falwell was the worlds most famous pescimist. He hated just about everything, and criticized everyone. (except those that gave him money) The point is not many sane people will miss him.
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2007, 03:16:39 PM »
Jerry Falwell was a great christain leader and was one of the few people with the courage to stand up to this country's moral and ethical issues. I was sad to learn of such a great soldier of God had died.

Please tell me that's some kind of poorly-constructed joke.

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« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2007, 03:19:35 PM »
I wish that it was...but i think he maybe one of tens of people out there that supported that lunatic.
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2007, 04:18:03 PM »
I agree! Jerry Falwell was a religious genius. He led brilliant intellectual crusades against what everyone knows was morally incorrect, fighting with every shred of dignity that he had--he had three left until he died.

The man was cunning and intelligent, following the Bible as it was MEANT to be followed--rejecting all this silly "symbolism" bullcrap that those harmful atheists and agnostics tell us in favor of brilliant literal translations--and using the correct translation of the holy Scripture--the King James could never be closer to my heart.

His death is one of utter sadness and my heart sinks in sorrow at the news of his death. Why, oh why does such a brilliant man need to be smote so harshly when he could have done much more good in the sake of Christianity? WHY?!

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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2007, 04:45:09 PM »
Was that meant to be sarcastic?  I couldn't tell.
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead
« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2007, 07:58:40 PM »
Jerry Falwell was a great christain leader and was one of the few people with the courage to stand up to this country's moral and ethical issues. I was sad to learn of such a great soldier of God had died.

Please tell me that's some kind of poorly-constructed joke.

No it wasn't a joke. Falwell was a great religous leader; he did everything he could to stop the decay of this countries morals.
NASA employees use the "space program" as a way to pocket billions of dollars from the government....there you have it. Motive.

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« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2007, 08:03:53 PM »
Was that meant to be sarcastic?  I couldn't tell.

No, it was meant to be satirical. Like sarcasm on crack. If you didn't get the ironic jokes, I feel bad for you.

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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead
« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2007, 10:37:03 PM »
Jerry Falwell was a great christain leader and was one of the few people with the courage to stand up to this country's moral and ethical issues. I was sad to learn of such a great soldier of God had died.

Please tell me that's some kind of poorly-constructed joke.

No it wasn't a joke. Falwell was a great religous leader; he did everything he could to stop the decay of this countries morals.

Please, the man had no morals.
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead
« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2007, 10:40:30 PM »
Was that meant to be sarcastic?  I couldn't tell.

No, it was meant to be satirical. Like sarcasm on crack. If you didn't get the ironic jokes, I feel bad for you.

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Whatever.  Sarcasm is sarcasm.
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead
« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2007, 10:50:42 PM »
THIS IS SHIT


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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead
« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2007, 04:12:49 AM »
Sometimes, Uncyclopedia is closer to the truth than it was originally meant to be.

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« Reply #18 on: May 17, 2007, 12:13:53 PM »

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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead
« Reply #19 on: May 17, 2007, 12:37:51 PM »
Granted he did embarrass the conservative base quite a bit, but it is disrespectful to mock someone when they just died.
Isn't that the point of mocking him? The guy was a douche, and he deserves to be disrespected.

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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead
« Reply #20 on: May 17, 2007, 01:55:52 PM »
i just thought i was rude is all.
NASA employees use the "space program" as a way to pocket billions of dollars from the government....there you have it. Motive.

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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead
« Reply #21 on: May 17, 2007, 03:49:00 PM »
Its not rude to say a lunatic is a lunatic whether he is dead or not. ::)
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead
« Reply #22 on: May 17, 2007, 03:56:46 PM »
Is it rude to say that tyrannical dictators like Pinochet or Hussein were evil just because they're recently dead? I'm not saying Falwell was as evil as all that, but he was a horrible person. How long do we have to wait before it's alright to criticize him?
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead
« Reply #23 on: May 17, 2007, 04:40:43 PM »
What, does this board censor people who are rude? If so, half the RE contingent should be banned before anyone who spoke here.
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead
« Reply #24 on: May 17, 2007, 04:50:29 PM »
Not to bash another FEer but you would be first out the door.
NASA employees use the "space program" as a way to pocket billions of dollars from the government....there you have it. Motive.

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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead
« Reply #25 on: May 17, 2007, 05:08:21 PM »
Not to bash another FEer but you would be first out the door.

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Franc T., Planar

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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead
« Reply #26 on: May 17, 2007, 06:55:12 PM »
No.. I am not rude.
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead
« Reply #27 on: May 17, 2007, 07:40:58 PM »
I hope that was sarcasm...otherwise you would be a rude liar.
NASA employees use the "space program" as a way to pocket billions of dollars from the government....there you have it. Motive.

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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead
« Reply #28 on: May 17, 2007, 07:43:23 PM »
For every rude thing I have said, I have received about ten equivalent or worse.
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« Reply #29 on: May 17, 2007, 07:45:35 PM »
Thats what everyone says. ::)
NASA employees use the "space program" as a way to pocket billions of dollars from the government....there you have it. Motive.