What is the relationship between intelligence and postcount…that is a question I have been pondering for the last 20 posts.
Now, it’s fairly obvious to all that I am extremely intelligent, as you can tell with every single one of my 10,000 posts displaying my intelligence, with their wit, their profundity, their pure brilliance…so this naturally leads me to the conclusion that a high postcount correlates to a high level of intelligence. This is further backed up by Engy Baby’s postcount which was second highest on FES last time I checked and I’m sure we can all agree he’s pretty smart. Not as smart as me, obviously, but still pretty smart.
Now as I enter the 10k club this must indicate my intelligence is overwhelming, and because of this, you may fear me. But please, remember I am just like the rest of you, only better. Do not be afraid to converse with me, I’ll make sure I speak in ways you understand, for I too, was once like you, so I understand the confusion you go through.
Now I don’t want to make this too long, as I know some of you have trouble reading posts more than three paragraphs long (OK maybe that was just Tao of Pooh..I miss her, where’d she go) so I shall try and cut this short now. I just have a few things I need to say on this momentous occasion of reaching far too many posts.
Firstly, Mr. Ireland gives the best damned advice ever.
Secondly, Engy Baby still owes me those farking pictures.
Thirdly, farking is not a word apparently, but it should be.
Fourthly, I love you all.
And last but not least, the Earth is flat.
P.S. I don’t half talk a lot of bollocks eh? I shouldn’t have this many posts, kill me now, please.
P.P.S. I am such a postwhore..*sighs*
Just got to edit in my love for Rick. You're all invited to the wedding, and the subsquent filming of our T.V. series "Pub and Marriage"
So who's next to enter the 10k club?