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Why I'm better than everyone

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Why I'm better than everyone
« on: May 14, 2007, 04:27:57 PM »
What is the relationship between intelligence and postcount…that is a question I have been pondering for the last 20 posts.

Now, it’s fairly obvious to all that I am extremely intelligent, as you can tell with every single one of my 10,000 posts displaying my intelligence, with their wit, their profundity, their pure brilliance…so this naturally leads me to the conclusion that a high postcount correlates to a high level of intelligence. This is further backed up by Engy Baby’s postcount which was second highest on FES last time I checked and I’m sure we can all agree he’s pretty smart. Not as smart as me, obviously, but still pretty smart.

Now as I enter the 10k club this must indicate my intelligence is overwhelming, and because of this, you may fear me. But please, remember I am just like the rest of you, only better. Do not be afraid to converse with me, I’ll make sure I speak in ways you understand, for I too, was once like you, so I understand the confusion you go through.

Now I don’t want to make this too long, as I know some of you have trouble reading posts more than three paragraphs long (OK maybe that was just Tao of Pooh..I miss her, where’d she go) so I shall try and cut this short now. I just have a few things I need to say on this momentous occasion of reaching far too many posts.

Firstly, Mr. Ireland gives the best damned advice ever.

Secondly, Engy Baby still owes me those farking pictures.

Thirdly, farking is not a word apparently, but it should be.

Fourthly, I love you all.

And last but not least, the Earth is flat.


P.S. I don’t half talk a lot of bollocks eh? I shouldn’t have this many posts, kill me now, please.

P.P.S. I am such a postwhore..*sighs*

Just got to edit in my love for Rick. You're all invited to the wedding, and the subsquent filming of our T.V. series "Pub and Marriage"


So who's next to enter the 10k club?
« Last Edit: May 14, 2007, 04:34:25 PM by GeneralGayhand »
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Mr. Ireland

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Re: Why I'm better than everyone
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2007, 04:28:14 PM »
First post.
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YL Groper

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Re: Why I'm better than everyone
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2007, 04:30:25 PM »
No shout out? weak!
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Mr. Ireland

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Re: Why I'm better than everyone
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2007, 04:31:37 PM »
Why do you believe the earth is flat again?   And who's next is in the air, TheEngineer doesn't post like mad, and there are some other high postcounts that could easily pass his to 10k.
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Colonel Gaydafi

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Re: Why I'm better than everyone
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2007, 04:32:34 PM »
Sorry :( But if I gave you a shout out I'd have to give everyone a shout out....

And I did say I love you all, come on, you gotta like that

This isn't a board for discussing the shape of the Earth so I won;t answer that
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Re: Why I'm better than everyone
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2007, 04:33:41 PM »
Don't make me take this elsewhere.
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Re: Why I'm better than everyone
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2007, 04:35:07 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Ireland on May 14, 2007, 04:33:41 PM
Don't make me take this elsewhere.

Take it outside bitch!

I have to go to bed soon
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Re: Why I'm better than everyone
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2007, 04:37:41 PM »
Yes m'am...  When you two going to get married then?
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Re: Why I'm better than everyone
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2007, 04:38:34 PM »
On the 43rd of Julember
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Re: Why I'm better than everyone
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2007, 04:39:57 PM »
 :-*

I'd give you ten thousand of those, but that would take a hell of a lot of clicking.
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Mr. Ireland

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Re: Why I'm better than everyone
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2007, 04:40:13 PM »
Oh, it's one of those weddings.  Not near as fun...
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Rick_James

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Re: Why I'm better than everyone
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2007, 04:42:35 PM »
Oh no, it's a real wedding. I bought the cans to tie behind the car this morning :D
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Re: Why I'm better than everyone
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2007, 04:43:16 PM »
Quote from: cadmium_blimp on May 14, 2007, 04:39:57 PM
:-*

I'd give you ten thousand of those, but that would take a hell of a lot of clicking.

should have just put "times ten thousand" after it then you silly

Yeah real wedding! On the 43rd of Julember....
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Re: Why I'm better than everyone
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2007, 04:43:27 PM »
Love the avatar, Rick!

*runs to put on SFTD*
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Mr. Ireland

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Re: Why I'm better than everyone
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2007, 04:45:44 PM »
It would take you on a generous estimate 1300 years to count America's debt dollar by dollar. 

But a real wedding that never happens is no fun.
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Re: Why I'm better than everyone
« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2007, 04:47:53 PM »
Hey who says it won't happen?!  >:(

You can be pageboy
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Re: Why I'm better than everyone
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2007, 04:49:23 PM »
Tell me when that date will occur and I'll give sympathy to the possibility of your marriage to rick.
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Rick_James

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Re: Why I'm better than everyone
« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2007, 04:50:06 PM »
It's happening!! Whether Gayer's feet get a little chilly or not :D

SFTD now officially our reception music.

Have you found a dress yet honey?  ;D



EDIT: Sympathy???
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Mr. Ireland

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Re: Why I'm better than everyone
« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2007, 04:50:51 PM »
Uhhm, yea...
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cadmium_blimp

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Re: Why I'm better than everyone
« Reply #19 on: May 14, 2007, 04:51:38 PM »
Rick!  Don't marry her!  She'll constantly nag you about your smoking!
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Colonel Gaydafi

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Re: Why I'm better than everyone
« Reply #20 on: May 14, 2007, 04:52:50 PM »
What if my feet get so cold they drop off and I can't walk down the aisle?

Yes I found a dress, it's perfect.

And you lot are going off topic! This thread is about why I'm better than everyone and the relationship between intelligence and postcount so get back on topic!

And I'm going to bed now my lovers, bye  :-*

Edit: I'm not a nag clownboy. My ex smoked and I didn't nag him about it, just pointed out I didn't like it but let him do it. He quit of his own accord.
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« Reply #21 on: May 14, 2007, 04:54:29 PM »
Quote from: GeneralGayhand on May 14, 2007, 04:52:50 PM
Edit: I'm not a nag clownboy. My ex smoked and I didn't nag him about it, just pointed out I didn't like it but let him do it. He quit of his own accord.
How many times did you point it out to him, though?  And, everyone quits of their own accord...especially when they're tired of hearing someone else bitch about it.   :P
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Re: Why I'm better than everyone
« Reply #22 on: May 14, 2007, 04:54:34 PM »
*throws up*
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Re: Why I'm better than everyone
« Reply #23 on: May 14, 2007, 04:54:59 PM »
Ireland: why sympathy?
Caddy: I should quit soon anyway :o
Gayer: I'll warm you feet up for you  :-* G'night General Gayergeous
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Re: Why I'm better than everyone
« Reply #24 on: May 14, 2007, 04:55:52 PM »
Quote from: Vauxhall the Vampire on May 14, 2007, 04:54:34 PM
*throws up*


Oh good the latest "leaving" saga has drawn to a close.  ::)
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Mr. Ireland

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« Reply #25 on: May 14, 2007, 04:58:18 PM »
Sympathy as in I'll consider the possibility of the wedding.  I think I worded it right.
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Re: Why I'm better than everyone
« Reply #26 on: May 14, 2007, 04:58:45 PM »
*fap fap fap fap*
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Re: Why I'm better than everyone
« Reply #27 on: May 14, 2007, 05:14:54 PM »
Quote from: Hara Taiki on May 14, 2007, 04:58:45 PM
*fap fap fap fap*

Seconded.

Quote from: Rick_James on May 14, 2007, 04:55:52 PM
Quote from: Vauxhall the Vampire on May 14, 2007, 04:54:34 PM
*throws up*


Oh good the latest "leaving" saga has drawn to a close.  ::)

I'm glad you're tuning in.
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Re: Why I'm better than everyone
« Reply #28 on: May 14, 2007, 05:24:02 PM »
VAUXHALL HAS ARRIVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:o :o :o


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Mr. Ireland

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Re: Why I'm better than everyone
« Reply #29 on: May 14, 2007, 05:33:48 PM »
That scrolls way too slow, there should be a way to speed it up.  And don't bring shame to a thread of victory.  A first (known) first is a first.  Is there anyway to confirm it's a first?
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