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Which One Is Funnier?

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Which One Is Funnier?
« on: May 11, 2007, 11:20:09 PM »
Okay, make your decision. This is not in complete nonsense because it has a purpose--this poll is deciding which one my screenplay--for further adaptation into a graphic novel--is about. I was thinking about the rapture bringing about zombies, but I figured that was a little weird. I dunno. I love zombies, but they're getting so cliche and there's hardly a way to make them interesting anymore.

Anyways, the book's gonna be a comedy/romance/action/drama/maybescifi, existentialist mashup. Wee.

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Re: Which One Is Funnier?
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2007, 11:49:20 PM »
I picked Bible Apocalypse because if you can mix scifi in with that I think you'd have a winner.   ;D
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Re: Which One Is Funnier?
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2007, 12:07:41 AM »
Hmmm.  Neither one seems very original on the surface.

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Re: Which One Is Funnier?
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2007, 08:29:12 AM »
Bible apoc...

but then, I would read neither. =\
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Re: Which One Is Funnier?
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2007, 08:33:21 AM »
Bible apoc...

but then, I would read neither. =\

Not even skim read a little just to make him feel better?
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Re: Which One Is Funnier?
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2007, 08:38:56 AM »
Biblical Apocalypse. I'm all for big, giant, fiery bastards flinging eternal hellfire around to create mass mayhem and destruction.

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Re: Which One Is Funnier?
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2007, 08:42:32 AM »
Of course I would for that cutey  :P. But I'm just saying, in general, I don't read those sorts of books. ;)

I wouldn't read it but I voted Biblical Apocalypse cos that is funnier than zombies, zombies are dull.
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Re: Which One Is Funnier?
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2007, 12:55:49 PM »
I would have voted for Apocolyptical Zombies if I could. Just imagine, Jesus raising everyone who ever died as his undead army... :o
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Dioptimus Drime

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Re: Which One Is Funnier?
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2007, 02:10:25 PM »
Bible apoc...

but then, I would read neither. =\

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Re: Which One Is Funnier?
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2007, 08:59:36 AM »
I'd read a good book about a biblical apocalypse any day, but zombies are closest to my heart any way. Mostly because they ate it, but whatever... ::)
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Miss M.

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Re: Which One Is Funnier?
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2007, 09:08:33 AM »
Bible apoc...

but then, I would read neither. =\

Pffffft. That's because you suck. Why wouldn't you read it?

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I don't generally read that sort of genre is all. I read the blurb on the back, and possibly the first few pages, but I don't buy them unless I'm gripped. :) No offence intended :P :-*
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Re: Which One Is Funnier?
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2007, 10:40:36 AM »
Zombies!

Perhaps a mall in Willamette, taken over by zombies. The protagonist is a freelance photojournalist called Frank We- never mind, I thought I had an idea, but it wasn't very original.
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Dioptimus Drime

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Re: Which One Is Funnier?
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2007, 02:25:20 PM »
Sorry, I think I'm going with the Biblical apocalypse. I can't wait to get my characters into a plot, though...I love my characters.

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Re: Which One Is Funnier?
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2007, 01:51:30 AM »
Zombies!

Perhaps a mall in Willamette, taken over by zombies. The protagonist is a freelance photojournalist called Frank We- never mind, I thought I had an idea, but it wasn't very original.

That game was so awesome... I should try and actually finish it, but I want the zombie genocide first, so I can blast some ass with the real mega buster. ;D
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Re: Which One Is Funnier?
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2007, 06:05:20 AM »
Biblical Apocalypse with Zombies...


The old testament
Book of Zechariah (spelling?)
talks about zombies
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Re: Which One Is Funnier?
« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2007, 03:13:52 PM »
Half-Life 2 is still the best zombie game ever, and don't you even deny it. Though that game was pretty fucking awesome, too...Too bad it was on the 360. Would've been ten times better on PC.

Anyways, I think the plot which I have not fully come up with yet is going to be that the guys are on Earth as the seven "angels" in John's revelation are "blowing their trumpets." Except somewhere around the fifth or sixth guy, they realize that the book was being metaphorical and they're mortal people sounding warnings. So, what do they do? Devise a plan to kill the seventh angel so that the prophesy can't come true. :P

Killing angels is always good, right? Of course, they have to fight the horsemen and stuff, too...Fun. Problem is, I don't want to turn this into the Left Behind book series. I don't even believe in any of this shit, I just find it very interesting. :P

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Re: Which One Is Funnier?
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2007, 03:15:40 PM »
Revelations is a great read :D
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Re: Which One Is Funnier?
« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2007, 03:19:55 PM »
Revelations is a great read :D

Definitely. By the way, it's not Revelations. There was only one revelation. ;) People get it confused a lot and I'm a Nazi.

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Re: Which One Is Funnier?
« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2007, 03:21:40 PM »
I love how anybody that reads my script will think I'm an uber-Christian...I just realized that...When it's actually going to be more of a satire towards Christianity, just very, very subtle...

Silly fundamentalists...It's like when they think Einstein was a Christian because he referred to "God." ::)

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Re: Which One Is Funnier?
« Reply #19 on: May 14, 2007, 03:25:38 PM »
Damn it, I knew it was Revelation as well, dunno why I stuck the 's' on. Though frankly, my personal favourite book is Ecclesiastes (can't remember how to spell it) it's got some good stuff in there.
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Re: Which One Is Funnier?
« Reply #20 on: May 14, 2007, 03:27:57 PM »
I kind of like Genesis because it's an interesting read. Then again, I like the genesis stories for any piece of mythology or religion (which actually are the exact same thing). Have to say, the Norse genesis is fan-fucking-tabulous. A giant having sex with a gargantuan cow in the middle of space?...Yes please.

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Re: Which One Is Funnier?
« Reply #21 on: May 14, 2007, 03:36:33 PM »
Ahh good old Norse Gods....
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Re: Which One Is Funnier?
« Reply #22 on: May 14, 2007, 03:44:02 PM »
Of course I would for that cutey  :P. But I'm just saying, in general, I don't read those sorts of books. ;)

I wouldn't read it but I voted Biblical Apocalypse cos that is funnier than zombies, zombies are dull.

Dull? You have seen Shawn of the dead haven't you?  :) :D ;D

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Re: Which One Is Funnier?
« Reply #23 on: May 14, 2007, 03:45:15 PM »
Haha that was a fecking hilarious film!
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Re: Which One Is Funnier?
« Reply #24 on: May 14, 2007, 03:50:44 PM »
Haha that was a fecking hilarious film!

Yup, made even better by Dylan Moran being in it

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Re: Which One Is Funnier?
« Reply #25 on: May 14, 2007, 05:12:26 PM »
Shaun of the Dead was awesome, but now that that's already been done, it'd be kinda lame. I'm going with the Bilbical Apocalypse. Because who writes a comedy about the rapture? Besides me, of course.

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Re: Which One Is Funnier?
« Reply #26 on: May 14, 2007, 08:11:41 PM »
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