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They tried to bribe me!

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Saddam Hussein

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They tried to bribe me!
« on: May 09, 2007, 07:57:40 AM »
A government agent came up to me yesterday and offered me a million dollars to turn RE on this site.  I agreed, but there is no way I will quit my fundamentalist belief that the Earth is flat.

The conspiracy is trying to kill me.  I need somewhere to hide.  Can I move in with any of you guys?
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Colonel Gaydafi

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Re: They tried to bribe me!
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2007, 07:58:48 AM »
Yeah you move in with me
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Masterchef

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Re: They tried to bribe me!
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2007, 08:28:10 AM »
You could move in with me, but I'm a federal agent whose job it is to find and kill Flat Earthers.
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Re: They tried to bribe me!
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2007, 09:10:42 AM »
Quote from: The Government Is Lying on May 09, 2007, 07:57:40 AM
A government agent came up to me yesterday and offered me a million dollars to turn RE on this site.  I agreed, but there is no way I will quit my fundamentalist belief that the Earth is flat.

The conspiracy is trying to kill me.  I need somewhere to hide.  Can I move in with any of you guys?

Absolutely. Meet me at kilometer 255 on the 5 in Mexico and drive something with a large trunk.
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Saddam Hussein

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Re: They tried to bribe me!
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2007, 12:37:46 PM »
Quote from: GeneralGayhand on May 09, 2007, 07:58:48 AM
Yeah you move in with me

Thank you.  Remember, no one must ever know.
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Colonel Gaydafi

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Re: They tried to bribe me!
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2007, 12:44:58 PM »
Too late. I just rang up everyone I know, including NASA (we're on first name terms) and told them all you're coming to live with me
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?
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Saddam Hussein

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Re: They tried to bribe me!
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2007, 12:51:09 PM »
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
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Colonel Gaydafi

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Re: They tried to bribe me!
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2007, 12:51:46 PM »
Sorry...you should have said something sooner
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?
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Jamesblonde

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Re: They tried to bribe me!
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2007, 10:40:38 PM »
The government stole all my cheese you know.
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