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Where do you think Tom Bishop lives?

In a NASA base-because he's a member of the conspiracy
In the White House-because he's George W. Bush
In a cave-because he's Osama bin Laden
In our imaginations-because he's Barney the Dinosaur
With Vauxy-because the two are in an intimate relationship
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Saddam Hussein

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Tom Bishop
« on: May 07, 2007, 11:59:58 AM »
Well?
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Agent_0042

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Re: Tom Bishop
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2007, 04:41:06 PM »
He can't be with the conspiracy, because they have a limited tolerance for BS and would kick him out.

He can't be Osama, because the bandwith in your average cave isn't large enough to handle the sheer volume of BS he posts.

He can't be in our imaginations, because a mortal mind couldn't cope with all of the BS that would be floating around his/her head.

He can't be with Vauxy, because he already has an intimate (online) relationship with myself. No BS.

Therefore, with my totally zetetic reasoning, I conclude that Tom Bishop is GWB. More specifically, the immortal alien mind who is impersonating our beloved US President.
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Mr. Ireland

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Re: Tom Bishop
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2007, 04:46:36 PM »
I think he lives in his imagination.
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Agent_0042

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Re: Tom Bishop
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2007, 05:56:20 PM »
You're kidding, right? Bishop doesn't have his own imagination. That's why he relies on Sammy.
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Mr. Ireland

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Re: Tom Bishop
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2007, 06:03:39 PM »
He would have to have an imagination to come up with the shit he does.
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Game_Guru777

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Re: Tom Bishop
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2007, 06:48:24 PM »
I didn't see a vote for it... but I'm just gonna come out and say it... I think he is a goat...
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Agent_0042

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Re: Tom Bishop
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2007, 07:22:29 PM »
Quote from: Game_Guru777 on May 09, 2007, 06:48:24 PM
I didn't see a vote for it... but I'm just gonna come out and say it... I think he is a goat...
Then you're looking for the "G. W. Bush" vote.
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Jamesblonde

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Re: Tom Bishop
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2007, 11:26:16 PM »
I bet the CIA rigs this vote for George too.
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Re: Tom Bishop
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2007, 12:23:42 PM »
You guys realise that he's just a troll, and the fact that you've fallen for his act demonstrates your lack of intelligence far more than it demonstrates his.

You have to be a smarter person to trick people than to believe them.
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Re: Tom Bishop
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2007, 03:31:18 PM »
Quote from: beast on May 11, 2007, 12:23:42 PM
You guys realise that he's just a troll, and the fact that you've fallen for his act demonstrates your lack of intelligence far more than it demonstrates his.

You have to be a smarter person to trick people than to believe them.

Not always. Read site title. Slit wrist.
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My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.
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Saddam Hussein

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Re: Tom Bishop
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2007, 06:29:47 PM »
I am not a troll.  I am a dedicated FE'er.
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