What if...

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What if...
« on: April 28, 2007, 02:57:55 AM »
Here's a question for the FE'rs.

If someone took you up in a HUGE hot air balloon, and have you an oxygen mask etc. and then you got high enough to see the earth is not flat, would you believe in the round earth? And the whole time no one drugs you, and it's not a simulation.

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Re: What if...
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2007, 03:00:17 AM »
The oxygen has obviously been spiked
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« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2007, 03:06:15 AM »
Hmmm...well, let me rephrase. It is pure, unspiked O2 - no impurities present (you brought it yourself) and your mask only lets in O2. So then come on FEr's, would you believe in the RE?
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« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2007, 03:11:48 AM »
Well speaking for FE'ers across the globe then yes they would believe. Without drugs to alter your perceptions, and being high up enough to see the curvature and no fish eye lens windows, then they would have to believe. They're not that stupid.
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« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2007, 03:15:45 AM »
If only they could do it then.
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« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2007, 04:15:43 AM »
I think they would need a full pressure suit also.  Then Tom would just say that the face plate on his suit was causing an optical illusion.

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Re: What if...
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2007, 08:43:59 AM »
I would probably believe it if I believed an air baloon could safely bring me high enough to see the curvature of the earth.
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« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2007, 08:49:16 AM »
You'd find out if it could safely do it once you get up there or die in the process
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« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2007, 09:12:33 AM »
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I would probably believe it if I believed an air baloon could safely bring me high enough to see the curvature of the earth.

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"1961, US Navy Officers Victor A. Prather, Jr and Malcolm Ross rose from a zero-pressure balloon at an altitude of 113,739.9 feet."

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"May 4, 1961, M.D. Ross and V.C. Prather rose at the world record of 113,740 feet."

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"The zero-pressure balloon is capable of reaching an altitude of 140,000 feet."

You can get there.

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Re: What if...
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2007, 09:14:37 AM »
Fish eye lense illusion. Your eyes are fish eyes, for you are a fish. Thus, the earth is flat.
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Re: What if...
« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2007, 09:17:43 AM »
But I got human eyes!

And way to go Angelflesh
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« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2007, 09:28:17 AM »
Thank you.

Even if an FE'r got up there i wouldn't be surprised if another optical illusion or conspiratorial explanation was developed. But i'll give them the benefit of the doubt.

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Re: What if...
« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2007, 09:32:58 AM »
Yeah possibly...they are sneaky bastards those FE'ers

Why do you write in smaller writing?
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« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2007, 09:41:24 AM »
I guess i don't like the way the font looks when it's larger.

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Re: What if...
« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2007, 09:43:12 AM »
As I said, I would believe it, if it were safe and it showed that it was round.  But it wouldn't.


Why wouldn't I?
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« Reply #15 on: April 28, 2007, 09:44:12 AM »
Fair enough. Though when I see if it makes me think you're whispering then I wonder the hell you'd be whispering on a forum, then I wonder why the hell am I even thinking about that. Oh well..

What do you mean it wouldn't Username? Whoever the hell you are...
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« Reply #16 on: April 28, 2007, 09:53:18 AM »
Fair enough. Though when I see if it makes me think you're whispering then I wonder the hell you'd be whispering on a forum, then I wonder why the hell am I even thinking about that. Oh well..

What do you mean it wouldn't Username? Whoever the hell you are...

It wouldn't show the earth is round.  It would show it flat, like it is.
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Re: What if...
« Reply #17 on: April 28, 2007, 09:57:01 AM »
Can't you just think hypothetically here?!
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Re: What if...
« Reply #18 on: April 28, 2007, 10:00:23 AM »
Can't you just think hypothetically here?!
I did, and I said if it did show that, I would believe it.

I don't understand your problem?
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Re: What if...
« Reply #19 on: April 28, 2007, 10:02:12 AM »
Sorry I got confused, forget what I said.
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Re: What if...
« Reply #20 on: April 28, 2007, 01:11:04 PM »
I am Tom Bishop.
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« Reply #21 on: April 28, 2007, 02:12:23 PM »
Fuck off
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Re: What if...
« Reply #22 on: April 28, 2007, 02:29:19 PM »
Is it because you're a man?
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« Reply #23 on: April 28, 2007, 02:32:21 PM »
Don't start that again or I'll spam your inbox
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Re: What if...
« Reply #24 on: April 28, 2007, 02:35:41 PM »
Spam me up, Snotty. By the way, did anyone see that? The actor who played Scottys ashes were blasted into space.
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« Reply #25 on: April 28, 2007, 02:43:27 PM »
They were? Wait, he's dead?
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Re: What if...
« Reply #26 on: April 28, 2007, 02:45:35 PM »
No, they cremated him alive, then blasted him into space without oxygen. If he wasn't before, he damn well is now!
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