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The Flat Earth Society office building

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bullhorn

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« on: March 06, 2006, 08:24:31 PM »
I was wondering what you guys would think about an actuall brick and morter office. If I were to fund it would their be anyone who would come.
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6strings

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« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2006, 08:45:40 PM »
Oh.  My.  God.  Yes bullhorn, I would come.  Hell, I'll work for you if you fund an actual building.
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« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2006, 09:26:44 PM »
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If I were to fund it


Are you rich or something?

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brick and morter office


I say make it out of toothpicks and superglue... but that's just me  :D
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« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2006, 10:56:36 PM »
I recommend hay, it's cheap and pretty odor absorbent, plus it burns a pretty color.

Will we have satellite TV?
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« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2006, 11:18:35 PM »
can i be the cleaner  :lol:
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Erasmus

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« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2006, 01:20:18 AM »
Sure man, I'm there.  Where's it gonna be?  If it's out of my way, I'm willing to stop by for something from the Coke machine.  You'll have vending machines, right?

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Believer

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« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2006, 01:26:06 AM »
and a pool table...

 :P
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« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2006, 01:41:58 AM »
I think the constructing it out of tooth picks and superglue is a fine idea. After all it's only logical that any building dedicated to the flat earth society can hold together about as well as the flat earth theory itself.
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latearthers. The universes way of telling us, "No matter what you do to think your stupid, theres always sombody stupider then you"
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ForkedTongue

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« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2006, 09:01:33 AM »
Oh man let me do the foundation!!!  (pretty easy to level ground when the earth is flat I wont even need scales  :wink: )
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bullhorn

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« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2006, 02:06:59 PM »
It will have a bar and a pool table and vending machines, I am just saying that their needs to be an actuall building, I am willing to fund it, I will have to take small donations for the alcohol though. Anyways I just threw it out there, if it has enough support I will put something together :)
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Dr_Bill

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« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2006, 02:36:05 PM »
...... Flat Earth Society Office Building Suggestion .........

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Note: Structure should look flat, ..... and have four corners.
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Pesto

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« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2006, 02:50:47 PM »
Where will it be located?
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nd that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.
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« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2006, 06:21:48 PM »
Why don't you make it the shape of the flat Earth, you know, a rectangular prism, that'd be one freaky looking build.

Oh, and then you should probably attach magic god rockets to the bottom to propel it infinitely upwards at 9.8 ms^2; so you can get a glance of the roundness of the earth before you crash into the Sun.
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mikolaj_koppernigk=cojon

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« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2006, 05:10:01 PM »
I'd join that club.  Sounds cool.  Hehe.  Bar and all.  Just get on with it!
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ts obvious isn't it.  No one can prove a damn thing.  Especially in this of all possible worlds. LOL
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« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2006, 11:10:40 PM »
Quote from: "mikolaj_koppernigk=cojon"
I'd join that club.


A nightclub!  That's a terrific idea for a nightclub!  It'd be a cylindrical building, or maybe a dome.  The rotating sun, moon, planets, and stars would be great lighting.  Each continent would have have some representative bars and drinks.  A circular (rotating?) dance floor is in the middle - "North Pole" ... with pole dancers... okay that may be a bit too sleazy.  A great slogan would be "The Earth may be flat, but our bartenders aren't!" :)

Also, the money from the nightclub can fund whatever society...  Have a secret VIP meeting room over the north pole that looks out over the whole club.  You gotta admit: it's a great gimmick.

Forgive my ramblings.  I'm a bit intoxicated right now.
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Cinlef

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« Reply #15 on: March 11, 2006, 08:59:14 AM »
I would definatly make the trip to an actual building since the prospect of meeting the forum regulars intrigues me to no end. tWo questions however.
1)bullhorn props for being willing to build an office building out of your won pocket but it begs the question just how much money do you have????
2)If you have that much money shouldn't we fund an icewall finding expedition before building a clubhouse?
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joffenz

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« Reply #16 on: March 11, 2006, 09:23:54 AM »
Bullhorn, you know it is expensive to set up a building, especially one which is not likely to be generating much income.

If you do actually set it up I would gladly come as long as you can prove that the building is not a government conspiracy.
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Cinlef

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« Reply #17 on: March 11, 2006, 09:25:33 AM »
Your right how do the FE's know it isn't a trap to lure them to there deaths???? And also me a RE whose identity was mistaken???
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GoD!

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« Reply #18 on: March 11, 2006, 09:33:51 AM »
cinlef is right, even though i would not be attending this building nor would i be invited it still does sound a little suspicious!


also about the multiple accounts i would like to say that handy ghandi is my only account except from GoD! and for " WINSTON_ANORAK" he made his account on the 8th of october 2005, but i got my laptop on 25/12/2005.
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Believer

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« Reply #19 on: March 11, 2006, 01:24:16 PM »
edit: forgot to quote what i wanted to ...
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6strings

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« Reply #20 on: March 11, 2006, 02:55:25 PM »
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and for " WINSTON_ANORAK" he made his account on the 8th of october 2005, but i got my laptop on 25/12/2005 so that proves i didnt make

Yes, it's a good thing this website is only magically accessible by laptop computers.

Besides, on a website so full of conspiracists, you expect them to take you at your word on the date you got your laptop...which still proves nothing?
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GoD!

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« Reply #21 on: March 11, 2006, 03:05:24 PM »
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Yes, it's a good thing this website is only magically accessible by laptop computers.


when did i say only laptops can access this site, also it may prove nothing but ive never heard of an account named winston _anorak!
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