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Re: Hot Hot Sex
« Reply #30 on: June 03, 2007, 08:52:34 PM »
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... no.  She's a law student, though.

Are law students particularly easy?
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Re: Hot Hot Sex
« Reply #31 on: June 03, 2007, 08:57:20 PM »
Oh, that bitch!   I tried to call her a couple times but her phone was always off and voice mail full.

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Re: Hot Hot Sex
« Reply #32 on: June 03, 2007, 09:00:10 PM »
Don't worry about it, it's probably just your face, body and personality that put her off. Don't take it personally.
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Re: Hot Hot Sex
« Reply #33 on: June 03, 2007, 09:52:23 PM »
Don't forget his smell....  :-X

I came in here to see if Marie was offering. I see she's not  :'(

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Re: Hot Hot Sex
« Reply #34 on: June 03, 2007, 09:53:55 PM »
Lies.

  My face is what drew her in.  And my affable personality.  I'm actually surprised she didn't throw her panties at me with first eye contact.

Re: Hot Hot Sex
« Reply #35 on: June 03, 2007, 10:12:05 PM »
It's always sad when they don't, even when you pay them $$$ to do it. Don't worry, I'm sure there's other hook-, I mean lawyers around.  ;)

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Re: Hot Hot Sex
« Reply #36 on: June 03, 2007, 10:59:32 PM »
Women often throw their panties at me when I look at them. It's a gift and a curse...*sigh*

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Re: Hot Hot Sex
« Reply #37 on: June 03, 2007, 11:03:06 PM »
I can imagine. It'd be even better if there was something in them, correct? :P

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Re: Hot Hot Sex
« Reply #38 on: June 03, 2007, 11:05:25 PM »
How did I know Gayer made this thread before clicking on it?
Our existentialist, relativist, nihilist, determinist, fascist, eugenicist moderator hath returned.
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Re: Hot Hot Sex
« Reply #39 on: June 04, 2007, 01:48:06 AM »
...yes, see, I only clicked this thread to, erm, make sure there was nothing inappropriate in it. Because if there was, um, I'd delete it because I am a moderator...

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Re: Hot Hot Sex
« Reply #40 on: June 04, 2007, 02:13:54 AM »
This thread was great, you're all peverts but I love you all the same ;D
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Re: Hot Hot Sex
« Reply #41 on: June 04, 2007, 02:15:10 AM »
This thread was great, you're all peverts but I love you all the same ;D

I know i am.

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Re: Hot Hot Sex
« Reply #42 on: June 04, 2007, 02:17:01 AM »
Me too
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Re: Hot Hot Sex
« Reply #43 on: June 04, 2007, 02:19:32 AM »
and you probably knew it from the start.

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Re: Hot Hot Sex
« Reply #44 on: June 04, 2007, 02:31:43 AM »
Aye
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Re: Hot Hot Sex
« Reply #45 on: June 04, 2007, 03:20:30 AM »
How did I know Gayer made this thread before clicking on it?

Because there's a little thing over on the side that says "Author" who tells you who made it...? That'd be my guess...


I can imagine. It'd be even better if there was something in them, correct? :P

...Your drift was not caught.

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Re: Hot Hot Sex
« Reply #46 on: June 04, 2007, 03:32:38 AM »
I make the best threads. I should get an award for that.
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Re: Hot Hot Sex
« Reply #47 on: June 04, 2007, 03:37:02 AM »
*gives medal*

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Re: Hot Hot Sex
« Reply #48 on: June 04, 2007, 03:41:15 AM »
I don't want your shit medals
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Re: Hot Hot Sex
« Reply #49 on: June 04, 2007, 03:42:29 AM »
They're made of the finest gold-painted plastic. Guaranteed not to wear off for 6 months or your money back.

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Re: Hot Hot Sex
« Reply #50 on: June 04, 2007, 03:49:35 AM »
I want a real medal :(
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Re: Hot Hot Sex
« Reply #51 on: June 04, 2007, 03:53:23 AM »
But I already gave them to all the important people.

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Re: Hot Hot Sex
« Reply #52 on: June 04, 2007, 04:00:15 AM »
Like who?
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Re: Hot Hot Sex
« Reply #53 on: June 04, 2007, 04:01:25 AM »
Important people I know!

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Re: Hot Hot Sex
« Reply #54 on: June 04, 2007, 04:12:18 AM »
Your mum?
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Re: Hot Hot Sex
« Reply #55 on: June 04, 2007, 04:14:06 AM »
Yeash but she got a medal years ago for putting up with me.

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Re: Hot Hot Sex
« Reply #56 on: June 04, 2007, 04:15:02 AM »
I think she deserves another one
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Re: Hot Hot Sex
« Reply #57 on: June 04, 2007, 04:19:34 AM »
Yeah me too but I got none left.

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Re: Hot Hot Sex
« Reply #58 on: June 04, 2007, 04:20:28 AM »
You deserve a smack upside the head
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Re: Hot Hot Sex
« Reply #59 on: June 04, 2007, 04:21:08 AM »
Yeah but what can ya do?