Name: Bubba Gumption
Profession: Party Clown (retired)
Location: Anywhere kids are left unattended
Age: Old enough to die with dignity
Religion: The Great Gatsby
Sexual Preference: SEE LOCATION
Baseline:
Disenfranchised with his upbringing, Bubba G. is obsessed with projection of his fantasy that people love him, onto his comedy routine. He dons his clown attire to hide his hated community status, to present to the world a smiling, oblivious, idiot savant who humors the unsuspecting with cream pies, balloon animals, and fart sounds.
Unable to admit he is in fact Bushido, moonlighting to hide his secret gay lifestyle from his parents, who although in a nursing home would disown his ass, thus rendering his ability to afford internet access moot, resulting in his disappearance from the boards, Fecals lives in a make believe world of "innuendo and fart jokes".
Bottom Line:
Snails have more purpose.