So now involved in the conspiracy are biologists, ecologists, arctic researchers, and any person involved in the creation and maintenance of a zoo and/or ecological preserve.*
*This is in addition to all military personnel, terrorists, Heads of State, politicians, bureaucratic officials, private and commercial pilots, air traffic controllers, lensmakers, mirror-makers, shadow-object-makers, photographers, explorers, climatologists, astronomers, geographers, geologists, sailors, physicists, astro/cosmonauts, oceanographers, technicians, rocket scientists, roboticists, historians, National Geographic, the Catholic Church, "Australians", everyone else in the Southern hemisphere, and probably liberals too. Anyone but Hillary, 2008!
