Poll

So how many people here really think the earth is flat.Please, be honest:

I don't believe it's flat. I KNOW IT
5 (14.3%)
It's round, round, round, where were you the last thousand years?
23 (65.7%)
I like pie and don't care about Earths shape.I hope it is a pie!!!
7 (20%)

Total Members Voted: 31

FE vs RE

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FE vs RE
« on: April 01, 2007, 02:51:50 PM »
So?
RE= REALITY

FE= FAKE

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William Flatner

Re: FE vs RE
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2007, 03:01:51 PM »
The Earth is pie shaped.

Re: FE vs RE
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2007, 03:15:20 PM »
Congratulations, thats a genius conclusion, now all you have to do is make a pie model earth, an old egyptian pie recipe mentioning it resembles earth in some way prooving they knew about the world being a pie and a book about a pie shaped world and there you go, you'll have a bunch of followers who believe in the great government pie conspiracy and worship you because they are enlightened now(sounds fammiliar?)

It's funny but at this moment the pie theory has more followers than the flat world one according to the poll
« Last Edit: April 01, 2007, 03:17:40 PM by leclerc »
RE= REALITY

FE= FAKE

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Nicolae Carpathia

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Re: FE vs RE
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2007, 03:43:16 PM »
Why Pie? Why wouldn't it be cake? Or better yet, a huge breast!!!  :D

So many questions, no logical answers.

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Miss M.

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Re: FE vs RE
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2007, 03:55:30 PM »
Why Pie? Why wouldn't it be cake? Or better yet, a huge breast!!!  :D
Jorden has plenty to spare. :P

I declare it to be hairdryer shaped. It is able to blow hot and cold winds afterall!
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Midnight

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Re: FE vs RE
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2007, 04:03:50 PM »
The earth is a polymorphic stealth planet. It changes shape based on mood swings. Humanity would put it in the "I have the monthly runs, and you better leave me the fuck alone" shape.
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

Re: FE vs RE
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2007, 04:49:23 PM »
The earth is a polymorphic stealth planet. It changes shape based on mood swings. Humanity would put it in the "I have the monthly runs, and you better leave me the fuck alone" shape.

What about menopause?

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Midnight

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Re: FE vs RE
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2007, 05:26:15 PM »
That would explain John Kerry.
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

Re: FE vs RE
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2007, 05:25:39 AM »
Oh I forgot to mention that the government bribed all the bakers to keep queit about the Earth (pie) shape.

Btw. RE is at moment leading with 7 from 10 total votes(thats 70%), 2nd place is pie Earth(20%), and last is flat(1 vote, 10%)
« Last Edit: April 02, 2007, 11:16:18 AM by leclerc »
RE= REALITY

FE= FAKE

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Nicolae Carpathia

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Re: FE vs RE
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2007, 05:31:31 AM »
More people believe that the Earth is pie shape than those that believe that it is Flat. ;D

So many questions, no logical answers.

Re: FE vs RE
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2007, 06:37:24 AM »
Earth is round like a balloon. Fecals likes balloons.
I tried to commit suicide by crucifying myself, but I couldnt figure out how to get the last nail in.

Re: FE vs RE
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2007, 07:49:12 AM »
Oh I forgot to mention that the government bribed all the bakers to keep queit about the Earth shape.

Btw. RE is at moment leading with 7 from 10 total votes(thats 70%), 2nd place is pie Earth(20%), and last is flat(1 vote, 10%)

Why the bakers?

Re: FE vs RE
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2007, 11:16:02 AM »
Oh I forgot to mention that the government bribed all the bakers to keep queit about the Earth (pie) shape.

Btw. RE is at moment leading with 7 from 10 total votes(thats 70%), 2nd place is pie Earth(20%), and last is flat(1 vote, 10%)

Why the bakers?

Umm well a pie is a baked food, with a baked shell.Bakers bake pies.And I was refering to the pie Earth shape, which is now tied with the flat earth at 3 votes each
« Last Edit: April 04, 2007, 07:27:27 AM by leclerc »
RE= REALITY

FE= FAKE

Re: FE vs RE
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2007, 12:16:47 PM »
The Earth is pie shaped.
no the earth is flat
STOP BEING STUPID THE EARTH IS FLAT

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HellboundGreaser

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Re: FE vs RE
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2007, 12:27:58 PM »
Your argument that earth is flat is flat.
Darling facist bully boy, give me some more you bastard, may seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman.

Re: FE vs RE
« Reply #15 on: April 02, 2007, 03:15:34 PM »
You guys are so dumb, It is so the shape of a great dane with nine pigeons on it's back.

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cmdshft

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Re: FE vs RE
« Reply #16 on: April 02, 2007, 03:17:55 PM »
You guys are so dumb, It is so the shape of a great dane with nine pigeons on it's back.

gtfo furfag

Re: FE vs RE
« Reply #17 on: April 03, 2007, 11:43:07 AM »
5 people actually really believe in a flat earth  :o.

Then again, 3 really believe in the pie Earth  ;D
RE= REALITY

FE= FAKE

Re: FE vs RE
« Reply #18 on: April 03, 2007, 02:00:26 PM »
You guys are so dumb, It is so the shape of a great dane with nine pigeons on it's back.

gtfo furfag
You're a terrible /b/tard. Seriously.
« Last Edit: April 03, 2007, 09:38:11 PM by Flat Earth Master Mint »

Re: FE vs RE
« Reply #19 on: April 03, 2007, 02:37:05 PM »
Oh I forgot to mention that the government bribed all the bakers to keep queit about the Earth (pie) shape.

Btw. RE is at moment leading with 7 from 10 total votes(thats 70%), 2nd place is pie Earth(20%), and last is flat(1 vote, 10%)

Why the bakers?

Umm well a pie is a baked food, with a baked shell.Bakers bake pies.And I was refering to the pie Earth shape, which is no tied with the flat earth at 3 votes each

Haha.  Those rich bakers...

Re: FE vs RE
« Reply #20 on: April 10, 2007, 01:39:19 PM »
Pie earth has same amount of votes as flat earth. Only shows how redicolous this forum actually is
RE= REALITY

FE= FAKE

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narcberry

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Re: FE vs RE
« Reply #21 on: April 10, 2007, 01:48:01 PM »
Popularity doesn't make you right.

Re: FE vs RE
« Reply #22 on: April 10, 2007, 02:29:57 PM »
Popularity doesn't make you right.

This is the only true thing you've ever said on this forum.
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narcberry

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Re: FE vs RE
« Reply #23 on: April 10, 2007, 02:35:54 PM »
Then this is the only post of mine you've read.

Re: FE vs RE
« Reply #24 on: April 10, 2007, 02:36:40 PM »
Then this is the only post of mine you've read.

See? You lied again.
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I predict Michale Crichton's next book will be based on the Flat Earth Society.

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narcberry

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Re: FE vs RE
« Reply #25 on: April 10, 2007, 02:44:31 PM »
So if I show you another post that is truth, you will go away?

Re: FE vs RE
« Reply #26 on: April 10, 2007, 02:52:05 PM »
So if I show you another post that is truth, you will go away?

Sure, I have to go study anyways... but I'll eventually be back. So, let's see this truthful post. You have to prove it's true, though.
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narcberry

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Re: FE vs RE
« Reply #27 on: April 10, 2007, 02:57:58 PM »
I think you dont work for NASA.

Of course I was speaking to someone else.

Re: FE vs RE
« Reply #28 on: April 10, 2007, 03:00:46 PM »
I think you dont work for NASA.

Of course I was speaking to someone else.

See? You lied again, we all know you don't think!
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I predict Michale Crichton's next book will be based on the Flat Earth Society.