Alternate Theory (This is serious, don't lock)

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Alternate Theory (This is serious, don't lock)
« on: March 28, 2007, 08:26:37 PM »
The theory is simple: there is no earth. Nobody has ever seen Earth, and therefore, nobody can claim it exists, we actually live on the back of a giant turtle, whose shell is covered in rocks and dirt and plants.

The Iroquois Creation Story:  In the Iroquois Creation Story we are told of a world that exists high above the world we know today. Life in Sky World was much like it is on earth. A woman came down from the sky one day. She landed on a turtle's back. This turtle came to be known as Teegeeack, and on the turtle's back, the sky woman founded civilization.

How much support does this theory have? Let's see:

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=11882.0

This poll shows that the majority of people in the world don't believe in earth.

Mathematical Proof:

1*0 = 0*0
therefore 1 = 0

There is 1 earth (supposedly), therefore there are actually 0 earths.

Pictures:

http://www.greatpeace.org/overview/pics/creation04.gif

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unclegravy

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Re: Alternate Theory (This is serious, don't lock)
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2007, 08:45:43 PM »
Boring and unoriginal.
Seriously, this stopped being funny since forever.

Now go take your meds.
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Re: Alternate Theory (This is serious, don't lock)
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2007, 09:01:30 PM »
The sky is unending, and therefore doesn't exist.
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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Re: Alternate Theory (This is serious, don't lock)
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2007, 09:04:00 PM »
Wow!  How unoriginal!   


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