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MrClaxton

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Explain This
« on: March 25, 2007, 05:48:51 PM »
why is every single plant but ours flat?
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Colonel Gaydafi

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Re: Explain This
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2007, 05:51:43 PM »
Those damn flat plants...
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narcberry

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Re: Explain This
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2007, 05:52:30 PM »
I would have to blame my neighbor's dog. He tramples all my plants at night.
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MrClaxton

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Re: Explain This
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2007, 05:59:41 PM »
I water 'em but theyre still dead  :-[
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Franc T., Planar

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Re: Explain This
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2007, 06:08:45 PM »
Quote from: MrClaxton on March 25, 2007, 05:48:51 PM
why is every single plant but ours flat?

Plants are not flat. They tend to grow upwards.
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Kasroa Is Gone

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Re: Explain This
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2007, 06:10:06 PM »
Water lillies are pretty flat. Well their leaves are anyway.
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Colonel Gaydafi

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Re: Explain This
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2007, 06:12:16 PM »
Quote from: MrClaxton on March 25, 2007, 05:59:41 PM
I water 'em but theyre still dead  :-[

Maybe you should stop sitting on them then
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MrClaxton

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Re: Explain This
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2007, 06:13:26 PM »
Ive been using my dog's fecies as a fertilizer, can you recommend a different fertilizer for me?
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Colonel Gaydafi

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Re: Explain This
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2007, 06:14:17 PM »
Your own
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MrClaxton

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Re: Explain This
« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2007, 06:15:55 PM »
Quote from: GeneralGayer on March 25, 2007, 06:14:17 PM
Your own

I thought that was an old wives tale
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Re: Explain This
« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2007, 06:16:22 PM »
Old wives tales hold some element of truth
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MrClaxton

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Re: Explain This
« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2007, 06:19:23 PM »
How come other ppl's plants are round tho?
I dont see them taking deuces in their gardens
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Kasroa Is Gone

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Re: Explain This
« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2007, 06:20:15 PM »
I shit in my garden daily.
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Re: Explain This
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2007, 06:20:57 PM »
Same here. I got rid of my toilet cos I dont need it anymore
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MrClaxton

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Re: Explain This
« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2007, 06:22:08 PM »
Quote from: kasroa on March 25, 2007, 06:20:15 PM
I shit in my garden daily.

but your garden is bad last time i saw it looked like this

http://home.rochester.rr.com/srinz/images/gardengone.JPG
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Kasroa Is Gone

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Re: Explain This
« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2007, 06:30:21 PM »
That is a beautiful garden
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qwerty1297

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Re: Explain This
« Reply #16 on: March 27, 2007, 07:13:32 PM »
doesnt he mean planets?
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Re: Explain This
« Reply #17 on: March 27, 2007, 11:08:08 PM »
Quote from: qwerty1297 on March 27, 2007, 07:13:32 PM
doesnt he mean planets?

They knew that, but rather than answer, they did what they do here  ::)
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Re: Explain This
« Reply #18 on: March 28, 2007, 12:48:23 AM »
Though, honestly, it WAS a pretty funny mistake.

Nevertheless, to answer the ACTUAL question:
Because they are.

~D-Draw
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Vauxhall the Vampire

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Re: Explain This
« Reply #19 on: March 28, 2007, 06:54:02 AM »
This is a perfect example of how one small typo can make you a laughing stock. Please use a spell checking add on or copy and paste your type into Microsoft Word or some other similar program.
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Tao of Pooh

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Re: Explain This
« Reply #20 on: March 28, 2007, 07:16:47 AM »
Or at least proof-read.
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qwerty1297

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Re: Explain This
« Reply #21 on: March 29, 2007, 07:01:49 PM »
Quote from: Robo Vauxhall on March 28, 2007, 06:54:02 AM
This is a perfect example of how one small typo can make you a laughing stock. Please use a spell checking add on or copy and paste your type into Microsoft Word or some other similar program.
he's not a laughing stock...
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Flat Earth Master Mint

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Re: Explain This
« Reply #22 on: March 29, 2007, 07:03:30 PM »
Quote from: Robo Vauxhall on March 28, 2007, 06:54:02 AM
This is a perfect example of how one small typo can make you a laughing stock. Please use a spell checking add on or copy and paste your type into Microsoft Word or some other similar program.
Hi, Robo-Ky.
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frybaby

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Re: Explain This
« Reply #23 on: March 31, 2007, 12:25:54 PM »
Quote from: DiegoDraw on March 28, 2007, 12:48:23 AM
Though, honestly, it WAS a pretty funny mistake.

Nevertheless, to answer the ACTUAL question:
Because they are.

~D-Draw

once again i have to reply to YOUR post.

just because?
thats no reason.
Why are you stupid?
just because
Why is the earth flat?
just because
Why does the government want to hide the earth being flat?
just because

the same for RE'ers...
why is the FE theory wrong?
just because

it doesnt work.  you have to back up your posts.
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Mr. Ireland

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Re: Explain This
« Reply #24 on: March 31, 2007, 02:31:07 PM »
Quote from: frybaby on March 31, 2007, 12:25:54 PM
Quote from: DiegoDraw on March 28, 2007, 12:48:23 AM
Though, honestly, it WAS a pretty funny mistake.

Nevertheless, to answer the ACTUAL question:
Because they are.

~D-Draw

once again i have to reply to YOUR post.

just because?
thats no reason.
Why are you stupid?
just because
Why is the earth flat?
just because
Why does the government want to hide the earth being flat?
just because

the same for RE'ers...
why is the FE theory wrong?
just because

it doesnt work.  you have to back up your posts.

Because it isn't true.  I thought even you could get that one.
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rginer

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Re: Explain This
« Reply #25 on: March 31, 2007, 06:55:38 PM »
Quote from: Robo Vauxhall on March 28, 2007, 06:54:02 AM
This is a perfect example of how one small typo can make you a laughing stock. Please use a spell checking add on or copy and paste your type into Microsoft Word or some other similar program.

His sentence was "why is every single plant but ours flat?" Now please explain to the world how a spell checker would catch his typo?! Or does Microsoft have something against flat plants?... ::)
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Mr. Ireland

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Re: Explain This
« Reply #26 on: April 01, 2007, 06:59:42 AM »
Quote from: rginer on March 31, 2007, 06:55:38 PM
Quote from: Robo Vauxhall on March 28, 2007, 06:54:02 AM
This is a perfect example of how one small typo can make you a laughing stock. Please use a spell checking add on or copy and paste your type into Microsoft Word or some other similar program.

His sentence was "why is every single plant but ours flat?" Now please explain to the world how a spell checker would catch his typo?! Or does Microsoft have something against flat plants?... ::)

If he's going to take the time to put it into Microsoft word or a spell checker, then I'm sure he'll read his 1 line question over again.  He didn't say the spell check would catch it, he just said to do it.
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frybaby

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Re: Explain This
« Reply #27 on: April 01, 2007, 07:01:18 AM »
Quote from: EIRD on March 31, 2007, 02:31:07 PM
Quote from: frybaby on March 31, 2007, 12:25:54 PM
Quote from: DiegoDraw on March 28, 2007, 12:48:23 AM
Though, honestly, it WAS a pretty funny mistake.

Nevertheless, to answer the ACTUAL question:
Because they are.

~D-Draw

once again i have to reply to YOUR post.

just because?
thats no reason.
Why are you stupid?
just because
Why is the earth flat?
just because
Why does the government want to hide the earth being flat?
just because

the same for RE'ers...
why is the FE theory wrong?
just because

it doesnt work.  you have to back up your posts.

Because it isn't true.  I thought even you could get that one.

yeah i knew that :)
i just wanted to make a point.
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Quote from: Tom Bishop on March 19, 2007, 10:08:24 AM

Rarely will you find a self-employed scientist.

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Mr. Ireland

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Re: Explain This
« Reply #28 on: April 01, 2007, 07:13:48 AM »
Quote from: frybaby on April 01, 2007, 07:01:18 AM
Quote from: EIRD on March 31, 2007, 02:31:07 PM
Quote from: frybaby on March 31, 2007, 12:25:54 PM
Quote from: DiegoDraw on March 28, 2007, 12:48:23 AM
Though, honestly, it WAS a pretty funny mistake.

Nevertheless, to answer the ACTUAL question:
Because they are.

~D-Draw

once again i have to reply to YOUR post.

just because?
thats no reason.
Why are you stupid?
just because
Why is the earth flat?
just because
Why does the government want to hide the earth being flat?
just because

the same for RE'ers...
why is the FE theory wrong?
just because

it doesnt work.  you have to back up your posts.

Because it isn't true.  I thought even you could get that one.

yeah i knew that :)
i just wanted to make a point.

Well congrats.  Points don't get made here.
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EvilToothpaste

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Re: Explain This
« Reply #29 on: April 01, 2007, 12:34:24 PM »
Quote from: Robo Vauxhall on March 28, 2007, 06:54:02 AM
This is a perfect example of how one small typo can make you a laughing stock. Please use a spell checking add on or copy and paste your type into Microsoft Word or some other similar program.

Vixen! 

Why does everyone think the Earth is a planet? 
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