What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...

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Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #30 on: March 25, 2007, 08:06:12 AM »
was lying in my bed, thinking 'bout the world
And it seemed to me it was wrong, so wrong
Nasa told me it was round and they seemed to be right
but all I could think of was the pizza from last night

(CHORUS)

Oh the world is flat like a pizza
flatty flatty pizza flat pizza
Yeah, one big flat flying blue and green pizza
and everybody who says otherwise is a sociopath


I watched the moon landings, but I couldn't believe
The astronauts, they lied man!, They lied for the money
I went to the window to see what I could see
And you know what, brothers, the world looked flat to me

Oh the world is flat like a pizza
flatty flatty pizza flat pizza
Yeah, one big flat flying blue and green pizza
and everybody who says otherwise is a sociopath

Make a tune for it NOW.;)
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Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #31 on: March 25, 2007, 08:07:54 AM »
I'll come up with a tune for it. It'll give me something to entertain myself tonight
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Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #32 on: March 25, 2007, 10:47:35 AM »
hmm...If I had the software we used in Music last year, that would be cool. Does anyone own or can access a copy of Cubasis?
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Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #33 on: March 25, 2007, 12:21:23 PM »
Nope
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Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #34 on: March 25, 2007, 04:18:41 PM »
I was lying in my bed, thinking 'bout the world
And it seemed to me it was wrong, so wrong
Nasa told me it was round and they seemed to be right
but all I could think of was the pizza from last night

(CHORUS)

Oh the world is flat like a pizza
flatty flatty pizza flat pizza
Yeah, one big flat flying blue and green pizza
and everybody who says otherwise is a sociopath


I watched the moon landings, but I couldn't believe
The astronauts, they lied man!, They lied for the money
I went to the window to see what I could see
And you know what, brothers, the world looked flat to me

Oh the world is flat like a pizza
flatty flatty pizza flat pizza
Yeah, one big flat flying blue and green pizza
and everybody who says otherwise is a sociopath

Come on everybody, sing with me!

People of the world, white or black
Shake my hand and admit the world is flat
The equations are there, do the math
but avoid Finland, home of the sociopath

Everybody *clap*
White or black *clap*
Admit the truth *clap*
The world is flat *clap*

Everybody *clap*
White or black *clap*
Admit the truth *clap*
The world is flat *clap*


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Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #35 on: March 25, 2007, 04:19:57 PM »
I see one glaring problem with that song...
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Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #36 on: March 25, 2007, 04:25:40 PM »
Yeah I know, but I had to use the American spelling of math to make it rhyme

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Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #37 on: March 25, 2007, 04:27:44 PM »
Thats not what I meant  >:(
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #38 on: March 25, 2007, 04:30:22 PM »
Hmm nothing wrong with it as far as I can see...

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Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #39 on: March 25, 2007, 04:33:16 PM »
I hate you both
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #40 on: March 25, 2007, 04:34:23 PM »
Some good travel advice there too.

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Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #41 on: March 25, 2007, 04:37:16 PM »
Racists
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Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #42 on: January 08, 2008, 05:02:51 PM »
I think time has proven me right about Finland

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Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #43 on: January 08, 2008, 05:03:52 PM »
I think it hasn't
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?