I was lying in my bed, thinking 'bout the world
And it seemed to me it was wrong, so wrong
Nasa told me it was round and they seemed to be right
but all I could think of was the pizza from last night
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Oh the world is flat like a pizza
flatty flatty pizza flat pizza
Yeah, one big flat flying blue and green pizza
and everybody who says otherwise is a sociopath
I watched the moon landings, but I couldn't believe
The astronauts, they lied man!, They lied for the money
I went to the window to see what I could see
And you know what, brothers, the world looked flat to me
Oh the world is flat like a pizza
flatty flatty pizza flat pizza
Yeah, one big flat flying blue and green pizza
and everybody who says otherwise is a sociopath
Come on everybody, sing with me!
People of the world, white or black
Shake my hand and admit the world is flat
The equations are there, do the math
but avoid Finland, home of the sociopath
Everybody *clap*
White or black *clap*
Admit the truth *clap*
The world is flat *clap*
Everybody *clap*
White or black *clap*
Admit the truth *clap*
The world is flat *clap*