What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...

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What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« on: March 24, 2007, 02:34:39 PM »
Let's write one!

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Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2007, 02:38:19 PM »
I'll write one

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Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2007, 02:43:02 PM »
What rhymes with shit?

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« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2007, 02:44:18 PM »
I would but I'm too tired tonight.

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Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2007, 02:44:27 PM »
Why don't you go copy Monty Python and whack your heads with planks of wood after every sentence?

Ezekiel 25:17. Remember that.

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Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2007, 02:55:26 PM »
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2007, 02:57:20 PM »
The earth is flat, wooahhh -ooahhhh
As flat as a pizza, woooahhh-oooahh

Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2007, 03:00:30 PM »
I think this is pretty suitable.

I closed my eyes, drew back the curtain
To see for certain what I thought I knew
Far far away, someone was weeping
But the world was sleeping
Any dream will do


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Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2007, 03:02:51 PM »
I think this is pretty suitable.

I closed my eyes, drew back the curtain
To see for certain what I thought I knew
Far far away, someone was weeping
But the world was sleeping
Any dream will do



Very suitable
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2007, 03:05:03 PM »
It's from the play "Joseph and his technicolour crackpot theory".

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Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2007, 03:06:22 PM »
I dont remember that title...
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Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2007, 03:16:08 PM »
I was lying in my bed, thinking 'bout the world
And it seemed to me it was wrong, so wrong
Nasa told me it was round and they seemed to be right
but all I could think of was the pizza from last night

(CHORUS)

Oh the world is flat like a pizza
flatty flatty pizza flat pizza
Yeah, one big flat flying blue and green pizza
and everybody who says otherwise is a sociopath

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Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2007, 03:17:47 PM »
SOCIOPATH. All you can do is sing songs and spread nonsense. We know you don't really believe in this shit.
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Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2007, 03:18:01 PM »
I was lying in my bed, thinking 'bout the world
And it seemed to me it was wrong, so wrong
Nasa told me it was round and they seemed to be right
but all I could think of was the pizza from last night

(CHORUS)

Oh the world is flat like a pizza
flatty flatty pizza flat pizza
Yeah, one big flat flying blue and green pizza
and everybody who says otherwise is a sociopath

BRILLIANT!
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2007, 03:19:52 PM »
SOCIOPATH. All you can do is sing songs and spread nonsense. We know you don't really believe in this shit.

ALL you can do is sing songs??? I'll have you know that it's a quite difficult skill, singing songs.

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Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2007, 03:22:03 PM »
Are you actually singing them though? Cos all we know is that you're typing them
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Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2007, 03:22:34 PM »
No, I'm not singing them  :-[

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Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2007, 03:23:08 PM »
Is it weird that I am?
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Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2007, 03:23:36 PM »
yeah, you don't have the voice for it

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Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #19 on: March 24, 2007, 03:25:20 PM »
Least I dont have a stupid accent like you do
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #20 on: March 24, 2007, 03:28:33 PM »
I never knew
I'd been lied to, baby
I never knew
That I'd wasted my time, Ohhhh yeaaahh.

I spent my childhood
believing all the bull that they fed me,
But now I know
in my heart
that things are not the way they seem


chorus

Look out your window
Look into your soul
Look out your window
And you'll discover the moles
Fly way up higher than you've ever been before
When you look out your window
You'll see flatness and more.


I never knew
I'd been lied to, baby
I never knew
That I'd wasted my time, Ohhhh yeaaahh.

My teachers all told me
The world was a giant globe
but they were blind
they didn't see
what was through their panes of mystery!


chorus

Look out your window
Look into your soul
Look out your window
And you'll discover the moles
Fly way up higher than you've ever been before
When you look out your window
You'll see flatness and more.

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Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #21 on: March 24, 2007, 03:32:09 PM »
I want your musical babies Kasroa!
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Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #22 on: March 25, 2007, 07:20:53 AM »
 was lying in my bed, thinking 'bout the world
And it seemed to me it was wrong, so wrong
Nasa told me it was round and they seemed to be right
but all I could think of was the pizza from last night

(CHORUS)

Oh the world is flat like a pizza
flatty flatty pizza flat pizza
Yeah, one big flat flying blue and green pizza
and everybody who says otherwise is a sociopath


I watched the moon landings, but I couldn't believe
The astronauts, they lied man!, They lied for the money
I went to the window to see what I could see
And you know what, brothers, the world looked flat to me

Oh the world is flat like a pizza
flatty flatty pizza flat pizza
Yeah, one big flat flying blue and green pizza
and everybody who says otherwise is a sociopath

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Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #23 on: March 25, 2007, 07:22:35 AM »
And I also want your musical babies Terror
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Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #24 on: March 25, 2007, 07:23:52 AM »
Nice avatar...

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Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #25 on: March 25, 2007, 07:24:19 AM »
Thanks, its a picture of you
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Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #26 on: March 25, 2007, 07:25:53 AM »
It's written in spunk

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Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #27 on: March 25, 2007, 07:26:45 AM »
Spunk with a blue tinge to it? Thats not healthy...
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #28 on: March 25, 2007, 07:28:48 AM »
It's been photoshopped by NASA

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Re: What we need is a song to spread Flat Earth awareness...
« Reply #29 on: March 25, 2007, 07:29:29 AM »
Damn NASA also photoshopping bodily fluids
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?