If The World Is Flat Then Why Do Toilets Swirl When They Flush???

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No one can deny that the toilet does not swirl when flushed as i gurantee every single one of you goes to the toilet several times a day and performs this action. Now i am sure many of you also know this is because of the rotation of a ROUND Earth. If the Earth were flat then the water would not swirl and the whole amusement of goign to Australia just to see the water swirl another way would be lost!!!!

I hope you will reconsider your standpoint after reading this as this is pure evidence right here, right from the crapper!!!

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unclegravy

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Re: If The World Is Flat Then Why Do Toilets Swirl When They Flush???
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2007, 05:42:28 PM »
I don't go to the toilet at all; I have a personal attendant who licks the crap off my buttcheeks with her tongue.

Then I have the right to slap her each time I feel aroused by it.
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Re: If The World Is Flat Then Why Do Toilets Swirl When They Flush???
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2007, 05:43:35 PM »
My toilet doesn't swirl either way it just empties and fills at the same time.

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Re: If The World Is Flat Then Why Do Toilets Swirl When They Flush???
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2007, 05:45:04 PM »
No one can deny that the toilet does not swirl when flushed as i gurantee every single one of you goes to the toilet several times a day and performs this action. Now i am sure many of you also know this is because of the rotation of a ROUND Earth. If the Earth were flat then the water would not swirl and the whole amusement of goign to Australia just to see the water swirl another way would be lost!!!!
Too bad this effect is not true.


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Re: If The World Is Flat Then Why Do Toilets Swirl When They Flush???
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2007, 05:46:50 PM »
If that wasnt enough evidence then check this link out, proof once and for all that the earth is round!!!!!

http://www.msss.com/earth/earth.gif

Re: If The World Is Flat Then Why Do Toilets Swirl When They Flush???
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2007, 05:49:23 PM »
Anything in a bathroom is far too small for any coriollis effect to be seen.

Re: If The World Is Flat Then Why Do Toilets Swirl When They Flush???
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2007, 05:50:35 PM »
Do you really, honestly, truthfully believe the world is round????

Re: If The World Is Flat Then Why Do Toilets Swirl When They Flush???
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2007, 05:51:47 PM »
i think the link explains everything, the earth is round. why do you think so many satellites see it like that?

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unclegravy

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Re: If The World Is Flat Then Why Do Toilets Swirl When They Flush???
« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2007, 05:52:16 PM »
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Do you really, honestly, truthfully believe the world is round?
What bearing does that have on the dicussion?
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Re: If The World Is Flat Then Why Do Toilets Swirl When They Flush???
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2007, 05:53:36 PM »
Are you telling me if the world is flat, does it have an edge? If so. WHERE is it?

Re: If The World Is Flat Then Why Do Toilets Swirl When They Flush???
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2007, 05:54:49 PM »
What bearing does "Then I have the right to slap her each time I feel aroused by it." have to do with this conversation, that should be the question, dont judge us before you look at yourself, unclegravy the weird sadist!!

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unclegravy

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Re: If The World Is Flat Then Why Do Toilets Swirl When They Flush???
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2007, 05:55:06 PM »
Did you just answer my answer to your question with another question questioning my question to your question? Is my question rhetorical in nature?
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Re: If The World Is Flat Then Why Do Toilets Swirl When They Flush???
« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2007, 05:57:09 PM »
Rhetorical my white ass unclegravy!!!!

Re: If The World Is Flat Then Why Do Toilets Swirl When They Flush???
« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2007, 05:57:59 PM »
Just answer my question, where is the edge of the earth? Sounds to me that you have no idea what you're talking about!

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« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2007, 05:59:20 PM »
UNBELIEVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You will be first to die

Re: If The World Is Flat Then Why Do Toilets Swirl When They Flush???
« Reply #15 on: March 22, 2007, 06:01:16 PM »
Middle Earth in Lord of the Rings was flat, but sadly this is the real world people!!!

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unclegravy

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Re: If The World Is Flat Then Why Do Toilets Swirl When They Flush???
« Reply #16 on: March 22, 2007, 06:02:10 PM »
Rhetorical my white ass unclegravy!!!!
See, there it is, proof for a round earth.
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Re: If The World Is Flat Then Why Do Toilets Swirl When They Flush???
« Reply #17 on: March 22, 2007, 06:03:58 PM »
UncleGravy, are you trying to avoid my question because you have no clue what the answer is! WHERE IS THE EDGE OF THE EARTH??

Re: If The World Is Flat Then Why Do Toilets Swirl When They Flush???
« Reply #18 on: March 22, 2007, 06:04:26 PM »
I want a 'The World Is Round' face off with the moderator, or a dance off if he so wishes!!!

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Franc T., Planar

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Re: If The World Is Flat Then Why Do Toilets Swirl When They Flush???
« Reply #19 on: March 22, 2007, 06:05:53 PM »
No one can deny that the toilet does not swirl when flushed as i gurantee every single one of you goes to the toilet several times a day and performs this action. Now i am sure many of you also know this is because of the rotation of a ROUND Earth. If the Earth were flat then the water would not swirl and the whole amusement of goign to Australia just to see the water swirl another way would be lost!!!!

I hope you will reconsider your standpoint after reading this as this is pure evidence right here, right from the crapper!!!

Wrong. This is a common urban legend. The direction of the flow actually depends on the shape of the toilet. Same for sinks.
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unclegravy

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Re: If The World Is Flat Then Why Do Toilets Swirl When They Flush???
« Reply #20 on: March 22, 2007, 06:06:01 PM »
UncleGravy, are you trying to avoid my question because you have no clue what the answer is! WHERE IS THE EDGE OF THE EARTH??
How the hell should I know, I believe in a round earth.
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The people who feast on exclamation marks will never go hungry agaaaain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: If The World Is Flat Then Why Do Toilets Swirl When They Flush???
« Reply #21 on: March 22, 2007, 06:10:15 PM »
An urban legend is like 'A woman pulls up at a gas station and the gas guy asks her to come in the store to pay, so she goes in and well the gas guy is creepy and grabs her trying to say something but he stutters so she freaks and runs away gets back in the car and drives off, only for a masked figure to emerge from her backseat and kill her, the gas guy bwas trying to warn her about the killer' this is an urban legend, sadly i fail to find 'toilet shapes determine the swirl' in my book or urban legends!!!

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Franc T., Planar

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Re: If The World Is Flat Then Why Do Toilets Swirl When They Flush???
« Reply #22 on: March 22, 2007, 06:13:01 PM »
That's because you're too stupid to use Google properly. Here is an explanation of the toilet urban legend:
http://www.snopes.com/science/coriolis.asp

Please stop attributing your fucking shortcomings upon myself and my theory.
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Re: If The World Is Flat Then Why Do Toilets Swirl When They Flush???
« Reply #23 on: March 22, 2007, 06:14:36 PM »
My shorthcummings, excuse me, a believer of a flat earth is saying i have shortcummings!!! OMG what has this ROUND earth come to!!!

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Franc T., Planar

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Re: If The World Is Flat Then Why Do Toilets Swirl When They Flush???
« Reply #24 on: March 22, 2007, 06:15:14 PM »
What the fuck does that mean?
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Re: If The World Is Flat Then Why Do Toilets Swirl When They Flush???
« Reply #25 on: March 22, 2007, 06:20:15 PM »
It means ya mam!!!

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Franc T., Planar

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Re: If The World Is Flat Then Why Do Toilets Swirl When They Flush???
« Reply #26 on: March 22, 2007, 06:21:06 PM »
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE. TROLL.
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Re: If The World Is Flat Then Why Do Toilets Swirl When They Flush???
« Reply #27 on: March 22, 2007, 06:23:05 PM »
Troll omg what sort of abuse is that!!! Please don't call me a troll, please its too hurtful!!!!

Re: If The World Is Flat Then Why Do Toilets Swirl When They Flush???
« Reply #28 on: March 22, 2007, 06:25:15 PM »
Ya mam so loose that if the world were flat she could fit it up her ass lengthways!!!!

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« Reply #29 on: March 22, 2007, 06:26:00 PM »
Franc T, answer my edge of the world question, or do you realise its all bullshit and you dont want to embarrass yourself with your stupid explanations!