lol.
OK...errm jokes...hm.
Ooh there was a fire in the white house library. Fortunately only two books were lost says a spokesman. "The president is heart broken. It appears he hadn't finished colouring in the second one"
And another one is:
In the future, George Bush randomly died, and he went zoom, straight to hell. The Devil met him there, and looking at his list he said "well, you're definately supposed to be here, but see, we're a bit over run. Tell you what, you choose your punishment and then I'll send the person already doing it to heaven. How's that sound?"
The President thought about it and said yes.
They walked through the halls of hell, and in the first room found Dick Cheney(sp) diving into a pool over and over again in order to retrieve something, but forever coming up empty handed. George considered this and said "I can't really swim that well, I guess I'll pass this one".
Next they went into another room, where Homer Simpson was eating an eternity of doughnuts. George said "I en't so keen on those things, so I'll pass."
In the third room however was Bill Clinton chained to the ground, groaning in agony and pleasure as Monica Zewelski(sp whatever her name is) was doing what she does best. George took in the expression on Bill's face, and smiled. He turned to the devil and said "I think I can handle this sir." The devil grinned and said "o.k then. Monica, you're free to go."