better jokes man!!

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better jokes man!!
« on: March 22, 2007, 04:46:19 AM »
What do you call 2 dead manchester united fans?



Holly and jessica



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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2007, 05:34:34 AM »
I don't get that one.

Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2007, 03:39:20 PM »
How many Jews does it take to change a shower head?




6 Million.

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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2007, 03:44:56 PM »
How many posts in a day does it take to Make GG believe in themselves?







































































My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2007, 03:52:42 PM »
Is it because you stick your finger up your ass to stimulate your dick. WHAT?

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« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2007, 03:54:04 PM »
 :-*
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2007, 03:56:00 PM »
hey gayer: what do you call a chav that goes to Cambridge Uni?




the janitor.





my friend brings that one up whenever he can lol.
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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2007, 03:59:44 PM »
So does your mum.. AWWWWWW BARE BEEF DAWG

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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2007, 04:01:59 PM »
The pills need a refill.
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2007, 04:21:57 PM »
A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."
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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2007, 04:27:08 PM »
pain.
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2007, 03:33:09 AM »
hey gayer: what do you call a chav that goes to Cambridge Uni?




the janitor.





my friend brings that one up whenever he can lol.

Hah brilliant!
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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2007, 06:01:39 AM »
Hey, General Gayer, it was not a funny joke, uncle gravy is a penguin and is blatently a jew. And my nazi friend will gas you and uncle gravy if a joke of this shit calibre is made again.

have i made myself clear to you, you lipstick sodden, salty, sweaty, forever seeping, crustaceous, anal crumb ole.


Thank you and have a nice day x x x x   :)

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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2007, 06:06:08 AM »
Love you too misspelt general
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« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2007, 06:42:22 AM »
Hey, General Gayer, it was not a funny joke, uncle gravy is a penguin and is blatently a jew. And my nazi friend will gas you and uncle gravy if a joke of this shit calibre is made again.

have i made myself clear to you, you lipstick sodden, salty, sweaty, forever seeping, crustaceous, anal crumb ole.


Thank you and have a nice day x x x x   :)
What, someone found something offensive about my joke? How the hell, how the hell, seriously, how the hell.

How the hell?
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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2007, 04:20:51 AM »
shut up you stupid penguin

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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #16 on: March 26, 2007, 04:22:11 AM »
I love you misspelt me  :-*
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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #17 on: March 26, 2007, 05:17:28 AM »
shut up you stupid penguin
Well, DUH, is there a smart penguin? Pffffft, what an idiotic moron...
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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #18 on: March 26, 2007, 05:19:02 AM »
shut up you stupid penguin
Well, DUH, is there a smart penguin? Pffffft, what an idiotic moron...

I've seen smart ones. They can do tricks and everything.
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« Reply #19 on: March 26, 2007, 05:21:42 AM »
Mine can't.
What do you feed these things to be smart anyway?
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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #20 on: March 26, 2007, 05:29:57 AM »
Its not so much what you feed them as what you shouldnt feed them
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« Reply #21 on: March 26, 2007, 05:30:28 AM »
Your is positively starving I hear.

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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #22 on: March 26, 2007, 05:34:14 AM »
Your is positively starving I hear.

Won't be if I say yes to the proposition earlier
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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #23 on: March 26, 2007, 05:38:36 AM »
Maybe if it really happened..:P

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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #24 on: March 26, 2007, 05:39:48 AM »
Don't make me video it for proof!
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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #25 on: March 26, 2007, 05:42:52 AM »
That's the only way I'll believe it..guess you'll have to now.

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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #26 on: March 26, 2007, 05:43:25 AM »
Erm I dunno if he'd be up for that..
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« Reply #27 on: March 26, 2007, 05:45:04 AM »
What happened anyway?

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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #28 on: March 26, 2007, 05:47:15 AM »
I went to the till and the bloke on the till said that we should get together when we both have some free time for a quick shag
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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #29 on: March 26, 2007, 05:49:22 AM »
As you do.

Maybe you've got a reputation..