better jokes man!!

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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #60 on: March 26, 2007, 08:49:28 AM »
Oh noes! I r don't like being on me own :(

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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #61 on: March 26, 2007, 08:53:22 AM »
Get over it. I'll only be gone 3 hours..
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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #62 on: March 26, 2007, 08:54:15 AM »
I'll get over you alright. Just lay still.

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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #63 on: March 26, 2007, 08:55:30 AM »
You are a dirty bastard. I've just had enough of that when I went for another coffee an hour ago...
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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #64 on: March 26, 2007, 08:56:53 AM »
You pay for coffee with sex?

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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #65 on: March 26, 2007, 08:59:35 AM »
Erm no, of course not. I just have to listen to some yabber on about the benefits of anal sex
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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #66 on: March 26, 2007, 09:02:14 AM »
Hahaha, Well at least now I don't have to so we can just get straight to it next time.

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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #67 on: March 26, 2007, 09:05:23 AM »
Bah!

Hope you have fun here without me! >:(
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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #68 on: March 26, 2007, 09:06:05 AM »
Can't you 'phone in sick and come to Liverpool instead? Only takes a couple of hours on train.

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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #69 on: March 26, 2007, 09:08:56 AM »
Hah! Not a chance!

I gots to go now so buh byeeee
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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #70 on: March 27, 2007, 06:27:05 AM »
Three nuns (a good nun a pretty good nun, and a bad nun) die and are
standing in front of the gates of heaven and there they meet St. Peter.
St. Peter looks at the first one and says, "You have been a good
nun all your life but there are rules, and to pass into heaven
you must be able to answer my question. Since you were good nun all
your life the question I have for you will be an easy one. Here is my
question: Who was the first man?"

The nun just smiles and says, "By the glory of God, The Lord created
Adam to be the father of the human race."

Bells start ringing and the gates fly open. The first nun passes through.

St. Peter then directs his attention at the pretty good nun. He
says to her "Since you have been a pretty good nun all your life
I will ask you an easy question. My question to you is: Who
was the first woman?"

The nun just smiles and says "By The Lord's wisdom, The Father created
Eve from Adam's rib."

Bells start ringing and the gates fly open. The second nun passes through.

The bad nun knowing she's in trouble tries to sneak into heaven
while the gates are open but the gates slam in her face. St Peter
Looked over at her and said "I'm sorry but to get into heaven you
must first answer my question. To you I will ask a hard question
for you have not been a good nun but if you really think about it
you should be able to get it. My question to you is: What was the
first thing that Eve said to Adam?"

The nun shakes here head and thinks for a while. Then she looks up at
St. Peter shakes her head some more and says, "Boy, that's a hard one."

and bells start ringing ...
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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #71 on: March 27, 2007, 06:33:12 AM »
panties.
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #72 on: March 27, 2007, 06:40:54 AM »
pfft. It was funny when Dawn French did it...
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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #73 on: March 30, 2007, 02:48:10 AM »
it was funny when ure mum did it! dowg

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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #74 on: March 30, 2007, 03:02:31 AM »
So a guy walks into a target...





































And gets shot. By a nice affordable selection of goods.
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.