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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #30 on: March 26, 2007, 05:52:20 AM »
I dont have a reputation!

Nah that guy is always saying that to me. He just wont quit.
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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #31 on: March 26, 2007, 05:56:28 AM »
Welly uo could always....you know..

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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #32 on: March 26, 2007, 05:58:33 AM »
Beat him unconscious and get Zombie Dave to rape him?
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« Reply #33 on: March 26, 2007, 05:59:14 AM »
Yeah that or...well you're desperate and he is so you should just, like, go with the flow.

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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #34 on: March 26, 2007, 06:00:57 AM »
I'm not that desparate!

Plus there is the fact that he has a girlfriend so shouldn't be doing what he does....
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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #35 on: March 26, 2007, 06:06:13 AM »
I reckon he's just taking the piss tbh

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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #36 on: March 26, 2007, 06:07:06 AM »
I'd reckon that as well if it wasn't for the time ages ago when we both got drunk
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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #37 on: March 26, 2007, 06:14:30 AM »
:O

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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #38 on: March 26, 2007, 06:15:42 AM »
Erm..

back to jokes

I've just come into some money. I got my dick caught in a cash register.
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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #39 on: March 26, 2007, 06:17:04 AM »
No I think we all want to hear about the time you got drunk. Don't we everyone?

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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #40 on: March 26, 2007, 06:18:36 AM »
err we do?


Why don't I tell a joke?
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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #41 on: March 26, 2007, 06:20:50 AM »
Yes we do. Jokes inbetween.

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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #42 on: March 26, 2007, 06:21:33 AM »
Er...tell us a joke Maus
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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #43 on: March 26, 2007, 06:23:26 AM »
You're no fun at all.

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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #44 on: March 26, 2007, 06:29:28 AM »
lol.

OK...errm jokes...hm.

Ooh there was a fire in the white house library. Fortunately only two books were lost says a spokesman. "The president is heart broken. It appears he hadn't finished colouring in the second one"



And another one is:

In the future, George Bush randomly died, and he went zoom, straight to hell. The Devil met him there, and looking at his list he said "well, you're definately supposed to be here, but see, we're a bit over run. Tell you what, you choose your punishment and then I'll send the person already doing it to heaven. How's that sound?"
The President thought about it and said yes.

They walked through the halls of hell, and in the first room found Dick Cheney(sp) diving into a pool over and over again in order to retrieve something, but forever coming up empty handed. George considered this and said "I can't really swim that well, I guess I'll pass this one".

Next they went into another room, where Homer Simpson was eating an eternity of doughnuts. George said "I en't so keen on those things, so I'll pass."

In the third room however was Bill Clinton chained to the ground, groaning in agony and pleasure as Monica Zewelski(sp whatever her name is) was doing what she does best. George took in the expression on Bill's face, and smiled. He turned to the devil and said "I think I can handle this sir." The devil grinned and said "o.k then. Monica, you're free to go."
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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #45 on: March 26, 2007, 06:33:06 AM »
Hahah last one wins

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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #46 on: March 26, 2007, 06:35:11 AM »
Haha
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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #47 on: March 26, 2007, 06:35:58 AM »
 ;D

Teh mauster has done it again.
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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #48 on: March 26, 2007, 06:43:26 AM »
Three recently deceased men are waiting at the Gate's of Heaven.

The first man approaches and stands before St Peter who says
"So you want to enter the Kingdom of Heaven? Okay I see you have led a good and honest life. You never once lied to or cheated on your wife. I will let you pass and I shall grant you this Golden Rolls Royce in which to traverse the Heavens".

And with that the man speeds into Heaven in his Golden Rolls.

The second man approaches.

"Hmm, says St Peter, I see you have tried to lead an honest life and for the most part you have. You did cheat on your wife that once though so even though I'll let you in, you must travel across Heaven in this Ford Mondeo".

The man slowly drives into Heaven in his old Mondeo.

The third man approaches nervously.

"Hmm, what shall i do with you?" Says St Peter.
"Although you have tried your very best, it seems you have not been as honest as you could have been. You cheated on your wife three times! Having said that you have been a good man in other respects especially your charity work so I will let you in. However you must get around Heaven on this Moped"

The man was relieved and set off on his puny 25cc Moped.

Some time later the third man was riding around and saw the first man sitting on a cloud crying his eyes out.

"hey why are you crying? You've led a great life and now you're in Heaven. Not only that but you are the envy of most men here in your immacualte Golden Rolls Royce. Look at this pathetic moped I've got! you should be happy! So come on tell me why you're crying!!"

"Well" the man replied.

"I've just seen my wife on a skateboard"

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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #49 on: March 26, 2007, 06:45:29 AM »
Hahahahha thats brilliant!

I gotta go to my seminar now :( dunno if I'll be back cos I really need to focus on my essay today
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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #50 on: March 26, 2007, 06:49:13 AM »
About time you did some work slacker

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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #51 on: March 26, 2007, 06:49:58 AM »
You ought to go do something as well Kasroa instead of wasting another day here!

Bye bye my LOVElies  :-*
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« Reply #52 on: March 26, 2007, 06:50:45 AM »
I'm off work I'll do what I want!

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Re: better jokes man!!
« Reply #53 on: March 26, 2007, 08:26:58 AM »
Lazy git!
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« Reply #54 on: March 26, 2007, 08:31:35 AM »
Okay I know it may SEEM like I've been on all this time but I've only just come back on!

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« Reply #55 on: March 26, 2007, 08:36:51 AM »
Suuuuure I believe you...
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« Reply #56 on: March 26, 2007, 08:39:42 AM »
Would I lie to you baby, would I lie to you?

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« Reply #57 on: March 26, 2007, 08:41:38 AM »
Yes you probably would.

Does about 20 words count as a suitable amount of work for about an hour?
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« Reply #58 on: March 26, 2007, 08:42:48 AM »
Yes that's more than enough. I used to be doing well if I had 5.

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« Reply #59 on: March 26, 2007, 08:47:25 AM »
Excellent. Got to go to work soon anyway :(
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