The "Post Your Poem" Thread

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Re: The "Post Your Poem" Thread
« Reply #90 on: April 25, 2007, 10:50:33 AM »
Very nice, but, come on, it can't hold a candle to pirahna in the bath...

Water might add some insight into that.... ::)
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Re: The "Post Your Poem" Thread
« Reply #91 on: April 25, 2007, 10:58:45 AM »
Very nice, but, come on, it can't hold a candle to pirahna in the bath...

Water might add some insight into that.... ::)

I didn't think of that
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Re: The "Post Your Poem" Thread
« Reply #92 on: April 25, 2007, 11:01:05 AM »
I found that piranha poem Lurvebucket of Maus!

There's a piranha in the bath
It has an evil laugh
It eats hands and feet
and poos on the toilet seat
since it's not big enough to raise the seat up and use the toilet like a normal person

Then I moaned that it wasn't a nice poem so he wrote this one

Love drank too much
And occasionally swore
but her face was bonny
her beauty without flaw
Apart from her knee
Which was a bit scabby,
So really, line 4 was totally wrong as there was a flaw
But the knee was quite easy to conceal
Giving the illusion that her beauty was without flaw
even though the knee was quite sore


Naturally I moaned some more...
lol. I would too! terrible.  :P
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Re: The "Post Your Poem" Thread
« Reply #93 on: April 25, 2007, 11:02:56 AM »
I found that piranha poem Lurvebucket of Maus!

There's a piranha in the bath
It has an evil laugh
It eats hands and feet
and poos on the toilet seat
since it's not big enough to raise the seat up and use the toilet like a normal person

Then I moaned that it wasn't a nice poem so he wrote this one

Love drank too much
And occasionally swore
but her face was bonny
her beauty without flaw
Apart from her knee
Which was a bit scabby,
So really, line 4 was totally wrong as there was a flaw
But the knee was quite easy to conceal
Giving the illusion that her beauty was without flaw
even though the knee was quite sore


Naturally I moaned some more...
lol. I would too! terrible.  :P

he did a worse one as well but I ain't posting that. After all my moaning he finally did one that was sort of nice

Love drank too much
And occasionally swore
but her face was bonny
her beauty without flaw
Her eyes were striking
As blue as a sea
And her hair was not ginger
in the wind it blew free
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Re: The "Post Your Poem" Thread
« Reply #94 on: April 25, 2007, 11:05:01 AM »
I like the other one better...

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Re: The "Post Your Poem" Thread
« Reply #95 on: April 25, 2007, 11:06:45 AM »
You would!

Actually, I will post the worst one cos the last line kicks arse

Love's eyes were mad and glarey
Love's armpits were foul and hairy
Love's hand was manky and gay
The scarknee was eating Milk Tray
Love's bum was having a fart
Love's feet were ready to start
Kicking the shit out of me for writing this poem
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Re: The "Post Your Poem" Thread
« Reply #96 on: April 25, 2007, 11:20:17 AM »
Another day is blown apart.
A sweet moment has been supplanted
by time and distance.
A voice on the line is cut into static.
A song was sung to become a dial tone.

Another moment of peace became uncertainty.

Why the fuck do I get out of bed anymore?
Would it truly matter if I died in my sleep?
Who would weep?
Who would have their world shattered?
What space would be cleared by my erasure from Darwin's to-do list?

And so it goes,
an ocean in between the beauty I felt near her,
and the wall of silence I sleep standing up against.
Another night spent in silence,
typing my bleeding heart inanity onto a cold, silent page,
with a moon as cold as the stars so far distant past her face.

Another night spent in decomposition,
of composition of a muse that is forever alone,
forever tortured by the need to be loved,
the need to be heard by someone in the flesh,
some ear to tweak at the sounds I desperately share,
with a world gone mad from selfish ambition.

And so I go, on into the late hours,
a dead-man-talking, to myself, through these poems,
screaming, scratching at the door,
for a little piece of peace,
to find comfort, to be needed,
to be held down and shown my charms have gravity, just ONCE.

It used to be simple,
the incandescent hues of each dawn,
promising to be filled with purpose.

I keep creating.
I keep bleeding.
I keep reinventing the notion of self.
I keep spinning the wheel.

But the silence comes time and again.
I wake up alone.
I am surrounded by my own creations.
They cannot hold.
There is no comfort.
There is only the bastardized silence,
the truth,
stabbing me in my face,
as I refuse to blink back my fear.

Alone is just another night...in silent decay...
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

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Re: The "Post Your Poem" Thread
« Reply #97 on: May 01, 2007, 08:25:04 AM »
LONELY DAYS

There was a time I could envision
In most fervent optimism cloaked
Colliding with truth and derision
Destroying the happy dogma invoked

Looking back on those lonely days
Every distress highly compressed
Vivid recall of every one does amaze
Extirpation of virtues once caressed

Those lonely days did inaugerate
The quelling of every delusion
The time did at once demarcate
What was real from illusion

For another there was no more pain
The tedium that suffering spawned
Freed from the torment never again
In haste these lonely days dawned
" Hat man mich verstanden? " Friedrich Nietzsche

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Re: The "Post Your Poem" Thread
« Reply #98 on: May 01, 2007, 08:27:48 AM »
Little birdy in the snow
brokes its wong and could not go
so i lurred it to me with some bread
then i crushed his effing head
my sig was too big.

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Re: The "Post Your Poem" Thread
« Reply #99 on: May 01, 2007, 08:33:37 AM »
Beautiful. Brought a tear to me eye.
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Re: The "Post Your Poem" Thread
« Reply #100 on: May 01, 2007, 08:37:54 AM »
slowly slaughter
the unborn meak
rip them from their mothers
straight off the teet
throw them into a world unknown
hope they land on their feet.
my sig was too big.

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Re: The "Post Your Poem" Thread
« Reply #101 on: May 01, 2007, 11:41:04 AM »
excellent stuff, everyone!



No time to sleep, no time to dream 
No time for love, or maybe it’s me
No time to chat, no time, old friend
No time for work, no money for hay
No humor today, seems funny that way
No time to run, much less for fun
No thought to stray (from study, anyway)
No end in sight, give up, I might, but
No need to fret, no sense to quit:
No time’s been wasted, except to shit.
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Re: The "Post Your Poem" Thread
« Reply #102 on: May 01, 2007, 12:08:09 PM »
her daydreams have taken her away,
perhaps they’ll take her where she wants to stay.
quaint streets that bring her back from home,
she imagines life is not inside their bones.
yeah, she can see their uneven sidewalks
but of tomorrow is all she seems to talk.

she can feel rhythm and taste melancholy
neatness silently so naturally.

she wakes up under stars late at night
she traces her trail in their shattered light
the pincushion path dictates her feet
she wonders if she knows where it will lead.
small steps that take her far from here,
I hope they’ll take her somewhere awfully near.

Thursday, December 20, 2001

Re: The "Post Your Poem" Thread
« Reply #103 on: May 01, 2007, 07:22:48 PM »
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Gentle rain falls on cedars,
I will fuck you raw.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'll fuck you with a rake

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Re: The "Post Your Poem" Thread
« Reply #104 on: May 02, 2007, 04:07:50 PM »
ANGER

A revealation of wretched being
Illuminated in a manner verbose
A festival of blood seething
Articulating something bellicose

Sentiments loudly heard
Leading everyone to surmise
A wondeful Old Norse word
Unwillingness to compromise

An esctacy of wrathful trembling
Perhaps begetting future remorse
A disclosure of that resembling
The serpent of poisoned discourse

Dawned in a sepulchral morn
Another miserable day is born
" Hat man mich verstanden? " Friedrich Nietzsche

Re: The "Post Your Poem" Thread
« Reply #105 on: May 02, 2007, 04:12:16 PM »
Damn...I'll have to try harder next time.
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Re: The "Post Your Poem" Thread
« Reply #106 on: May 02, 2007, 11:29:02 PM »
No one listens to anyone else in this thread; they just post their own shit and hope for some gratitude or appraisal. 

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Re: The "Post Your Poem" Thread
« Reply #107 on: May 03, 2007, 06:02:46 AM »
If only you were straight.
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

Re: The "Post Your Poem" Thread
« Reply #108 on: May 03, 2007, 10:23:25 AM »
Conflict boils over like an angry sludge



Hope.
Springs.
SHOOP DA WHOOP

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Re: The "Post Your Poem" Thread
« Reply #109 on: September 09, 2007, 06:50:12 PM »
Bumped because all the best trends begin with me.
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.