Grr...Drow elves are for NUBS!! Especially when you have to deal with them as a DM, and you have like ten people who all want to be Drow Elf Dro'Urden imitators.

So annoying. I think the core races are just fine, thank you (not that I won't LET people be monsters-as-races, but only if I think the person can ACTUALLY role-play the race, not make up some stupid cliche bullshit). </rant>
So, anyways.
"Allow me to unsheath my sword."
"I'll whap you with my quarterstaff. Four attacks per round, baby."
"Keep on talking sexy to me and you might just get to see me use my Flurry of Blows."
"If I told you I was an level nineteen monk, would you let me show you my Diamond Body?"
"I'd like you to meet my Tyranids." (Yes, I went there)
"I've got a tomb full of Necrons just waiting to see you."
~D-Draw