Wanna interface with my WAN? Or how about Unpacking my tar?
Oh, so we're going to dirty, geek jokes now?
"You're so hot you must be made by Intel."
Eh? Eh?
How about: "Wanna get some experience in my Undercity?" (I made that one up myself, thank you very much.)
"I'll be your mount if you grind with me." (made that one up myself, too.)

I'm a regular geeky comedian!
~D-Draw