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Is there anyway I can profit from the flat earth conspiracy?

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Darth Lord Flat Earther

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Is there anyway I can profit from the flat earth conspiracy?
« on: March 19, 2007, 04:05:32 PM »
I think I am going to try to get a job with NASA, I want in on some of this government cheese.
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narcberry

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Re: Is there anyway I can profit from the flat earth conspiracy?
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2007, 05:05:15 PM »
Try to join NASA and you might get a glimpse as to how deep the conspiracy goes. I doubt there is anyone that is even staffed to accept your resume, people are chosen.
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Re: Is there anyway I can profit from the flat earth conspiracy?
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2007, 05:06:43 PM »
I work for NASA I'll get you an interview. Would you mind starting out on Ice Wall guard duty? That's where most people start. It's cold but the living quarters are comfortable and the pay is decent.
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Re: Is there anyway I can profit from the flat earth conspiracy?
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2007, 05:30:36 PM »
I think you dont work for NASA.
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Franc T., Planar

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Re: Is there anyway I can profit from the flat earth conspiracy?
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2007, 07:25:20 PM »
The people at NASA do not benefit. Only a very select group at the top of the governance of this local area.
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Kasroa Is Gone

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Re: Is there anyway I can profit from the flat earth conspiracy?
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2007, 02:17:44 AM »
Why am I a multi-Billionaire direct from the RE conspiracy then?
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Re: Is there anyway I can profit from the flat earth conspiracy?
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2007, 03:25:18 AM »
Quote from: Franc T., Planar on March 19, 2007, 07:25:20 PM
The people at NASA do not benefit. Only a very select group at the top of the governance of this local area.

if only a small ppl benifit, whos convincing all these people to guard the ice wall?
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Franc T., Planar

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Re: Is there anyway I can profit from the flat earth conspiracy?
« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2007, 04:40:59 AM »
Quote from: Spartan on March 20, 2007, 03:25:18 AM
Quote from: Franc T., Planar on March 19, 2007, 07:25:20 PM
The people at NASA do not benefit. Only a very select group at the top of the governance of this local area.

if only a small ppl benifit, whos convincing all these people to guard the ice wall?

The people who really rule us.
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unclegravy

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Re: Is there anyway I can profit from the flat earth conspiracy?
« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2007, 04:45:07 AM »
You mean the - GUWAAASSP - gremlins? ???
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Colonel Gaydafi

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Re: Is there anyway I can profit from the flat earth conspiracy?
« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2007, 04:49:15 AM »
Gremlins?!?! Where?! *hides under the table*
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Re: Is there anyway I can profit from the flat earth conspiracy?
« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2007, 06:13:37 AM »
They're in your hair, silly.  ::)
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unclegravy

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Re: Is there anyway I can profit from the flat earth conspiracy?
« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2007, 04:59:27 PM »
You mean ON her hair, gremlins can'r possibly be IN her hair.
Or could they?
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Colonel Gaydafi

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Re: Is there anyway I can profit from the flat earth conspiracy?
« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2007, 05:01:13 PM »
Microscopic gremlins maybe?
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Wendy

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Re: Is there anyway I can profit from the flat earth conspiracy?
« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2007, 12:43:51 AM »
What, you're saying she isn't hairy enough for the gremlins?
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Colonel Gaydafi

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Re: Is there anyway I can profit from the flat earth conspiracy?
« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2007, 01:54:45 AM »
How hairy do you have to be for the gremlins to come live in your hair? Maybe I should go back on the steroids...
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Wendy

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Re: Is there anyway I can profit from the flat earth conspiracy?
« Reply #15 on: March 21, 2007, 02:23:44 AM »
Hairy like an old scandinavian guy. You meet the demands easily.
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Re: Is there anyway I can profit from the flat earth conspiracy?
« Reply #16 on: March 21, 2007, 12:03:55 PM »
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Re: Is there anyway I can profit from the flat earth conspiracy?
« Reply #17 on: March 21, 2007, 01:21:26 PM »
Quote from: Wendigo on March 21, 2007, 02:23:44 AM
Hairy like an old scandinavian guy. You meet the demands easily.

Wait, I dont want gremlins to live in my hair. I'm shaving it all off
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Re: Is there anyway I can profit from the flat earth conspiracy?
« Reply #18 on: March 21, 2007, 01:26:56 PM »
I'm the government's secret benefactor for the great religion of Round-Earth.  If you want money, you talk to me.
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Re: Is there anyway I can profit from the flat earth conspiracy?
« Reply #19 on: March 21, 2007, 09:53:08 PM »
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Wendy

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Re: Is there anyway I can profit from the flat earth conspiracy?
« Reply #20 on: March 22, 2007, 01:28:11 AM »
Quote from: GeneralGayer on March 21, 2007, 01:21:26 PM
Quote from: Wendigo on March 21, 2007, 02:23:44 AM
Hairy like an old scandinavian guy. You meet the demands easily.

Wait, I dont want gremlins to live in my hair. I'm shaving it all off

Damn it. There goes originality...
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MooMoomans

Re: Is there anyway I can profit from the flat earth conspiracy?
« Reply #21 on: August 26, 2008, 02:10:58 PM »
I HAVE GOOD NEWS FOR YOU ALL.

I AM ONE OF THE ELITE ICE WALL GUARDIANS, AND WE ARE NOW SELECTING NEW PEOPLE TO JOIN OUR RANKS.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO...

SHOW SOME TITS

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
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