The Earth is infinite!

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Franc T., Planar

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The Earth is infinite!
« on: March 15, 2007, 04:07:02 AM »
Why should the Earth be finite? Why should it have 924,375,700 km circumference? Why not 924,375,600 km or 924,375,800 km? Stop denying the obvious truth of the Infinite Planar Earth.

What you call "Earth" is only our local area, there are many other lands surrounding it, beyond the Ice Wall.

There is PureLand, where humans who are pure enough, through abstaining of drugs (most Round Earthers would be disqualified just by that criterion), drink, gambling or criminal activities, may enter and enjoy a life of felicity.

There is also the land of Structo, where corrupt humans pass on to live a life controlled by a central authority called The Computer. There, no one is free to do anything without approval from the relevant authority. People are conditioned to obey, obey, obey, and forget their own desires, even going so far as to kill their loved ones. It is a living hell filled with paranoia and self-hatred.

Finally, we know about something the Pagans called Summerland, which has a veil that can only be pierced by spirits. Since no one here is a spirit, its composition is as yet unknown.
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« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2007, 04:08:33 AM »
Why should the Earth be finite? Why should it have 924,375,700 km circumference? Why not 924,375,600 km or 924,375,800 km? Stop denying the obvious truth of the Infinite Planar Earth.

What you call "Earth" is only our local area, there are many other lands surrounding it, beyond the Ice Wall.

There is PureLand, where humans who are pure enough, through abstaining of drugs (most Round Earthers would be disqualified just by that criterion), drink, gambling or criminal activities, may enter and enjoy a life of felicity.

There is also the land of Structo, where corrupt humans pass on to live a life controlled by a central authority called The Computer. There, no one is free to do anything without approval from the relevant authority. People are conditioned to obey, obey, obey, and forget their own desires, even going so far as to kill their loved ones. It is a living hell filled with paranoia and self-hatred.

Finally, we know about something the Pagans called Summerland, which has a veil that can only be pierced by spirits. Since no one here is a spirit, its composition is as yet unknown.

Bahahahaha

You're a troll, but a bad troll at that.

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WasteofHumans

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Re: The Earth is infinite!
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2007, 04:10:09 AM »
why dont u live in pureland ?
With no south pole, there is no electromagnetism, giving us no protection from the sun's harmful radiation--we'd all be dead right now.
The ice wall, supposedly made up of antartica lies around the edge of the earth, why no one has recorded it, who knows

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Re: The Earth is infinite!
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2007, 04:12:07 AM »
Quickly, stop answering. I'll go PM a mod to move this thread.

Ok, move request sent.
« Last Edit: March 15, 2007, 04:17:28 AM by The cookie theory »
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Franc T., Planar

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« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2007, 04:22:59 AM »
There is also another land, which has only been explored by one person, Blanko the Wanderer. He writes in his journals of a land that consists of a single island surrounded by a vast sea, whose inhabitants call themselves the Paturas, and believe they are the only people existing in the universe. On this island, maize, fruits and vegetables erupt fully formed from vents in the ground. All the people there do is make bread and prepare meals from the raw materials erupting from these vents. Thus these people have never evolved- they barely have a language and know very little of tools, except those related to cooking. It is extremely peculiar.

Please understand that everything I say on this thread is 100% accurate. I am not a troll.
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WasteofHumans

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« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2007, 04:24:13 AM »
extremely peculiar that i've NEVER HEARD wtf you're talking about ? i've never heard this mentioned by any FEer, or the infinate plane "theory" you just so hastily posted .. i mean seriously, do you believe what the fuck you just wrote ?
With no south pole, there is no electromagnetism, giving us no protection from the sun's harmful radiation--we'd all be dead right now.
The ice wall, supposedly made up of antartica lies around the edge of the earth, why no one has recorded it, who knows

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« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2007, 04:24:25 AM »
There is also another land, which has only been explored by one person, Blanko the Wanderer. He writes in his journals of a land that consists of a single island surrounded by a vast sea, whose inhabitants call themselves the Paturas, and believe they are the only people existing in the universe. On this island, maize, fruits and vegetables erupt fully formed from vents in the ground. All the people there do is make bread and prepare meals from the raw materials erupting from these vents. Thus these people have never evolved- they barely have a language and know very little of tools, except those related to cooking. It is extremely peculiar.

Please understand that everything I say on this thread is 100% accurate. I am not a troll.

Got bored of pretending to be a FEer?

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Franc T., Planar

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Re: The Earth is infinite!
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2007, 04:25:40 AM »
Rolli, when did I say I wasn't an FEer? The Earth IS flat- it is an infinite plane.
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WasteofHumans

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« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2007, 04:26:12 AM »
you seem to be alone on this, even with your other FEers .. do you feel cold ? haha
With no south pole, there is no electromagnetism, giving us no protection from the sun's harmful radiation--we'd all be dead right now.
The ice wall, supposedly made up of antartica lies around the edge of the earth, why no one has recorded it, who knows

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rolli

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« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2007, 04:27:26 AM »
Rolli, when did I say I wasn't an FEer? The Earth IS flat- it is an infinite plane.

You threw off any doubt that you might have not been a troll before by making it a given with those posts.

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WasteofHumans

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« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2007, 04:28:02 AM »
honestly i never thought u a troll, you're just rediculous
With no south pole, there is no electromagnetism, giving us no protection from the sun's harmful radiation--we'd all be dead right now.
The ice wall, supposedly made up of antartica lies around the edge of the earth, why no one has recorded it, who knows

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Wendy

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« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2007, 04:59:32 AM »
Dude, this is a great idea for an RPG game.
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2007, 05:22:00 AM »
ha...sounds like Oblivion: we can't get to it, but we know that morrowind, daggerfell etc surround Cyrodiil...


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Re: The Earth is infinite!
« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2007, 05:57:27 AM »
It sounds very much like Francois is under a constant influence of some pretty hefty medical drugs.
Why hold on to a fanatical belief when facts laughs at you?

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« Reply #14 on: March 15, 2007, 06:02:32 AM »
and beyond the impenetrable jungles of central Brazil lies the Emin Muil (more commonly known as the Andes Mountains) which only one man... half a man... actually there were two of them to let's say one man, has ever crossed! Into the land of Ankh-Morpork where the evil Lord Sour-Ron rules over his hordes of pigmy warriors from the impenetrable fortress of (mere mortals tremble at it's very mention) """"""THE ORANGE BUNGALOW"""""""!!!!!! FEAR THE WRATH OF THE SOUR-RON!! For he shall call down a mighty reckoning upon the non-believers and all the peoples of the land shall be forced to harvest liquourice all - sorts for all eternity!!!!!

This is true! I saw it on a crackerjack box!
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« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2007, 06:05:57 AM »
could be... probably rather tangy

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« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2007, 06:08:32 AM »
Hey! Leave Terry Pratchett out of this! At least he knows that the discworld is fantasy, or he would release his books in the facts genre.
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m888

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« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2007, 12:52:04 PM »
More a medley of LOTR with Terry P.

And I'm pretty sure this whole "society" just got started by somebody who accidentaly found one of his books on the non-fiction shelf...

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Re: The Earth is infinite!
« Reply #18 on: March 15, 2007, 01:39:56 PM »
Why should the Earth be finite?

Cause its not, Frenchy!

There is PureLand, where humans who are pure enough, through abstaining of drugs (most Round Earthers would be disqualified just by that criterion), drink, gambling or criminal activities, may enter and enjoy a life of felicity.

Pureland? Sounds racist, you French fascisti nazi.
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Franc T., Planar

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« Reply #19 on: March 15, 2007, 02:04:56 PM »
There are other strange, bizarre things on Earth. Some things would make you throw up until you die of dehydration (believe me, I have read some stories of wars in other lands that make Hitler look like a Boy Scout). Some other things are just incredible and amazing. But to be honest, most other lands out there are pretty mundane.

Given that the Earth is infinite, ANYTHING that can happen, does happen. However, most of it is too far away for us to ever know about it.
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« Reply #20 on: March 15, 2007, 02:08:10 PM »
Why should the Earth be finite?

Cause its not, Frenchy!

There is PureLand, where humans who are pure enough, through abstaining of drugs (most Round Earthers would be disqualified just by that criterion), drink, gambling or criminal activities, may enter and enjoy a life of felicity.

Pureland? Sounds racist, you French fascisti nazi.
stop trolling.

I doubt Hitler could ever look like a boy scout (he was gassed twice in WW1 and survived dammit!) but I see what you mean.
I just can't see the Earth being infinate. The universe maybe (especially since we're apparently accelerating, as we would hit a roof at some point otherwise) but not Earth...Pure Land sounds a bit poncy...
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« Reply #21 on: March 15, 2007, 02:12:54 PM »
Don't think PureLand is the easiest place to live in. People there are very peaceful and life is not as hard as it is in this land. However, their level of life is not as high as ours, and they have been subjected to some pretty horrible things (although not nearly as bad as others). Also, it's a one-way ticket: no one can ever leave.
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« Reply #22 on: March 15, 2007, 02:14:22 PM »
.....now I know you're making it up as you go.
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« Reply #23 on: March 15, 2007, 02:15:08 PM »
This guy is insane! Wish I could come up with nonsense like that.
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« Reply #24 on: March 15, 2007, 02:20:18 PM »
What I am telling you is 100% as reported by the few explorers who go from land to land. The most well-traveled is Blinko the Wanderer, who traveled to (according to him) more than a hundred different lands, risking life and limb in many occasions. But there are many others. Also we have information from people who emigrated from faraway lands. Much of all this is rumour and hearsay, of course.
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« Reply #25 on: March 15, 2007, 02:29:55 PM »
Believe me it is very possible to make Hitler look like a Boy Scout. Some events that have been reported about wars in other lands are engraved in my mind for eternity (such as the War of Eastern Aggression, as it is called in PureLand). There are places where people have even less conscience than humans. The things they can do to their enemies would be censored on this message board, or any message board, for their absolute horror.
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« Reply #26 on: March 15, 2007, 02:56:27 PM »
Believe me it is very possible to make Hitler look like a Boy Scout. Some events that have been reported about wars in other lands are engraved in my mind for eternity. There are places where people have even less conscience than humans. The things they can do to their enemies would be censored on this message board, or any message board, for their absolute horror.

I know exactly what you mean! It's just like when the spider cam down and sat beside miss muppet! DAMN! that scared the HELL OUTA ME!

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Franc T., Planar

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« Reply #27 on: March 15, 2007, 03:01:11 PM »
Well m888 I can't blame you for making light of it. But believe me, if you knew anything about it, you definitely wouldn't be saying the same thing.
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« Reply #28 on: March 15, 2007, 03:02:33 PM »
Well m888 I can't blame you for making light of it. But believe me, if you knew anything about it, you definitely wouldn't be saying the same thing.

ok, where did you learn about these other lands?

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Franc T., Planar

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« Reply #29 on: March 15, 2007, 03:05:51 PM »
I explained this in a previous post. Here it is again:

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What I am telling you is 100% as reported by the few explorers who go from land to land. The most well-traveled is Blinko the Wanderer, who traveled to (according to him) more than a hundred different lands, risking life and limb in many occasions. But there are many others. Also we have information from people who emigrated from faraway lands. Much of all this is rumour and hearsay, of course.
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