Explain Volcano Theory

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Explain Volcano Theory
« on: March 11, 2007, 06:39:31 PM »
In the FAQ it states that volcano's erupt due to being in a confined space, like squeezing a bottle of water.  However, without gravity, what is there to squeeze out the lava?  I mean, water in a compressed air chamber will spurt out, but you need to compress it first.  And if you say things such as tectonic plate movement sandwich them, then what happens when a plate slams the wall and simply slides off the world?

Re: Explain Volcano Theory
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2007, 07:24:57 PM »
In the FAQ it states that volcano's erupt due to being in a confined space, like squeezing a bottle of water.  However, without gravity, what is there to squeeze out the lava?  I mean, water in a compressed air chamber will spurt out, but you need to compress it first.  And if you say things such as tectonic plate movement sandwich them, then what happens when a plate slams the wall and simply slides off the world?

We will get pwnt by the Shadow Object. fin.

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Re: Explain Volcano Theory
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2007, 09:31:04 AM »
Great question, since the lava would have to push out, and since we are moving up very fast, How are mountains and volcanoes formed, why wouldn't there be big deep holes and large mountains on the flipside.

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« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2007, 09:35:24 AM »
Great question, since the lava would have to push out, and since we are moving up very fast, How are mountains and volcanoes formed, why wouldn't there be big deep holes and large mountains on the flipside.

And no, no shadow object can hide this.

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Re: Explain Volcano Theory
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2007, 09:37:46 AM »
Tom's head is the shadow object

Whoa i just proved it, completely pwnted it.

But fo real his question is good
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Re: Explain Volcano Theory
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2007, 09:52:13 AM »
In the FAQ it states that volcano's erupt due to being in a confined space, like squeezing a bottle of water.  However, without gravity, what is there to squeeze out the lava?
Inertia and acceleration.

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And if you say things such as tectonic plate movement sandwich them, then what happens when a plate slams the wall and simply slides off the world?
It subducts at the ice wall.


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Re: Explain Volcano Theory
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2007, 10:04:07 AM »
are you suggesting that the ice, keyword "ice", wall can stop a tectonic plate, seriously Engineer
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Re: Explain Volcano Theory
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2007, 10:04:52 AM »
are you suggesting that the ice, keyword "ice", wall can stop a tectonic plate, seriously Engineer
SHELL UP

If the shadow object jhelp to push too.
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Re: Explain Volcano Theory
« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2007, 10:08:51 AM »
are you suggesting that the ice, keyword "ice", wall can stop a tectonic plate, seriously Engineer
SHELL UP
No, the ice wall is not made of ice.  It is a mountain covered in ice.  Ice Wall just has a good ring to it.


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Re: Explain Volcano Theory
« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2007, 10:09:53 AM »
ring ring ring ring ring banana phone.
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Re: Explain Volcano Theory
« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2007, 10:10:59 AM »
are you suggesting that the ice, keyword "ice", wall can stop a tectonic plate, seriously Engineer
SHELL UP
No, the ice wall is not made of ice.  It is a mountain covered in ice.  Ice Wall just has a good ring to it.

Oh no one told me that, thats ruined all my illusions and hopes of digging through the ice wall
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Re: Explain Volcano Theory
« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2007, 10:12:11 AM »
well its just the fact that the lava has no where to go, why doesnt it leak out the bottom on those volcanoes, or perhaps the sides, its just not reasonable the way that volcanoes form on the topside of the Flat Earth
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« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2007, 11:19:48 AM »
are you suggesting that the ice, keyword "ice", wall can stop a tectonic plate, seriously Engineer
SHELL UP
No, the ice wall is not made of ice.  It is a mountain covered in ice.  Ice Wall just has a good ring to it.

First time I done heard this.
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Re: Explain Volcano Theory
« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2007, 11:27:29 AM »
yes, seems that the old theories are getting a makeover

ahem apparently the Ice Wall is not made of ice, but rather is a mountain
a mountain that sheds every once in awhile, w8 wtf
wat about global warming, ice caps melting, its not in the FE theory
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Re: Explain Volcano Theory
« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2007, 11:28:53 AM »
In the FAQ it states that volcano's erupt due to being in a confined space, like squeezing a bottle of water.  However, without gravity, what is there to squeeze out the lava?  I mean, water in a compressed air chamber will spurt out, but you need to compress it first.  And if you say things such as tectonic plate movement sandwich them, then what happens when a plate slams the wall and simply slides off the world?

Explain RE volcano theory.
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Re: Explain Volcano Theory
« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2007, 11:29:40 AM »
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yes, seems that the old theories are getting a makeover

The Ice Wall has always been made of rock and stone with ice on top.

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« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2007, 11:30:13 AM »
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yes, seems that the old theories are getting a makeover

The Ice Wall has always been made of rock with ice on top.

How do you know? You say its guarded.
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« Reply #17 on: March 12, 2007, 11:30:44 AM »
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yes, seems that the old theories are getting a makeover

The Ice Wall has always been made of rock with ice on top.

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Re: Explain Volcano Theory
« Reply #18 on: March 12, 2007, 11:31:26 AM »
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For a picture of the Ice Wall do a Google Image Search for "Antarctica."

I describe how volcanoes and mountains are formed in this thread: http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=11314.0

Re: Explain Volcano Theory
« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2007, 11:40:13 AM »
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For a picture of the Ice Wall do a Google Image Search for "Antarctica."

I describe how volcanoes and mountains are formed in this thread: http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=11314.0

But which one of the 4 Antarticas are there pictures of on google?
How do we know it isn't Antartica?
What if the pictures are obviously faked?
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Re: Explain Volcano Theory
« Reply #20 on: March 12, 2007, 12:18:24 PM »


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Re: Explain Volcano Theory
« Reply #21 on: March 12, 2007, 01:07:02 PM »
I'm getting more and more confused
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Re: Explain Volcano Theory
« Reply #22 on: March 12, 2007, 01:10:32 PM »
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For a picture of the Ice Wall do a Google Image Search for "Antarctica."

I describe how volcanoes and mountains are formed in this thread: http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=11314.0

Ok look another thread where you posted once and never went back. 
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Re: Explain Volcano Theory
« Reply #23 on: March 12, 2007, 01:13:26 PM »
I dont want to have to read another thread. He should answer it here!
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Re: Explain Volcano Theory
« Reply #24 on: March 12, 2007, 01:15:52 PM »
because he posted a thread that answers the question??? And he didnt want to waste time reposting the same shit? hmmmm...

Or beacause he doesnt have answers.  

I think its funny some geologist spend there whole life trying to understand volcanoes when Tom already does.  Makes you wounder who's right, the people that place sensors all over the Earth, drill down, and use other types of data or Tom who pulled took the first answer that fell out of his ass.
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Re: Explain Volcano Theory
« Reply #25 on: March 12, 2007, 01:17:04 PM »
Personally I'm inclined to believe Tom. Obviously all those geologists are in on the conspiracy.
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Re: Explain Volcano Theory
« Reply #26 on: March 12, 2007, 06:03:37 PM »
Personally I'm inclined to believe Tom. Obviously all those geologists are in on the conspiracy.
Personally I'm inclined to believe you believing Tom.

Re: Explain Volcano Theory
« Reply #27 on: March 12, 2007, 07:18:33 PM »
photos dont count as evidence bishop and you know that! those antartica pictures are obviously and clearly photoshopped. and if no one has seen the ice wall because it is so heavily guarded, how the fuck do all of you know what it is made out of?

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Re: Explain Volcano Theory
« Reply #28 on: March 14, 2007, 10:12:38 AM »
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For a picture of the Ice Wall do a Google Image Search for "Antarctica."

I describe how volcanoes and mountains are formed in this thread: http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=11314.0

Oh shit

Oh no you don't

never use my topic to answer the question
you never answered the topic anyways, your information is not valid, and the information that you might think of in the future will not have any valid proof behind it, dont use round earth knowledge to support your theory
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