Nuclear Power Exaggerated

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Rushy

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Re: Nuclear Weapons Do Not Exist
« Reply #600 on: April 19, 2012, 10:48:12 AM »
Rushy, man, keep the trollin' in check. Don't get carried away, you're making it too obvious.

Who is trolling? My stove really can melt a variety of things, preferably butter for my Maine lobster.

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Re: Nuclear Weapons Do Not Exist
« Reply #601 on: April 19, 2012, 12:26:30 PM »
Rushy, man, keep the trollin' in check. Don't get carried away, you're making it too obvious.

Who is trolling? My stove really can melt a variety of things, preferably butter for my Maine lobster.

Wouldn't it be easier to use your microwave for that?

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Rushy

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Re: Nuclear Weapons Do Not Exist
« Reply #602 on: April 19, 2012, 12:36:18 PM »
Rushy, man, keep the trollin' in check. Don't get carried away, you're making it too obvious.

Who is trolling? My stove really can melt a variety of things, preferably butter for my Maine lobster.

Wouldn't it be easier to use your microwave for that?

And irradiate my food with the government's gamma rays? No thanks.

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Saddam Hussein

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Re: Nuclear Weapons Do Not Exist
« Reply #603 on: April 19, 2012, 12:42:54 PM »
The government built your microwave?

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Rushy

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Re: Nuclear Weapons Do Not Exist
« Reply #604 on: April 19, 2012, 01:11:01 PM »
The government built your microwave?

GE = Government Electric.

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Re: Nuclear Weapons Do Not Exist
« Reply #605 on: April 19, 2012, 02:28:44 PM »
Are you talking about General Electric?

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Re: Nuclear Weapons Do Not Exist
« Reply #606 on: April 19, 2012, 03:16:48 PM »
So they would have you believe, Saddam Hussein - if that is your real name.
I'm not black nor a thug, I'm more like god who will bring 7 plagues of flat earth upon your ass.

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Rushy

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Re: Nuclear Weapons Do Not Exist
« Reply #607 on: April 19, 2012, 03:47:17 PM »
Are you talking about General Electric?

That was back in the olden days, where the grass was green and the white picket fences sparkled in the sunlight.

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Re: Nuclear Weapons Do Not Exist
« Reply #608 on: April 19, 2012, 04:03:46 PM »
I didn't think it was possible, but this thread made more sense when 17 November was posting in it.

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Re: Nuclear Weapons Do Not Exist
« Reply #609 on: April 19, 2012, 05:49:12 PM »
Rushy, man, keep the trollin' in check. Don't get carried away, you're making it too obvious.

Who is trolling? My stove really can melt a variety of things, preferably butter for my Maine lobster.

Wouldn't it be easier to use your microwave for that?

And irradiate my food with the government's gamma rays? No thanks.
Since when did a microwave emit gamma rays?
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Re: Nuclear Weapons Do Not Exist
« Reply #610 on: April 19, 2012, 06:30:19 PM »
Lol good point. I wonder why they call it a MICROwave... not a GAMAwave
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Re: Nuclear Weapons Do Not Exist
« Reply #611 on: April 19, 2012, 06:35:07 PM »
I didn't think it was possible, but this thread made more sense when 17 November was posting in it.
Irush: making less sense than 17 November since November 17.
You have been ignored for common interest of mankind.

I am a terrible person and I am a typical Blowhard Liberal for being wrong about Bom.

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Rushy

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Re: Nuclear Weapons Do Not Exist
« Reply #612 on: April 19, 2012, 07:28:02 PM »
Since when did a microwave emit gamma rays?

Since 1946. Thought this was common knowledge. You really think the microwaves use microwaves that magically vibrate water molecules? How silly.

Re: Nuclear Weapons Do Not Exist
« Reply #613 on: April 19, 2012, 07:32:57 PM »
Lol that is not true at all.
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Rushy

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Re: Nuclear Weapons Do Not Exist
« Reply #614 on: April 19, 2012, 07:45:24 PM »
Lol that is not true at all.

Have you performed a spectrum analysis of your microwave recently?

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Re: Nuclear Weapons Do Not Exist
« Reply #615 on: April 19, 2012, 07:59:23 PM »
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Re: Nuclear Weapons Do Not Exist
« Reply #616 on: April 19, 2012, 09:31:08 PM »
Lol that is not true at all.

Have you performed a spectrum analysis of your microwave recently?

Have you?? Where the heck are you getting this information it is completely incorrect for a few reasons:
1st gamma rays have incredibly short wavelengths and are awful for cooking
2nd gamma rays are on the opposite side of the spectrum as microwaves so there is no chance a MICROWAVE can produce gamma waves
3rd Why the hell would they call it a microwave if it only produces gamma waves
4th Every site I looked at to confirm my argument concurs, nowhere could I find any article discussing normal microwave ovens creating gamma radiation.

And Sokarul is right. This is stupid.
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Re: Nuclear Weapons Do Not Exist
« Reply #617 on: April 20, 2012, 03:04:11 AM »
Why bother doing a spectral analysis? All you need to do is take it apart and run a Geiger counter over it.
You have been ignored for common interest of mankind.

I am a terrible person and I am a typical Blowhard Liberal for being wrong about Bom.

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Re: Nuclear Weapons Do Not Exist
« Reply #618 on: April 20, 2012, 05:44:14 AM »
Irush, while I commend you on your effort, your trolling skills leave something to be desired.  This thread has been derailed from the start. 

This is when a thread should be locked.  I'll await the mods while I warm my coffee up in my gamma ray oven.

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Re: Nuclear Weapons Do Not Exist
« Reply #619 on: April 20, 2012, 06:32:14 AM »
Lol that is not true at all.

Have you performed a spectrum analysis of your microwave recently?

You don't have to. You just have to do this: Faraday jails partially/completelly block an electromagnetic source if they are connected to ground. As you don't believe in no component of the microwave, do this:

-Take a copper cable, connect it to the external case (specially the door) and on the other side to a tap.You've just made a Faraday jail.

-Take a cup of water, with nothing more than cup, and water. Hold it next to the door. Put a cup of water (this time be sure to PUT SOMETHING like tea on it, itīs really important, the water could explode in your hand) INSIDE of the microwave and switch it on. Check both water cups.


What happens? The microwaves used on your "Gamma wave oven" belong to the short wave radio zone of the electromagnetic spectrum. That means that a Faraday jail can stop them (If you don't believe me, wrap a radio with several layers of tinfoil, you should stop hearing anything if the antenna is not touching the tinfoil). But what about gamma rays? They can pass through almost every material in the world. I think you donīt need nothing more to understand my point. Oh! And try to call to a cellular that is inside a switched off microwave.
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Re: Nuclear Weapons Do Not Exist
« Reply #620 on: April 20, 2012, 10:14:20 AM »
I didn't think it was possible, but this thread made more sense when 17 November was posting in it.
Irush: making less sense than 17 November since November 17.

December 22nd, 2011 actually.

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Re: Nuclear Weapons Do Not Exist
« Reply #621 on: April 21, 2012, 01:32:10 PM »
Lol that is not true at all.

Have you performed a spectrum analysis of your microwave recently?

Have you?? Where the heck are you getting this information it is completely incorrect for a few reasons:
1st gamma rays have incredibly short wavelengths and are awful for cooking
2nd gamma rays are on the opposite side of the spectrum as microwaves so there is no chance a MICROWAVE can produce gamma waves
3rd Why the hell would they call it a microwave if it only produces gamma waves
4th Every site I looked at to confirm my argument concurs, nowhere could I find any article discussing normal microwave ovens creating gamma radiation.

And Sokarul is right. This is stupid.

How the hell did you fall for that?

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Conker

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Re: Nuclear Weapons Do Not Exist
« Reply #622 on: April 21, 2012, 01:45:34 PM »
Lol that is not true at all.

Have you performed a spectrum analysis of your microwave recently?

Have you?? Where the heck are you getting this information it is completely incorrect for a few reasons:
1st gamma rays have incredibly short wavelengths and are awful for cooking
2nd gamma rays are on the opposite side of the spectrum as microwaves so there is no chance a MICROWAVE can produce gamma waves
3rd Why the hell would they call it a microwave if it only produces gamma waves
4th Every site I looked at to confirm my argument concurs, nowhere could I find any article discussing normal microwave ovens creating gamma radiation.

And Sokarul is right. This is stupid.

How the hell did you fall for that?

Thanks for ignoring me
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Re: Nuclear Weapons Do Not Exist
« Reply #623 on: April 21, 2012, 02:14:40 PM »
Lol that is not true at all.

Have you performed a spectrum analysis of your microwave recently?

Have you?? Where the heck are you getting this information it is completely incorrect for a few reasons:
1st gamma rays have incredibly short wavelengths and are awful for cooking
2nd gamma rays are on the opposite side of the spectrum as microwaves so there is no chance a MICROWAVE can produce gamma waves
3rd Why the hell would they call it a microwave if it only produces gamma waves
4th Every site I looked at to confirm my argument concurs, nowhere could I find any article discussing normal microwave ovens creating gamma radiation.

And Sokarul is right. This is stupid.

How the hell did you fall for that?

Thanks for ignoring me

No problem

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Re: Nuclear Weapons Do Not Exist
« Reply #624 on: April 21, 2012, 06:00:33 PM »
Lol that is not true at all.

Have you performed a spectrum analysis of your microwave recently?

Have you?? Where the heck are you getting this information it is completely incorrect for a few reasons:
1st gamma rays have incredibly short wavelengths and are awful for cooking
2nd gamma rays are on the opposite side of the spectrum as microwaves so there is no chance a MICROWAVE can produce gamma waves
3rd Why the hell would they call it a microwave if it only produces gamma waves
4th Every site I looked at to confirm my argument concurs, nowhere could I find any article discussing normal microwave ovens creating gamma radiation.

And Sokarul is right. This is stupid.

At least someone learned something.

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Re: Nuclear Weapons Do Not Exist
« Reply #625 on: April 21, 2012, 08:13:39 PM »
Yes.  There is a lesson buried in there somewhere.

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Rushy

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Re: Nuclear Weapons Do Not Exist
« Reply #626 on: April 24, 2012, 11:44:35 AM »
Placed my cell phone in my microwave, it still had two bars. Nothing can stop Verizon.

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Re: Nuclear Weapons Do Not Exist
« Reply #627 on: April 24, 2012, 11:48:29 AM »
Placed my cell phone in my microwave, it still had two bars. Nothing can stop Verizon.

Did you connected the case to ground?. And I would think on buying another microwave  ;D
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Re: Nuclear Weapons Do Not Exist
« Reply #628 on: April 24, 2012, 02:39:45 PM »
Placed my cell phone in my microwave, it still had two bars. Nothing can stop Verizon.

Did you connected the case to ground?. And I would think on buying another microwave  ;D

Indeed it is, the cell phone definitely had two bars (and a WiFi signal) inside the closed microwave.

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Re: Nuclear Weapons Do Not Exist
« Reply #629 on: April 24, 2012, 04:44:46 PM »
Placed my cell phone in my microwave, it still had two bars. Nothing can stop Verizon.

Did you connected the case to ground?. And I would think on buying another microwave  ;D

Indeed it is, the cell phone definitely had two bars (and a WiFi signal) inside the closed microwave.

That's odd. How many bars does it have after you run it for 30 seconds?