Is Tom Bishop real or the shadow object?!

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Is Tom Bishop real or the shadow object?!
« on: March 03, 2007, 04:28:49 PM »
Explain.
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In FE Literature there are three celestial bodies that inhabit the sky. The Sun. The Moon. And the Shadow Object.
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You have performed an illegal operation. Tom Bishop will now shut down, you will lose all unsaved arguments.

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Re: Is Tom Bishop real or the shadow object?!
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2007, 04:30:20 PM »
Shadow object
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

Re: Is Tom Bishop real or the shadow object?!
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2007, 04:36:43 PM »
Equivalence principle.

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Re: Is Tom Bishop real or the shadow object?!
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2007, 04:37:43 PM »
Equivalence principle.

Eh? Words I dont understand again
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

Re: Is Tom Bishop real or the shadow object?!
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2007, 04:38:08 PM »
Tom Bishop is a myth.

Re: Is Tom Bishop real or the shadow object?!
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2007, 04:40:14 PM »
Look out your window.

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Re: Is Tom Bishop real or the shadow object?!
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2007, 04:46:21 PM »
Bah I just went to look out my window but didnt turn the lights on. I walked into a box and it hurt. I blame you kasroa!
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

Re: Is Tom Bishop real or the shadow object?!
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2007, 04:52:15 PM »
Read chapter 12 of "The Earth is not a Globe"

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Re: Is Tom Bishop real or the shadow object?!
« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2007, 04:53:19 PM »
I dont have the book but TheTerror said he'd buy it for me instead of getting me something pretty
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: Is Tom Bishop real or the shadow object?!
« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2007, 04:56:41 PM »
Read the FAQ
Some people are ****ing stupid! ~ George Carlin

Mathematical proof of the flat Earth:
[{(Diameter of Earth)*(tan[distance from Earth to sun/distance from North pole to equator])}2]/0

Re: Is Tom Bishop real or the shadow object?!
« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2007, 04:57:17 PM »
Tom says "literature" alot. It's his favourite word.

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Re: Is Tom Bishop real or the shadow object?!
« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2007, 04:58:09 PM »
I tried many time to read the FAQ but each time I'd get part way through then I'd suddenly realise that people cant possibly be that stupid so I gave up

Literature is a wonderful word...
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

Re: Is Tom Bishop real or the shadow object?!
« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2007, 05:01:38 PM »
The FAQ is lovable in a sort of psychotic way.

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Re: Is Tom Bishop real or the shadow object?!
« Reply #13 on: March 03, 2007, 05:02:57 PM »
Well it does make me go crazy when I try to read it so thats true...
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: Is Tom Bishop real or the shadow object?!
« Reply #14 on: March 03, 2007, 05:04:15 PM »
My advice is don't even try

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Re: Is Tom Bishop real or the shadow object?!
« Reply #15 on: March 03, 2007, 05:05:48 PM »
I'm a tryer though
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: Is Tom Bishop real or the shadow object?!
« Reply #16 on: March 03, 2007, 06:19:59 PM »
The Kertoplasmic Infundubulator.
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Re: Is Tom Bishop real or the shadow object?!
« Reply #17 on: March 03, 2007, 07:09:15 PM »
Tom Bishop is the Shadow Object, the Ice wall AND the Flat Earth. kthxbye

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Re: Is Tom Bishop real or the shadow object?!
« Reply #18 on: March 03, 2007, 08:56:30 PM »
And also, he breathes blue air :P.
Some people are ****ing stupid! ~ George Carlin

Mathematical proof of the flat Earth:
[{(Diameter of Earth)*(tan[distance from Earth to sun/distance from North pole to equator])}2]/0

Re: Is Tom Bishop real or the shadow object?!
« Reply #19 on: March 03, 2007, 11:08:51 PM »
He also causes the illusions of sunrise and sunset with dark elven magic.

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Re: Is Tom Bishop real or the shadow object?!
« Reply #20 on: March 04, 2007, 08:50:32 AM »
Is Tom Bishop real?

Are you an idiot?

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Re: Is Tom Bishop real or the shadow object?!
« Reply #21 on: March 04, 2007, 10:06:34 AM »
Tom bishop is my role model, he is a man of eternal wisdom and i wish youd all let him be!