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What would you like to be in your next life?

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Vauxhall the Vampire

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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #60 on: March 05, 2007, 07:11:01 AM »
I want to be George W. Bush  :D
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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #61 on: March 05, 2007, 07:56:35 AM »
Could I just keep this life and live forever? I wouldn't mind that so long as my mind and body didn't age too.
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iHeartSpheres

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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #62 on: March 05, 2007, 10:43:35 AM »
Quote from: theonlydann on March 05, 2007, 07:49:02 AM
Maybe i wanna be a tortoise. The ones that live like... 500 years.

ha thats 500 years in the fast lane right there..  doesnt seem like tortoises have much fun...
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Miss M.

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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #63 on: March 05, 2007, 11:19:23 AM »
you kidding? My aunt is owned by a totoise...he is so spoilt lol.
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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #64 on: March 05, 2007, 11:31:22 AM »
Orinoco is sooo sweet and he's like, 80...he's the perfect gen'leman. :P He's lovely. My aunt wanted to breed him with this female totoise of his breed who lives down the road, but he errm...he needs a stool :P
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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #65 on: March 05, 2007, 11:34:16 AM »
I dunno. I'll suggest it lol. Poor Orry...he'll die a virgin...guess a tortoise can be a monk as much as the next animal.
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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #66 on: March 05, 2007, 11:37:17 AM »
Quote from: theonlydann on March 05, 2007, 11:35:58 AM
you disgust me for even considering my suggestion.

Then why did you suggest it?
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Miss M.

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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #67 on: March 05, 2007, 11:39:13 AM »
but seriously, my aunt wants to have Orry pass on his genes..she probably could...
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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #68 on: March 05, 2007, 06:56:27 PM »
Quote from: Tao of Pooh on March 03, 2007, 06:35:11 AM
Quote from: Northrider5 on March 03, 2007, 05:35:03 AM
I WANNA BE DAVE MUSTAINE!
Is that Lucifer on-line name?


Awww Tao! Megadeth!!!
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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #69 on: March 05, 2007, 06:59:43 PM »
Quote from: Tao of Pooh on March 03, 2007, 07:38:05 AM
Quote from: Northrider5 on March 03, 2007, 06:53:11 AM
Why don't girls ever daydream about me? >:(
Why do you care?


Cause grrls are kewl  :-[
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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #70 on: March 05, 2007, 07:30:08 PM »
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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #71 on: March 05, 2007, 07:42:51 PM »
Girls daydream about me.  At least, that's what happens in my daydreams...
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Tao of Pooh

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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #72 on: March 06, 2007, 12:41:00 AM »
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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #73 on: March 06, 2007, 12:41:54 AM »
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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #74 on: March 06, 2007, 12:42:54 AM »
Quote from: Cool Man on March 03, 2007, 04:38:09 PM
Hey, here's a great idea: Why don't you get your lazy asses off your chair, go outside, and make something of the life you have now, instead of waiting to die and getting a better one.
Why don't you...COOL MAN?

 ::) ::) ::)
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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #75 on: March 06, 2007, 12:44:39 AM »
Quote from: DiegoDraw on March 03, 2007, 11:52:42 PM
I think being a woman would be fun...
What drugs are you on?
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Tao of Pooh

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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #76 on: March 06, 2007, 12:45:58 AM »
Quote from: skeptical scientist on March 04, 2007, 02:51:15 AM
Not only do whales have penises, but if one were so inclined, one could purchase a whale penis dildo. It takes all kinds...
What I want to know is...

how do you know about this site?!?






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Tao of Pooh

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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #77 on: March 06, 2007, 12:51:17 AM »
Quote from: Cool Man on March 04, 2007, 02:10:15 PM
This is the most dysfunctional forum. No one here even believes the earth is flat, which totally defeats the purpose of this site, and no thread ever stays on topic. Why don't you all go die.
Hmmm, I think the appropriate response to this post is...



FUCK OFF!!

I feel so much better now  ;D
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Tao of Pooh

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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #78 on: March 06, 2007, 12:53:00 AM »
Quote from: Vauxhall The Goddess on March 05, 2007, 07:11:01 AM
I want to be George W. Bush  :D
Now that's scary.
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Tao of Pooh

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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #79 on: March 06, 2007, 12:55:28 AM »
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Nomad

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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #80 on: March 06, 2007, 09:12:35 AM »
Quote from: DiegoDraw on March 03, 2007, 11:52:42 PM
I think being a woman would be fun...

~D-Draw

Whoa, I didn't notice this before.  I'm right there with you, bro.
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Nomad

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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #81 on: March 06, 2007, 07:25:08 PM »
Like being a ugly at a bar makes any difference.
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quixotic

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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #82 on: March 06, 2007, 08:11:14 PM »
Of course it does....how many times have you been at a bar when its packed and the st00pid bar dude always chooses the glamour over the peeps that have been waiting for ages.....

I've always liked goin up to birds and saying :

"Hey, how you going. Would YOU like to buy ME a drink"

Confuses them everytime 8)
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Nomad

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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #83 on: March 06, 2007, 09:51:49 PM »
I don't go to many bars.  However, I'm sure that many guys looking for vag don't really care what they look like.
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Tao of Pooh

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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #84 on: March 07, 2007, 12:29:46 AM »
Quote from: thedigitalnomad on March 06, 2007, 09:12:35 AM
Quote from: DiegoDraw on March 03, 2007, 11:52:42 PM
I think being a woman would be fun...

~D-Draw

Whoa, I didn't notice this before.  I'm right there with you, bro.
You guys really want someone playing basketball with your head while you gag on his cock, all the while hoping he doesn't cum in your mouth?

Yeah, good times.
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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #85 on: March 07, 2007, 12:56:32 AM »
Change my answer, I wanna be a KROVIKAN HORROR. Oooh, yeah, bitches.
GRRRG, ARRRG.

If you don't know what it is, you're probably not geeky enough.:B
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Nomad

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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #86 on: March 07, 2007, 09:39:03 AM »
Quote from: Tao of Pooh on March 07, 2007, 12:29:46 AM
Quote from: thedigitalnomad on March 06, 2007, 09:12:35 AM
Quote from: DiegoDraw on March 03, 2007, 11:52:42 PM
I think being a woman would be fun...

~D-Draw

Whoa, I didn't notice this before.  I'm right there with you, bro.
You guys really want someone playing basketball with your head while you gag on his cock, all the while hoping he doesn't cum in your mouth?

Yeah, good times.

Damn right.
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Tao of Pooh

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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #87 on: March 09, 2007, 12:37:14 AM »
Quote from: thedigitalnomad on March 07, 2007, 09:39:03 AM
Quote from: Tao of Pooh on March 07, 2007, 12:29:46 AM
Quote from: thedigitalnomad on March 06, 2007, 09:12:35 AM
Quote from: DiegoDraw on March 03, 2007, 11:52:42 PM
I think being a woman would be fun...

~D-Draw

Whoa, I didn't notice this before.  I'm right there with you, bro.
You guys really want someone playing basketball with your head while you gag on his cock, all the while hoping he doesn't cum in your mouth?

Yeah, good times.

Damn right.
You slut!


I...I...I think I love you
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Nomad

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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #88 on: March 09, 2007, 12:44:59 AM »
Sorry, I can't trespass on another man's territory.  It's just wrong.  Plus, Dann is scary.
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Tao of Pooh

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Re: What would you like to be in your next life?
« Reply #89 on: March 09, 2007, 12:56:05 AM »
Quote from: thedigitalnomad on March 09, 2007, 12:44:59 AM
Sorry, I can't trespass on another man's territory.  It's just wrong.  Plus, Dann is scary.
I can love whoever I want to and I lub (almost) everythingone on this board.
Dann just has to live with it.
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