I've just worked out that we've been lied to all this time! The earth isn't flat (despite all the evidence), It's really a giant ball that spins around for no reason in the middle of space!
The sun doesn't float above the earth, it's really millions and millions of miles away but just REALLY big (hard to belive but it's true.....ya rly). The governments didn't want us to know about it, so they all got together and decieded to tell us all the earth was flat for no reason, they just thought it would be a laugh. There comes times when they think they should tell us but it's too good of a joke to stop now.
We're not travelling upwards, accelerating at 9.8ms/s either - there is a "magical" force that i like to call "gravity". Now this force "atracts" us towards the earth, i don't know why - it's magic.
You know how i found all this out?
Jesus told me