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Men are better!
« on: February 27, 2007, 07:45:50 PM »
All the problems in the World are woman’s fault. If they just did what they were told then there would be no problems. I have a little joke to help explain what women should do: "why did the woman cross the road?"," the real question is what was the woman doing out of the kitchen!" What did a woman ever do that was so important.
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Pyrochimp

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Re: Men are better!
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2007, 07:50:40 PM »
Hmm...

That one Polish girl gave herself cancer breathing in a bunch of radon.  Does that count?
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quixotic

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Re: Men are better!
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2007, 08:27:20 PM »
ummm.....wankers....

ever heard of:

Mother Thereasa,
Marie Curie,
Margaret Thatcher,

If women 'did what they told' where would the fun be??

idiots.......
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Tom Bishop

Re: Men are better!
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2007, 08:56:26 PM »
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Mother Thereasa,

Religious nut.

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Marie Curie

Unsafe scientist.

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Margaret Thatcher

Political pundit.
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BOGWarrior89

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Re: Men are better!
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2007, 09:05:22 PM »
Quote from: Tom Bishop on February 27, 2007, 08:56:26 PM
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Marie Curie

Unsafe scientist.

Yeah, because it's not like some guy took all the credit for her work.  Asshole.
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Re: Men are better!
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2007, 09:39:45 PM »
Quote from: eternal321 on February 27, 2007, 07:45:50 PM
All the problems in the World are woman’s fault. If they just did what they were told then there would be no problems. I have a little joke to help explain what women should do: "why did the woman cross the road?"," the real question is what was the woman doing out of the kitchen!" What did a woman ever do that was so important.

Woman tell us what to do though... or else we get no ass.

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quixotic

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Re: Men are better!
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2007, 09:42:58 PM »
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Re: Men are better!
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2007, 10:48:34 PM »
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Re: Men are better!
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2007, 10:56:24 PM »
Quote from: beast on February 27, 2007, 10:48:34 PM
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avaholik

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you should try it sometimes.
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Re: Men are better!
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2007, 11:09:33 PM »
This actually brings up a point which I was planning to write a small essay about. Not that women aren't good but rather everyone's obsession with equality, and the fact that nobody wants to face the fact that no matter what happens we aren't GOING to be equal. Anyways...Just thought I'd notify you unnecessarily (but it is going to be on my bloog sometime /shameless, shameless promotion...<_<)

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Re: Men are better!
« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2007, 11:41:15 PM »
Quote from: eternal321 on February 27, 2007, 07:45:50 PM
All the problems in the World are woman’s fault. If they just did what they were told then there would be no problems. I have a little joke to help explain what women should do: "why did the woman cross the road?"," the real question is what was the woman doing out of the kitchen!" What did a woman ever do that was so important.


My rebuttal: George W Bush.
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Re: Men are better!
« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2007, 12:55:05 AM »
Quote from: eternal321 on February 27, 2007, 07:45:50 PM
All the problems in the World are woman’s fault. If they just did what they were told then there would be no problems. I have a little joke to help explain what women should do: "why did the woman cross the road?"," the real question is what was the woman doing out of the kitchen!" What did a woman ever do that was so important.
I think it quite narrow-minded of you to base an opinion of all women solely on those in your life-however true it may be that your mommie & grammie contributed nothing of significance to the world.
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Pyrochimp

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Re: Men are better!
« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2007, 08:06:50 AM »
Quote from: quixotic on February 27, 2007, 08:27:20 PM
If women 'did what they told' where would the fun be??

Hahaha, oh wow.
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Re: Men are better!
« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2007, 02:17:36 PM »
Quote from: Pyrochimp on February 28, 2007, 08:06:50 AM
Quote from: quixotic on February 27, 2007, 08:27:20 PM
If women 'did what they told' where would the fun be??

Hahaha, oh wow.

You'll understand when puberty hits..  ::)
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Re: Men are better!
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2007, 02:27:26 PM »
Quote from: DiegoDraw on February 27, 2007, 11:09:33 PM
This actually brings up a point which I was planning to write a small essay about. Not that women aren't good but rather everyone's obsession with equality, and the fact that nobody wants to face the fact that no matter what happens we aren't GOING to be equal. Anyways...Just thought I'd notify you unnecessarily (but it is going to be on my bloog sometime /shameless, shameless promotion...<_<)

Er...

You saw nothing.

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Many people, while raving about wanting to be equal, seperate themselves from the rest of society, or wish too. Every minority in history wanted to be treated equally while wanting to have some sort of special condition or whatnot appended to what they were. Kinda like 'some are more equal than others' but in the opposite direction.
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quixotic

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Re: Men are better!
« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2007, 02:42:04 PM »
I'm a huge believeer in equality for all, but sometimes I do wonder...

Now, don't start calling me egotistical and shovanistic, but, is it not true that at the end of the day in CERTAIN aspects, women cannot do what men do?

For example (hypothetical) if you got the strongest man in the world and the strongest women, the man would still be able to bench press more...

OR

The fastest man in the world vs fastest woman in the world, the man will always win...

These examples are based purely on the build of a man, which, WILL ALWAYS be much different to that of a woman...

These is pretty unimportant information, but still true, coz I may sometimes get piSSed off when a woman says she can do anything a man can do...coz its not neccessarily true.

On the other handm there are definitely things I cannot do the the ladies can...
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Re: Men are better!
« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2007, 02:58:38 PM »
Quote from: Rick_James on February 28, 2007, 02:17:36 PM
Quote from: Pyrochimp on February 28, 2007, 08:06:50 AM
Quote from: quixotic on February 27, 2007, 08:27:20 PM
If women 'did what they told' where would the fun be??

Hahaha, oh wow.

You'll understand when puberty hits..  ::)

*sigh* It's a joke.  I understood what he meant.

Edit: You know, I just realized this is the only forum where the mods themselves will insult members with little provocation.  Great job guys.
« Last Edit: February 28, 2007, 04:24:43 PM by Pyrochimp »
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Re: Men are better!
« Reply #17 on: February 28, 2007, 04:04:46 PM »
Quote from: quixotic on February 28, 2007, 02:42:04 PM
On the other handm there are definitely things I cannot do the the ladies can...
lol, multiple orgasms.
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quixotic

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Re: Men are better!
« Reply #18 on: February 28, 2007, 04:19:47 PM »
ummmm...

Speak for yourself Cadium.... 8)
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Re: Men are better!
« Reply #19 on: February 28, 2007, 04:27:48 PM »
Quote from: eternal321 on February 27, 2007, 07:45:50 PM
What did a woman ever do that was so important?

I'm going with GIVE BIRTH TO YOU.
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Re: Men are better!
« Reply #20 on: February 28, 2007, 04:38:13 PM »
Quote from: Pyrochimp on February 28, 2007, 02:58:38 PM
*sigh* It's a joke.  I understood what he meant.

Edit: You know, I just realized this is the only forum where the mods themselves will insult members with little provocation.  Great job guys.


This, and Angry Ranting. At least we keep the science forums as serious as we can (no thanks to RE'ers)
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Re: Men are better!
« Reply #21 on: February 28, 2007, 04:48:25 PM »
Quote from: Pyrochimp on February 28, 2007, 02:58:38 PM
Edit: You know, I just realized this is the only forum where the mods themselves will insult members with little provocation.  Great job guys.
It's called "having a good time."
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Re: Men are better!
« Reply #22 on: February 28, 2007, 04:52:26 PM »
Fw: Message from the planet

Dearest Pyrochimp,

I don't give a damn.

Sincerely,
The [Gaia] Flat Earth
« Last Edit: March 02, 2007, 10:34:37 AM by Ubuntu »
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Pyrochimp

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Re: Men are better!
« Reply #23 on: February 28, 2007, 05:05:27 PM »
Mmm ok.
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Re: Men are better!
« Reply #24 on: February 28, 2007, 08:15:19 PM »
Quote from: Rick_James on February 27, 2007, 11:41:15 PM
Quote from: eternal321 on February 27, 2007, 07:45:50 PM
All the problems in the World are woman’s fault. If they just did what they were told then there would be no problems. I have a little joke to help explain what women should do: "why did the woman cross the road?"," the real question is what was the woman doing out of the kitchen!" What did a woman ever do that was so important.


My rebuttal: George W Bush.
His mother raised him. Gaem Ovar.
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Re: Men are better!
« Reply #25 on: March 01, 2007, 12:34:43 AM »
Quote from: Pyrochimp on February 28, 2007, 02:58:38 PM
Quote from: Rick_James on February 28, 2007, 02:17:36 PM
Quote from: Pyrochimp on February 28, 2007, 08:06:50 AM
Quote from: quixotic on February 27, 2007, 08:27:20 PM
If women 'did what they told' where would the fun be??

Hahaha, oh wow.

You'll understand when puberty hits..  ::)

*sigh* It's a joke.  I understood what he meant.

Edit: You know, I just realized this is the only forum where the mods themselves will insult members with little provocation.  Great job guys.
You get what you pay for.
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Tao of Pooh

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Re: Men are better!
« Reply #26 on: March 01, 2007, 12:35:39 AM »
Quote from: BOGWarrior89 on February 28, 2007, 04:27:48 PM
Quote from: eternal321 on February 27, 2007, 07:45:50 PM
What did a woman ever do that was so important?

I'm going with GIVE BIRTH TO YOU.
Wrong answer, he asked about something important.
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Tao of Pooh

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Re: Men are better!
« Reply #27 on: March 01, 2007, 12:36:58 AM »
Quote from: Rick_James on February 28, 2007, 04:38:13 PM
Quote from: Pyrochimp on February 28, 2007, 02:58:38 PM
*sigh* It's a joke.  I understood what he meant.

Edit: You know, I just realized this is the only forum where the mods themselves will insult members with little provocation.  Great job guys.


This, and Angry Ranting. At least we keep the science forums as serious as we can (no thanks to RE'ers)
And that's why I try to avoid the science forums.
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Re: Men are better!
« Reply #28 on: March 01, 2007, 06:40:01 PM »
Quote from: eternal321 on February 27, 2007, 07:45:50 PM
All the problems in the World are woman’s fault. If they just did what they were told then there would be no problems. I have a little joke to help explain what women should do: "why did the woman cross the road?"," the real question is what was the woman doing out of the kitchen!" What did a woman ever do that was so important.
...wow... what a sexist piece of shit. women have probably done more things that were more important than anything you've done. Lets see, Harriet Tubbman? (oh dont tell me you dont like black people either)
and then theres, Joan Of Ark, died for her beliefs, (doubt yo've got the balls to do that)
Mother Teresah (i doubt you'de give up you're life for a cause like she did.)
heres a whole page of women in hisory who have done improtant things
http://lkwdpl.org/wihohio/figures.htm
by the way im a guy, i just hate people like you
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